Reasons bacon is better than love

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  • tsh0ck
    tsh0ck Posts: 1,970 Member
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    It's perfectly acceptable to share your bacon with your friends

    this is incorrect. do not assume I will ever share my bacon. with anyone. if you make a move toward my bacon, in fact, I will stab you with my fork.
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
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    Bacon doesn't need batteries and smells better than latex.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
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    you can actually SMELL bacon coming.

    I don't quite think "love" is something you would want to smell coming? :huh:
  • SuffolkSally
    SuffolkSally Posts: 964 Member
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    you can choose the size of your bacon...I like mine thick.
    super thick, actually

    o.O

    :wink:

    Any particular type of bacon? May I suggest some Danish Bacon :wink:

    Yick, good English pig please, dry cured and smoked. Only once in a while, so sod the health risks. And I don't recall love ever coming between two slices of multi seed (although I may have missed a trick there, LOL)) wiith some thinly sliced ripe tomato and avocado.
  • mfp_junkie
    mfp_junkie Posts: 359
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    You can have a Canadian (bacon) without upsetting your partner.
  • samb330
    samb330 Posts: 328 Member
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    you can actually SMELL bacon coming.




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  • babydraco269
    babydraco269 Posts: 99
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    Bacon is better than love because you can have more than one kind. Applewod smoked, peppered, maple cured.......... yup, Im going to the grocery store now.
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,455 Member
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    You can eat bacon as many times a day as you wish.
  • rm830
    rm830 Posts: 531 Member
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    Bacon doesn't demand from you...it just gives.. it never gets jealous and never says your butt looks fat in those jeans.
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
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    You don't have to work to have bacon's juices in your mouth
  • Karalopolous
    Karalopolous Posts: 574
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    It's perfectly acceptable to share your bacon with your friends

    this is incorrect. do not assume I will ever share my bacon. with anyone. if you make a move toward my bacon, in fact, I will stab you with my fork.


    I was more talking about Bacon not getting upset about being shared......bacon isn't the jealous type
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
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    Bacon IS love. This discussion is invalid.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
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    Bacon IS love. This discussion is invalid.

    :heart: End of discussion. :laugh:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,332 Member
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    Bacon IS love. This discussion is invalid.

    Truth.
  • tsh0ck
    tsh0ck Posts: 1,970 Member
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    It's perfectly acceptable to share your bacon with your friends

    this is incorrect. do not assume I will ever share my bacon. with anyone. if you make a move toward my bacon, in fact, I will stab you with my fork.


    I was more talking about Bacon not getting upset about being shared......bacon isn't the jealous type

    yes, it is. I want bacon and it wants me. why are you trying to steal my bacon?!
    ;)
  • Karalopolous
    Karalopolous Posts: 574
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    It's perfectly acceptable to share your bacon with your friends

    this is incorrect. do not assume I will ever share my bacon. with anyone. if you make a move toward my bacon, in fact, I will stab you with my fork.


    I was more talking about Bacon not getting upset about being shared......bacon isn't the jealous type

    yes, it is. I want bacon and it wants me. why are you trying to steal my bacon?!
    ;)

    Umm, I'm prettys sure I mentioned bacon before you, therefore you are trying to steal my bacon. In that case I will have to let you know that I don't go down without a fight when it comes to bacon. IT'S ON!!!
  • WickedGarden
    WickedGarden Posts: 944 Member
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    you can choose the size of your bacon...I like mine thick.
    super thick, actually

    o.O

    :wink:

    Any particular type of bacon? May I suggest some Danish Bacon :wink:

    I'm a Danish Bacon virgin...care to teach me the ropes? :tongue:
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,267 Member
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    BACON! how do i love thee? let me count the ways...
  • TheMerryPup
    TheMerryPup Posts: 186 Member
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    Bacon means never having to say you're sorry.:flowerforyou:
  • tsh0ck
    tsh0ck Posts: 1,970 Member
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    It's perfectly acceptable to share your bacon with your friends

    this is incorrect. do not assume I will ever share my bacon. with anyone. if you make a move toward my bacon, in fact, I will stab you with my fork.


    I was more talking about Bacon not getting upset about being shared......bacon isn't the jealous type

    yes, it is. I want bacon and it wants me. why are you trying to steal my bacon?!
    ;)

    Umm, I'm prettys sure I mentioned bacon before you, therefore you are trying to steal my bacon. In that case I will have to let you know that I don't go down without a fight when it comes to bacon. IT'S ON!!!

    bacon fight!

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