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Funny quote game

TitanGM
TitanGM Posts: 1,161 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
It is simple. Say something funny into a short sentence. Whatever it is (without violating MFP rules of course)
Let the 'lols' begin
I'll start first:

"Have you heard about the dead sea? My grandfather killed it"

Replies

  • crystallayne
    crystallayne Posts: 109 Member
    I am not over weight! I am just 9 inches to short!
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    Did you hear about the pony losing his voice? He was a little hoarse.
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
    I failed Math so many times I can't even count.
  • BazAbroad
    BazAbroad Posts: 248
    Its not the fall that kills you but that sudden stop at the end.
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
  • avalonms
    avalonms Posts: 2,468 Member
    My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker.

    ...

    OK, so she’s not exactly my girlfriend yet.
  • sarah32lee
    sarah32lee Posts: 5,272 Member
    Your a f-ing moron

    Your language is offensive

    F you
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