If it was an Olympic event, I'd take the GOLD!

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  • tanyalevan
    tanyalevan Posts: 182
    GOLD medal for LOUDEST laugh...over here
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    Procrastination.
  • w_i_n_d_y
    w_i_n_d_y Posts: 216 Member
    When I need a certain number of something (envelopes, rubber bands, paper, etc.) and just grab a handful, I almost always grab the exact number that I needed. It actually is pretty freaky.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    I have no gag reflex.

    That's probably not Olympic medal worthy, though. Hmm...

    I could probably give margieward82 a run for her money in the "turning a clean kitchen into a giant mess in no time flat" event.
  • w_i_n_d_y
    w_i_n_d_y Posts: 216 Member
    grammar correction..........almost to the point of being obnoxious.....
    Grammar would be capitalized and an ellipsis only has three "dots."

    Grammar correction...almost to the point of being obnoxious.
    While being an incomplete sentence syntactically, it carries the understood subject and verb of:
    [I would win] grammar correction...almost to the the point of being obnoxious.

    With this in mind, an em dash would carry heavier interpolation than an ellipsis. But aposiopesis is aposiopesis.

    Of course, this little exercise has likely confirmed that I have, in fact, taken the gold in both grammar correction and being a smart *kitten*.

    Cheers.
    -wtk

    You definitely took home the Gold!
  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
    I have no gag reflex.

    That's probably not Olympic medal worthy, though. Hmm...

    Pretty sure that earns you two!

    I am the master of having zero sense of direction. I could get lost in my own bath tub.
  • ChristineMarie89
    ChristineMarie89 Posts: 1,079 Member
    for how many times i wash my hands a day lol
    or the whole symmetry thing also lol
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    Napping. If this were an Olympic event I would score the gold every. single. time.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Gold medal for turning any normal discussion into something naughty
  • ericabrothers
    ericabrothers Posts: 115
    I'd get the gold for have the best immune system ever. I NEVER get sick and I am a peds nurse so I see little germ infested humans daily. I tell my boss that its because I don't wash my hands near as much as I should. After nuclear war breaks out its gonna be me and the **** roaches, that is if they don't kidnap me and try to reproduce my immune response :laugh: :laugh:

    Oh and I'd get the Gold in ability to pin kids down and give them shots/draw blood too. Its harder than it looks, those little effers are pretty strong to be so small
  • smilingchica
    smilingchica Posts: 279 Member
    Gold medal for turning any normal discussion into something naughty

    DIt-TO!!! ;) lol
  • rammsteinsoldier
    rammsteinsoldier Posts: 1,552 Member
    Stacking dirty dishes in the sink
  • dlyeates
    dlyeates Posts: 875 Member
    I definitely agree with the dirtying the kitchen task...I would be in the running.
    Also, procrastination (I'm answering this question instead of working at this time).


    But the weirdest one I have is that I can turn my thumb completely around. I wish I could post video. If you mae a fist and then you rotate your thumb in towards your fingers and keep going ..... I can lay the outside "side" of the thumb FLAT against my finger. I guess it looks really gross and was way fun to do at parties with drunk people. They all thought I broke my thumb and needed to be driven to the ER.
  • phfactor40
    phfactor40 Posts: 3
    Road rage, that's me :devil:
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    sleeping

    I'd be a consecutive gold medalist in

    sleeping in

    napping

    sleeping in weird locations

    and just, long-distance sleep-a-thons
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    I have no gag reflex.

    and how are you still single? :laugh: :laugh:


    If clearing the board in Jeopardy while watching at home were an Olympic event, I would have gold medal out the ying yang..
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    I have no gag reflex.

    and how are you still single? :laugh: :laugh:


    If clearing the board in Jeopardy while watching at home were an Olympic event, I would have gold medal out the ying yang..
    Not *still* single, single *again*
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    If I could get around to it - procrastination
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    The claw machine game.

    I freakin rock.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    Not *still* single, single *again*

    :embarassed: opps, my bad.
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    I have no gag reflex.

    and how are you still single? :laugh: :laugh:


    If clearing the board in Jeopardy while watching at home were an Olympic event, I would have gold medal out the ying yang..
    Not *still* single, single *again*

    <waves hand> :flowerforyou:

    :wink:

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