hilarious out of context

Lolli1986

i've accidentally been saying a lot of ridiculous things lately... here are mine, what are yours?

"head for sure. head is the only thing that matters."

"i think i might turn into a caterpillar." (i meant turn 'it' into a caterpillar. 'it' being a some grafitti)

New Guy at work: "oh i'm sorry, i'm just hammering you with questions."
Me: "That's okay, hammer away "

opus649

Head certainly is important...

Lolli1986

lol, i'm so glad that at least i didn't say that to the same guy i told to hammer away. XD

Lolli1986

well... i just said another one. it's a two-for...

(after a long walk)

me: 'i feel all..... oiled up.'
sister: 'that's because of sweat.'
me: 'no, i mean on the inside............'

inside my muscles.

southofmadness

haha