I'm so sad.

Beeazlebub
Beeazlebub Posts: 38
in Chit-Chat
I keep seeing all of these friendship request thread, and they are so exclusive. Are you, this, are you that, I NEVER fit in. Sure I have a sordid past, but I've changed. Can't we all just let bygones be bygones and lose weight together?
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  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    you know,

    I was JUST about to post a thread saying I was seeking friendship with Lucifer, Angel of False Light, Lord of Lies, Master of Darkness, Keeper of the Gates
  • EndofEternity
    EndofEternity Posts: 108
    I'll befriend you, prince of demons, on the condition that you learn how to spell your own name.
  • PHLLLY
    PHLLLY Posts: 160 Member
    I accept everyone and answer every question. Feel free to add me with any questions you have! We're all in this together
  • Beeazlebub
    Beeazlebub Posts: 38
    I'll befriend you, prince of demons, on the condition that you learn how to spell your own name.

    Can you believe all my names were already taken?! I had to misspell it.
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    I am the gatekeeper. Are you the keymaster?
  • hazev74
    hazev74 Posts: 252 Member
    you know,

    I was JUST about to post a thread saying I was seeking friendship with Lucifer, Angel of False Light, Lord of Lies, Master of Darkness, Keeper of the Gates


    lol!!!
  • phillieschic
    phillieschic Posts: 615
    I am the spawn of satan...or so my mother used to tell me...just saying...
  • Kristy_Elizabeth
    Kristy_Elizabeth Posts: 435
    Be my friend, dark prince!
  • Selma10001984
    Selma10001984 Posts: 206 Member
    I am the gatekeeper. Are you the keymaster?

    ROFLMAO!!!
  • Pookylou
    Pookylou Posts: 988 Member
    Legend is one of my fav movies, I wish you'd kicked Tom Cruises *kitten* :flowerforyou:
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,290 Member
    I'll befriend you, prince of demons, on the condition that you learn how to spell your own name.

    Can you believe all my names were already taken?! I had to misspell it.

    The dangling dingle berries taking your name!:noway:
    It's so obvious that you are the TRUE Prince of Darkness. How's Saddam?:devil:
  • Chelle_Davis
    Chelle_Davis Posts: 241
    I have to agree. I don't have to have your same values to have your same goals. Ignore the pettiness and surround yourself with positive people.
  • EndofEternity
    EndofEternity Posts: 108
    I'll befriend you, prince of demons, on the condition that you learn how to spell your own name.

    Can you believe all my names were already taken?! I had to misspell it.

    I know, so many pretenders on the internet. My name is actually Cthulhu but I just said screw it and used my favorite Asimov book.
  • bella_babe_86
    bella_babe_86 Posts: 503 Member
    :flowerforyou: LOL I'll be your friend!
  • Amberetta82
    Amberetta82 Posts: 153 Member
    With a profile pic as epic as yours, who wouldn't want to be your friend? LEGEND FTW!!!
  • Jena_72
    Jena_72 Posts: 1,057
    you know,

    I was JUST about to post a thread saying I was seeking friendship with Lucifer, Angel of False Light, Lord of Lies, Master of Darkness, Keeper of the Gates
    thats funny :laugh: :laugh:
  • 13519485
    13519485 Posts: 264
    I keep seeing all of these friendship request thread, and they are so exclusive. Are you, this, are you that, I NEVER fit in. Sure I have a sordid past, but I've changed. Can't we all just let bygones be bygones and lose weight together?

    I am going to send you a friends request. I think you're a pretty fascinating fictional character, kind of like the FSM. :tongue:

    Cheers.
  • emmamcc1981
    emmamcc1981 Posts: 133 Member
    consider your big, red *kitten* friended. :D
  • brianblinn
    brianblinn Posts: 70 Member
    How dark is your soul to me?
  • SirZee
    SirZee Posts: 381
    I'll befriend you, prince of demons, on the condition that you learn how to spell your own name.

    Can you believe all my names were already taken?! I had to misspell it.

    The dangling dingle berries taking your name!:noway:
    It's so obvious that you are the TRUE Prince of Darkness. How's Saddam?:devil:

    I heard he got in a fist fight with BinLaden over a chess game, over who's going to be the pawn.
  • FORGVN
    FORGVN Posts: 20
    consider your big, red *kitten* friended. :D

    Awesome response ... too funny! You deserve a bonus point for the day!
  • Beeazlebub
    Beeazlebub Posts: 38
    DIE TROLL DIE (GET A LIFE PLEASE...)

    See what I mean. How hurtful to make fun of the way I look. What did I ever do to you? (Well, except that one time, but that was indirect and way before you were born).
  • CosmicBella
    CosmicBella Posts: 195 Member
    This thread is funny!... :laugh:
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    I am the gatekeeper. Are you the keymaster?
    We need to see if my key fits all 3 locks
  • CosmicBella
    CosmicBella Posts: 195 Member
    I am the gatekeeper. Are you the keymaster?
    We need to see if my key fits all 3 locks

    ...win!
  • ChristiH4000
    ChristiH4000 Posts: 531 Member
    I am the gatekeeper. Are you the keymaster?

    Love this!
  • colofitguyfm
    colofitguyfm Posts: 63 Member
    I am the gatekeeper. Are you the keymaster?

    LOL - you need to be a certain age to know that reference.
  • Daisy_Cutter
    Daisy_Cutter Posts: 774
    Wow -- is your profile picture Tim Curry in the movie Legend? Looks like it.....
  • ChristiH4000
    ChristiH4000 Posts: 531 Member
    Oh crap! Someone said this thread is funny. That means they're going to shut it down, doesn't it?
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    I am the gatekeeper. Are you the keymaster?

    LOL - you need to be a certain age to know that reference.

    I'm 24, but my favorite childhood movie!!

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