What's your favorite movie lines????

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  • jen88ve
    jen88ve Posts: 153
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    " You keep your liver spotted hands off my mother she's a saint!!!!" -Step Brothers

    "I'm going to take your mother, Dorthoy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!" "Dorthoy Mantooth is a saint, she's a saint!" -Anchorman

    I could go all day for those movies!
  • BlueInkDot
    BlueInkDot Posts: 702 Member
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    "They've done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works, every time."

    "Mmm... that doesn't make sense."
  • BlueInkDot
    BlueInkDot Posts: 702 Member
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    I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION
  • Nerple
    Nerple Posts: 1,291 Member
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    What number did you call?

    2....4....niner.

    Were you calling from a walkie talkie??

    Did I hear a niner in there?
  • BlueInkDot
    BlueInkDot Posts: 702 Member
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    THE ARSONIST HAD ODDLY SHAPED FEET.

    THE HUMAN TORCH WAS DENIED A BANK LOAN.
  • mixedfeelings
    mixedfeelings Posts: 904 Member
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    So many good quotes here from some amazing films, Office Space, Clerks, Cry Baby are all in my top films, I thought I would quote Office Space but another of my favourite films. It's not a great stand alone quote but when I watch this film I know once we get to it I'm in floods of tears.

    "The most beautiful journeys are taken through the window."
    - King of Hearts (1966)
  • Chris_acc_can
    Chris_acc_can Posts: 83
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    **Spoiler Alert**

    Sawshank redemption (favourite movei of all time)

    Warden Samuel Norton: Lord! It's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!
    (just before he throws a mini figurine at the picture blocking the hole in the wall)


    Or

    Red: These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized.
  • janetlyn73
    janetlyn73 Posts: 4 Member
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    The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far is as needed?

    Il Duce - The Boondocks Saints, 1999
  • LadyofLight08
    LadyofLight08 Posts: 245 Member
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    "From now on we are enemies, you and I. Because you choose for your instrument a boastful, lustful, smutty, infantile boy and give me for reward only the ability to recognize the incarnation. Because you are unjust, unfair, unkind, I will block you, I swear it. I will hinder and harm your creature on earth as far as I am able." - Salieri from Amadeus
  • ki4yxo
    ki4yxo Posts: 709 Member
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    Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
    Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
    Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
    Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
    Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
    Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
    Peter Gibbons: Good point.
    Lawrence: Well, what about you now? What would you do?
    Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
    Lawrence: Well, yeah.
    Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
    Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
    Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my *kitten* all day... I would do nothing.
    Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do *kitten*.
  • stephl81
    stephl81 Posts: 122 Member
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    "F8ck you, F&ck you, Your cool, *kitten* you!"
  • cdpollreis
    cdpollreis Posts: 18 Member
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    "If you don't chew Big Red, then f*** you" and "I'm not really sure what to do with my hands." I love Talladega Nights :)

    YES!

    Also, "FIFTY!!" - Along Came Polly.
  • RachelVerthein
    RachelVerthein Posts: 28
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    "Luke? Who's Luke?" Lenny from That Thing You Do

    By the way I have way to many favorite quotes this is just one of them!
  • ashielovesdashie88
    ashielovesdashie88 Posts: 63
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    :blushing: Mine is from Clive Owen in Closer (my all time favorite movie)
    " Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now **** off and die, you ****ed up slag"
    sorry about the language, but such a good movie.
  • tnshahud
    tnshahud Posts: 163
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    Overboard:

    I don't belong here, I feel it, don't you think I feel it. I can't do any of these vile things and I wouldn't WANT to. Oh, my life is like death. My children are the spawn of hell, and you're the devil. Oh God.

    Awesome!!! Love that movie!!!
  • cdpollreis
    cdpollreis Posts: 18 Member
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    What number did you call?

    2....4....niner.

    Were you calling from a walkie talkie??

    Did I hear a niner in there?

    Shut up, Richard!
  • collinj8
    collinj8 Posts: 98 Member
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    "What is your favorite color?"
    "Blue..No Green. *poof*"
  • FarmboyWesley
    FarmboyWesley Posts: 7
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    "Oh stewardess, I speak jive." - Barbara Billingsley on Airplane
  • Qatsi
    Qatsi Posts: 2,191 Member
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    "I decided my life is too simple, I wanna complicate the hell out of it." - Quinn Harris (Harrison Ford), "Six Days Seven Nights"
    "Listen lady, I only speak two languages: English and bad English." - Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis), "The Fifth Element"
  • Karalopolous
    Karalopolous Posts: 574
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    Your mom goes to College!
    -Napoleon Dynamite

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