anybody else sick of seeing this on sites........
lucylousmummy
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ok so nearly every site i seem to go on at the minute has an advertisement for two weird old tips to help you lose x amount of belly fat in two weeks, i dont no if this works and neither do i really care but............since when is what im presuming amounts to a laxative type tablet and the latest faddy berry been a weird old tip so heres the thing what would you regard as a weird old tip real or imaginary just for fun for me it would be
going out at midnight on the full moon and licking some north facing moss
going out at midnight on the full moon and licking some north facing moss
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What?
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the ad that keeps popping up is a cartoon of a fat belly and a thin belly with the words underneath saying one weird old tip to lose 4 stone of belly fat in 2 weeks when you go through to the site its an ad for colon cleanse and acai berry extreme telling you that you can lose crazy amounts of weight just by taking these pills as i understand it it is basically a scam to get your credit card details and send you these pills on a monthly basis without being able to cancel it easily
just for fun i thought id get other peoples ideas of what a weird old tip would actually be obviously mines made up0 -
Yup, I get that one everywhere too! Stupid ads.0
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It's usually right there with the "Don't eat these foods" ones with the bananas. I like how when you go to the site, it's always a newscast person who volunteered to be the guinea pig and was amazed at the weight loss. If you search, the SAME exact words and format are used for several pills. They just change the name of the pill. The rest is the same.0
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I'm going to be honest: this would make more sense with some punctuation.0
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I'm also going to be honest...I don't pay attention to them. Oh, and it would make more sense with some punctuation.
I'm just sayin'! I'm not sayin', but I'm sayin'0 -
adblock FTW.0
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http://adblockplus.org/en/
What ads?
I'm going to agree that I can barely comprehend what you're saying.0 -
It totally works if you slam two Red Bulls, run up three flights of stairs, then read it out loud.I'm going to be honest: this would make more sense with some punctuation.0 -
The ads I can ignore.
The posters here with the same nonsense claims I can not.0 -
It totally works if you slam two Red Bulls, run up three flights of stairs, then read it out loud.I'm going to be honest: this would make more sense with some punctuation.
That's where I went wrong...I slammed 2 Red Bulls, ran up 3 flights of stairs, squinted, did a shot of tequilla and tilted my head sideways while reading it.0 -
ok so nearly every site i seem to go on at the minute has an advertisement for two weird old tips to help you lose x amount of belly fat in two weeks, i dont no if this works and neither do i really care but............since when is what im presuming amounts to a laxative type tablet and the latest faddy berry been a weird old tip so heres the thing what would you regard as a weird old tip real or imaginary just for fun for me it would be
going out at midnight on the full moon and licking some north facing moss
your ads come up based on your cookies and key terms and phrases that you use. You're getting those because of your browsing history. I'm getting garnier fructis and Velcade ads.0 -
The ads I can ignore.
The posters here with the same nonsense claims I can not.
I agree with this person.0 -
I HATE those! Never clicked on one, though; I figured they were probably viruses!
There are wrinkle ones, too.0 -
It totally works if you slam two Red Bulls, run up three flights of stairs, then read it out loud.I'm going to be honest: this would make more sense with some punctuation.
still nothing...0 -
That can't possibly be true because all I see are goat porn ads.your ads come up based on your cookies and key terms and phrases that you use. You're getting those because of your browsing history. I'm getting garnier fructis and Velcade ads.0 -
The ads I can ignore.
The posters here with the same nonsense claims I can not.
^^^ THIS
Now if you really want to lose weight- then drink cat piss for a week and never EVER eat a banana because the sugar will counteract the cat piss. Seriously my friend's cousin did this and lost a ton of weight and gained five pounds of lean muscle mass too.0 -
It's the same type of thing that came up on Facebook last night saying that Justin Bieber had been attacked by a fan at either a NY or LA concert. It's all hype & sends a virus to your computer. Whatever you do, do NOT click on them. They are exactly what they say they are, an advertisement. Being online, we don't have the ability to either fast forward through the ads (like some of us can with Tivo) or walk away from them like we do when they come on TV. But we can do the same things we do as when they come on the TV, not pay them any attention.0
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If your tip is weird, I want no part of it.0
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I'm sorry. I just got dizzy and disoriented trying to read this....0
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A weird old tip could be: Cover yourself in hot wax, hold your nose, squat like a sumo wrestler, and then eat two bites of pineapple upside down cake three times a day for ten days.0
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That can't possibly be true because all I see are goat porn ads.your ads come up based on your cookies and key terms and phrases that you use. You're getting those because of your browsing history. I'm getting garnier fructis and Velcade ads.
I only see porn too, this can't be true!!!
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It's worse when you see pizza ads lol!0
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The ads I can ignore.
The posters here with the same nonsense claims I can not.
^^^ THIS
Now if you really want to lose weight- then drink cat piss for a week and never EVER eat a banana because the sugar will counteract the cat piss. Seriously my friend's cousin did this and lost a ton of weight and gained five pounds of lean muscle mass too.
On MFP this passes as "evidence".0 -
Firefox.
Ad Block Plus.
No ads.
That's my weird tip for the day.
Also, I do browse the site occasionally with the ad-blocker turned off so the site earns some revenue. But I get sick of the flashy in-your-face ads so I turn it back on again.0 -
This one time I was all like what you have got to be kidding me there is not way her tail did that and when was it that the wahl came into play was it when you like went all out of control with the rfid tags and vicodin that was awesome we should totally do that again maybe this summer at band cam you are bringing your flute with i assume0
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*Kisses her ad blocker*
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My dog eats her poop sometimes.0
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ok so nearly every site i seem to go on at the minute has an advertisement for two weird old tips to help you lose x amount of belly fat in two weeks, i dont no if this works and neither do i really care but............since when is what im presuming amounts to a laxative type tablet and the latest faddy berry been a weird old tip so heres the thing what would you regard as a weird old tip real or imaginary just for fun for me it would be
going out at midnight on the full moon and licking some north facing moss
your ads come up based on your cookies and key terms and phrases that you use. You're getting those because of your browsing history. I'm getting garnier fructis and Velcade ads.
so this is why i have moobie tassel and penis pump adds... sigh..0
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