hilarious out of context

Lolli1986
Lolli1986 Posts: 500 Member
edited December 18 in Chit-Chat
i've accidentally been saying a lot of ridiculous things lately... here are mine, what are yours?

"head for sure. head is the only thing that matters."

"i think i might turn into a caterpillar." (i meant turn 'it' into a caterpillar. 'it' being a some grafitti)

New Guy at work: "oh i'm sorry, i'm just hammering you with questions."
Me: "That's okay, hammer away :D"

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  • opus649
    opus649 Posts: 633 Member
    Head certainly is important...
  • Lolli1986
    Lolli1986 Posts: 500 Member
    lol, i'm so glad that at least i didn't say that to the same guy i told to hammer away. XD
  • Lolli1986
    Lolli1986 Posts: 500 Member
    well... i just said another one. it's a two-for...

    (after a long walk)

    me: 'i feel all..... oiled up.'
    sister: 'that's because of sweat.'
    me: 'no, i mean on the inside............'

    D: inside my muscles.
  • southofmadness
    southofmadness Posts: 316 Member
    haha
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