Pranks on the SO that goes horribly wrong!

scapez

I had (well, I still have it) this fake spider that you would hang on the ceiling and turn on...and when you made a loud noise (such as clapping) it would drop down, then 'climb' back up the string. For years I would put it up at work around Halloween and scare the shiz out of people...especially those that weren't around the previous year!!!

NashvilleShelley

My husband put a plastic squirrel under my pillow because I kept feeding the birds but the squirrels would eat it and they moved into our basement! I haven't had a bird feeder since! And we moved because we couldn't get the squirrels to! LOL!!

Takes2long

I don't know which was funnier, the spider story, or the boxer-in-training slugging the SO, then kicking him for the scare. :laugh:

d2footballJRC

I don't know which was funnier, the spider story, or the boxer-in-training slugging the SO, then kicking him for the scare. :laugh:

My wife has never really beat me, a black eye once but it was accidental!

InnerFatGirl

Bump for later.

d2footballJRC

Prank #2.

Cliff Notes: Don't do pranks involving heights.

So another prank that I thought would be hilarious that ended in a bucket of fail sauce. In our next apartment we had these awesome drop down ceilings, like the type you have in a school only for all the wiring and stuff they had metal rods that ran across above the tiling. Well I was friends with the maintenance man and would drink some coffee in the morning with him and just chit chat before I headed off to class. Well in his shop I noticed he had a TON of these panels and then it hit me. I was going to make my wife pee her pants! I asked if I could have one, he told me no problem. I told him my plan and he agreed it would be funny. Thus the prank was born!

So I knew my wife was going to be home after her last class so I hurried into the apartment put the extra tile in the closet then using my couch kung fu ninja scales climbed onto the kitchen counter then on top of the top shelf and above the drop down ceiling. It was maybe 8 feet, I've dropped further before no problem. So I waddled a bit but couldn't go to far so the area between the living room and the kitchen would have to do. I waited for her to come home, holding all my little laughs and chuckles as quiet as I could. Finally IT WAS GO TIME. I heard the key in the lock and the door opening. I took a deep breath, said a little ninja prayer (Do ninja pray?) Then dropped down. On little problem, my ankle was caught between a couple of those metal rods.. I BUST through the ceiling tile and then just stop, caught by my ankle. My wife had a couple of her friends with her, BOY WERE THEY SCARED.. til they started to laugh at me being stuck there. In the end they had to go get the neighbor guy to climb up on a chair to help free my ankle. Sprained it pretty good with that little stunt. My ninja skills have been very very lacking. I think they have most likely improved but with them I have wisened up a bit!

d2footballJRC

My husband put a plastic squirrel under my pillow because I kept feeding the birds but the squirrels would eat it and they moved into our basement! I haven't had a bird feeder since! And we moved because we couldn't get the squirrels to! LOL!!

My wife hates squirrels, they have anti-squirrel stuff in packets you can put in your yard. At University there was a TON of squirrels always running around and she was afraid one would run up her legs.

ToEKnee213

OMG this is awesome! I literally LOL'ed :bigsmile:

mslack01

*bump for a laugh later

Lauren8239

I'm allergic to spider bites, yet I like the little critters.

d2footballJRC

I'm allergic to spider bites, yet I like the little critters.

You are either crazy, demented, masochistic, or a politician. ;-)