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  • Nerple
    Nerple Posts: 1,291 Member
    I made it a week before without eating, 3 of those days without drinking. Next time I'll try to make it 2 weeks!
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    Can we get this as a sticky topic?
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    NEWSFLASH: Usually when you eat, at some point later you also poop.

    but do you weigh less after you poop?!?
  • _HeathBar_
    _HeathBar_ Posts: 902 Member
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  • BlueInkDot
    BlueInkDot Posts: 702 Member
    NEWSFLASH: Usually when you eat, at some point later you also poop.
    but do you weigh less after you poop?!?

    YES. JUST POOP FOREVER UNTIL YOU DON'T WEIGH ANYTHING.

    FIBER HELPS YOU POOP. EAT ALL THE FIBER AND POOP YOURSELF SKINNY.

    #newweightlossplan #poops
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    NEWSFLASH: Usually when you eat, at some point later you also poop.

    as long as it is fluffy, its ok.
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    NEWSFLASH: Usually when you eat, at some point later you also poop.
    but do you weigh less after you poop?!?

    YES. JUST POOP FOREVER UNTIL YOU DON'T WEIGH ANYTHING.

    FIBER HELPS YOU POOP. EAT ALL THE FIBER AND POOP YOURSELF SKINNY.

    #newweightlossplan #poops

    Fiber you say? I have a cardboard box that I need to get rid of...will that work?
  • BlueInkDot
    BlueInkDot Posts: 702 Member
    NEWSFLASH: Usually when you eat, at some point later you also poop.
    but do you weigh less after you poop?!?
    YES. JUST POOP FOREVER UNTIL YOU DON'T WEIGH ANYTHING.
    FIBER HELPS YOU POOP. EAT ALL THE FIBER AND POOP YOURSELF SKINNY.
    #newweightlossplan #poops
    Fiber you say? I have a cardboard box that I need to get rid of...will that work?
    YES.
  • BlueInkDot
    BlueInkDot Posts: 702 Member
    omg i can't stop laughing. omg. aaaaaaaaaaah.
  • amymarie8709
    amymarie8709 Posts: 329 Member
    NEWSFLASH: Usually when you eat, at some point later you also poop.

    but do you weigh less after you poop?!?

    My husband tested that theory. He weighed 3#'s more after!!!!!

    PS!!! BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Bravo!!!! Bravo!!!! Best thread ever \m/
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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  • NEWSFLASH: Usually when you eat, at some point later you also poop.

    but do you weigh less after you poop?!?

    My husband tested that theory. He weighed 3#'s more after!!!!!

    PS!!! BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!

    He is doing it wrong.
  • Cindio
    Cindio Posts: 74 Member
    I can't believe how many people are eating too little then are dumbfounded that they aren't loosing weight! i just read a disturbing thread where the chick was baffled that she wasn't loosing weight, but was lucky if she was eating 1000 cals.... People seriously need to learn about BMR!
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    NEWSFLASH: Usually when you eat, at some point later you also poop.
    but do you weigh less after you poop?!?
    YES. JUST POOP FOREVER UNTIL YOU DON'T WEIGH ANYTHING.
    FIBER HELPS YOU POOP. EAT ALL THE FIBER AND POOP YOURSELF SKINNY.
    #newweightlossplan #poops
    Fiber you say? I have a cardboard box that I need to get rid of...will that work?
    YES.

    I read all of your posts as a cat giving me advice. I dig it.
  • mrsdizzyd84
    mrsdizzyd84 Posts: 422 Member
    I can see how that might be a bit confusing. LOL
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    I can't believe how many people are eating too little then are dumbfounded that they aren't losing weight! i just read a disturbing thread where the chick was baffled that she wasn't losing weight, but was lucky if she was eating 1000 cals.... People seriously need to learn about BMR!

    fixed it for you doll...
  • amymarie8709
    amymarie8709 Posts: 329 Member
    NEWSFLASH: Usually when you eat, at some point later you also poop.

    but do you weigh less after you poop?!?

    My husband tested that theory. He weighed 3#'s more after!!!!!

    PS!!! BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!

    He is doing it wrong.

    hahahahahaha I'll let him know......ummm.....how should he be doing it....? Dare I ask....LOL
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    I read all of your posts as a cat giving me advice. I dig it.


    I just busted out laughing at this. Really friggin loud.
  • kellyo15
    kellyo15 Posts: 51
    NEWSFLASH: Usually when you eat, at some point later you also poop.
    but do you weigh less after you poop?!?

