Because i'm helpful -

ThePhoenixRose

1. No one cares about stretch marks. If they do, they're a douche.
2. Ladies - you've likely had your period for years now, you should know how to deal with it by now.
3. Feel free to log your funny business if you'd like. most just call it a part of their activity level, cause ya don't really burn enough to make it matter anyway.
4. Eat back you exercise calories. Or don't. but let's not fight.
5. Yes, we know it's LOSE, not LOOSE but some people can't remember that, don't care, or just do it to make you angry.
6. Tattoos are a personal choice. NO ONE cares who likes them, who doesn't, if they look cheap on women, or like a prison thing on men.
7. You're welcome. I assume the threads will be full of new and interesting topics today, since these have been covered.

:flowerforyou:

CoryIda

You know what I haven't seen for a while? A question about whether or not the FUPA will shrink as you lose weight.

BigDaddyBRC

You forgot 420...because everyone on here needs to smoke and EAT MORE!

LOVE YOU FOR THIS!

76tech

1. No one cares about stretch marks. If they do, they're a douche.
2. Ladies - you've likely had your period for years now, you should know how to deal with it by now.
3. Feel free to log your funny business if you'd like. most just call it a part of their activity level, cause ya don't really burn enough to make it matter anyway.
4. Eat back you exercise calories. Or don't. but let's not fight.
5. Yes, we know it's LOSE, not LOOSE but some people can't remember that, don't care, or just do it to make you angry.
6. Tattoos are a personal choice. NO ONE cares who likes them, who doesn't, if they look cheap on women, or like a prison thing on men.
7. You're welcome. I assume the threads will be full of new and interesting topics today, since these have been covered.

:flowerforyou:

8. Muscles are more dense than fat. So for a given volume, muscle weighs more. Which also means for a given weight, the muscle mass will be smaller. But a pound still weighs a pound.

UponThisRock

damn, now I have to go do work

PapaverSomniferum

you forgot to outline why people "bump" in forums

what the Paleo diet is

and whether starvation mode is a thing

PapaverSomniferum

but otherwise, THANKS!

LorinaLynn

9. You will not blow up like a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Float because you had reasonable serving of pizza.

rml_16

Adding:

If you ask every man or woman in the world what he or she is attracted to in the opposite gender, you will get 7 billion different answers.

Be you and you will attract the man or woman who is attracted to you. Quit asking on a message board what or who you should be. Are you really going to change who you are based on the answers?

qtiekiki

And belly fat.

vim_n_vigor

Aw man, now whatever could we talk about today?

vim_n_vigor

9. You will not blow up like a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Float because you had reasonable serving of pizza.

I second this. I had pizza last night (with bacon) and had a loss today.

WarriorMom2012

You also forgot about whether a man prefers carpet or hardwood flooring.

These are important questions in the "journey" to lose weight...

sassylilmama

:drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

bikermike5094

You didnt cover what the best HRM was dangit! I want to KNOW!!!!

ThePhoenixRose

You didnt cover what the best HRM was dangit! I want to KNOW!!!!

you don't need one MFP is ALWAYS right.

rml_16

You also forgot about whether a man prefers carpet or hardwood flooring.

These are important questions in the "journey" to lose weight...

Is THAT what that thread was about? I'm so dumb sometimes. I didn't open it and actually assumed the thread was actually about floors. Oy!

ThePhoenixRose

You also forgot about whether a man prefers carpet or hardwood flooring.

These are important questions in the "journey" to lose weight...

hardwood with a runner. safety first.

yoovie

yup, good job.

stevewynjones

MFP...closed!

jackpotclown

Nooooooooo, don't do this....if you do this then all those people have NOTHING left to talk about and have to face the true lameness that is their uncreative, self-indulgent, narcissistic selves \m/

MelMoly

I have a crush on fish tacos!

ThePhoenixRose

I have a crush on fish tacos!

how could i forget this one?!?!

# whatever it is we're up to now - we all enjoy a good taco from time to time. some prefer meat, others prefer fish. again, let's not fight.

UsedToBeHusky

You know, I disagree on the 'sex' thing. Unless you have sex all the time, then it is not part of your activity. However, you burn a lot more calories on top than you do on the bottom. So wear your HRM!!

AmberJslimsAWAY

Glad you're so original... :flowerforyou:

Crystal0827

You also forgot about whether a man prefers carpet or hardwood flooring.

These are important questions in the "journey" to lose weight...

hardwood with a runner. safety first.

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LeenaRuns

What about "does X count toward my daily water intake?"

Crystal0827

And I will admit, I am have probably asked more then half of these....damn it I suck!

mississippi_queen

Now I will bored all day at work, as you have already answered the questions that I ponder all day, and search the mfp forums for. Now I have no reason to even be on here....

Crystal0827

I also can't type....... I am have?!? oh my time for me to get back to work

macpatti

You forgot to add the threads that mock all other threads. We see many just like yours, too.