PLEASE Give Me Advice

WarriorMom2012
WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
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I'm a woman and I know this man.

What should I do?
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  • ThePunkHippie
    ThePunkHippie Posts: 213
    Breathe. Sleep for at least 7 hours a night. Eat enough food to keep you alive. Don't walk into traffic
  • 13519485
    13519485 Posts: 264
    Buy him that thing in your photo. :laugh:
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
    Hump.
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  • adrian_indy
    adrian_indy Posts: 1,444 Member
    Eat back your exercise calories, tell him how you feel, you go girl, and never trust a woman with a dagger tattoo. Oh, and never pick up a lone sock next to a mans recliner.
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    Well, you should leave him, he is obviously a lying *kitten*, based on what you typed here.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Drink...it is the universal answer.:drinker:
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    make him a sammich
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    DUMP HIM

    DUMP ALL THE BOYFRIENDS!!!!!
  • ThePunkHippie
    ThePunkHippie Posts: 213
    Well, you should leave him, he is obviously a lying *kitten*, based on what you typed here.

    *LMFAO*
  • oberon0124
    oberon0124 Posts: 10,524 Member
    What the good Lord meant a man and a woman to do!!! Sheesh, that was easy!
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    anal. everyday.
  • Sl1ghtly
    Sl1ghtly Posts: 855 Member
    Whatever he tells you to do.
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
    Oh, I forgot to include this...

    I also know this girl. See where my conundrum lies?!?!?!
  • superstankazz
    superstankazz Posts: 193
    Eat back your exercise calories, tell him how you feel, you go girl, and never trust a woman with a dagger tattoo. Oh, and never pick up a lone sock next to a mans recliner.
    You are a very wise man!
  • 13519485
    13519485 Posts: 264
    Oh, I forgot to include this...

    I also know this girl. See where my conundrum lies?!?!?!

    You should definitely call her.

    P.S. I'm waiting with the phone in my hand. :devil:
  • ThePunkHippie
    ThePunkHippie Posts: 213
    Oh, I forgot to include this...

    I also know this girl. See where my conundrum lies?!?!?!

    Hook him up with her
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    ask him to stop drinking because you are prego !!!! or better yet have a 4 hour conversation with him about it...BUT beware after 4 hours of nagging him..HE WILL DRINK !
  • bonjour24
    bonjour24 Posts: 1,119 Member
    as long as you know that 1lb of fat is the same as 1lb of muscle, everything will work out fine.
    i say opt for the blended option, and choose a hermaphrodite.
  • EndofEternity
    EndofEternity Posts: 108
    This is beyond my expertise. I tell you what, let me call my buddy who is an expert on relationship conundrums.
  • tig_ol_bitties
    tig_ol_bitties Posts: 561 Member
    Are you on your TOM?
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
    Be careful with the teeth.
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  • abnerner
    abnerner Posts: 452 Member
    anal. everyday.

    ^this
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Dr. Oz said you should swallow your vibrator, not eat carbs after 3 p.m., and use a condom.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
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  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    Feed him his brain for dinner with a nice bottle of wine. It worked well for Hannibal.
  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
    I wouldn't tell the girl unless you tell the guy because if you tell the girl she might tell the guy that might tell the girl that you told the guy and it would just be a big mess.
  • onedayillbeamilf
    onedayillbeamilf Posts: 966 Member
    When in doubt, *kitten* it out.
  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
    Tie downs and feathers...


    Oh and whip cream!

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