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  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    Do you think I would get banned if I let you know how freaky I am?

    Where is everybody today?
  • willy0524
    willy0524 Posts: 1,897
    I dont think it would be a good idea if you told me on here you dont want the mfp police after you do you?

    Its a rainy saturday here I'd be outside otherwise. OH btw did you know vaccuming sucks?
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    Don't vacuums always suck?

    Do you think the MFP police have handcuffs?
  • willy0524
    willy0524 Posts: 1,897
    dont all police have handcuffs?

    have you ever been cuffed?
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    Would you believe I haven't?
  • willy0524
    willy0524 Posts: 1,897
    Thats kinda kinky isn't it?
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    Isn't that the point? Have you ever seen the furry handcuffs? Do you think those would be more comfortable?
  • willy0524
    willy0524 Posts: 1,897
    I have seen them furry things, do you think they would be tickelish or feel kinda nice?
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    I think they'd be nice, don't you think? Do you think I should go buy some and try them out?
  • willy0524
    willy0524 Posts: 1,897
    sure but you need to make sure you have the keys. do you know how to pick a lock?
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    Would I need to know how to pick a lock if I was planning on using them with someone else?
  • willy0524
    willy0524 Posts: 1,897
    thats a good point, who ya gonna put them on?
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    Should I ask for volunteers?
  • willy0524
    willy0524 Posts: 1,897
    Do you think a lot would raise their hand?? I know someone who would heheheh
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    Are you volunteering? ;)
  • willy0524
    willy0524 Posts: 1,897
    Do you know I've never been speechless before? lol
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    Was it something I said? Lol
  • willy0524
    willy0524 Posts: 1,897
    Would you believe I think it was? and would you believe i'm lovin it? :drinker:
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    Is it weird that I just thought of McDonalds when I read your last post?
  • willy0524
    willy0524 Posts: 1,897
    I hope your kidding? And did you know you should be thinking of burger king, did you know thats the home of the whopper?
  • littlemoonsandy
    littlemoonsandy Posts: 1,930
    do you two know you made me want to eat while wearing handcuffs?
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    Would you want me to feed you while you're trying out my furry handcuffs?
  • willy0524
    willy0524 Posts: 1,897
    Did you know I've never eaten while wearing handcuffs?
  • lisa46219
    lisa46219 Posts: 99 Member
    why not?
  • betsymill
    betsymill Posts: 25
    Isn't it funny how some random person can come across this thread and find it interesting?
  • littlemoonsandy
    littlemoonsandy Posts: 1,930
    dont you know you should stick around for calories burned by laughing
  • willy0524
    willy0524 Posts: 1,897
    yes, did you know with all the eating being done here we still lose calories?
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    Nevermind the laughing, how many calories did you guys burn last night with all your spanking?
  • willy0524
    willy0524 Posts: 1,897
    who got spanked? the monkey?
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    If I was the spankee and not the spanker, do you think I actually burned any calories?
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