    YES. JUST POOP FOREVER UNTIL YOU DON'T WEIGH ANYTHING.

    FIBER HELPS YOU POOP. EAT ALL THE FIBER AND POOP YOURSELF SKINNY.

    #newweightlossplan #poops

    Also: Parasites. Magical weight-loss creatures, they are. Everyone should get one. Or two.
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    I can't believe how many people are eating too little then are dumbfounded that they aren't losing weight! i just read a disturbing thread where the chick was baffled that she wasn't losing weight, but was lucky if she was eating 1000 cals.... People seriously need to learn about BMR!

    fixed it for you doll...


    Super loud laughing outburst #2. You people are gonna get me piss tested.
  • sharonsjones
    sharonsjones Posts: 574 Member
    I made it a week before without eating, 3 of those days without drinking. Next time I'll try to make it 2 weeks!

    And you will be so skinny by the end of the 2weeks awesome!! Let me know how much weight you lost then I'll try it. :wink:
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    NEWSFLASH: Usually when you eat, at some point later you also poop.
    but do you weigh less after you poop?!?

    YES. JUST POOP FOREVER UNTIL YOU DON'T WEIGH ANYTHING.

    FIBER HELPS YOU POOP. EAT ALL THE FIBER AND POOP YOURSELF SKINNY.

    #newweightlossplan #poops

    Also: Parasites. Magical weight-loss creatures, they are. Everyone should get one. Or two.


    yes! tapeworms...how could i forget the tapeworms! indonesia has the best ones available.
  • Nerple
    Nerple Posts: 1,291 Member
    I made it a week before without eating, 3 of those days without drinking. Next time I'll try to make it 2 weeks!

    And you will be so skinny by the end of the 2weeks awesome!! Let me know how much weight you lost then I'll try it. :wink:

    It was 15 lbs that one week, almost all muscle too!
  • NEWSFLASH: Usually when you eat, at some point later you also poop.
    but do you weigh less after you poop?!?

    YES. JUST POOP FOREVER UNTIL YOU DON'T WEIGH ANYTHING.

    FIBER HELPS YOU POOP. EAT ALL THE FIBER AND POOP YOURSELF SKINNY.

    #newweightlossplan #poops

    Also: Parasites. Magical weight-loss creatures, they are. Everyone should get one. Or two.


    yes! tapeworms...how could i forget the tapeworms! indonesia has the best ones available.


    booked next flight to Indonesia....
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    NEWSFLASH: Usually when you eat, at some point later you also poop.
    but do you weigh less after you poop?!?

    YES. JUST POOP FOREVER UNTIL YOU DON'T WEIGH ANYTHING.

    FIBER HELPS YOU POOP. EAT ALL THE FIBER AND POOP YOURSELF SKINNY.

    #newweightlossplan #poops

    Also: Parasites. Magical weight-loss creatures, they are. Everyone should get one. Or two.


    yes! tapeworms...how could i forget the tapeworms! indonesia has the best ones available.


    booked next flight to Indonesia....

    I told you to just order them online...google that sh..
  • sharonsjones
    sharonsjones Posts: 574 Member
    I made it a week before without eating, 3 of those days without drinking. Next time I'll try to make it 2 weeks!

    And you will be so skinny by the end of the 2weeks awesome!! Let me know how much weight you lost then I'll try it. :wink:

    It was 15 lbs that one week, almost all muscle too!

    Dang! Then its a b#$*h to build back up again! Never mind.......guess I'll keep eating
  • Spanaval
    Spanaval Posts: 1,200 Member
    NEWSFLASH: Usually when you eat, at some point later you also poop.
    but do you weigh less after you poop?!?

    YES. JUST POOP FOREVER UNTIL YOU DON'T WEIGH ANYTHING.

    FIBER HELPS YOU POOP. EAT ALL THE FIBER AND POOP YOURSELF SKINNY.

    #newweightlossplan #poops

    Also: Parasites. Magical weight-loss creatures, they are. Everyone should get one. Or two.

    Might as well add leeches too. Who needs blood anyway?
  • Sarahbara76
    Sarahbara76 Posts: 601 Member
    NEWSFLASH: Usually when you eat, at some point later you also poop.

    as long as it is fluffy, its ok.


    LOL I LOVED :heart: THE FLUFFY POOP THREAD!!
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    Psht - food is so overrated.
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