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Today I shall speak only of pachyderms.

MarshallLuke
MarshallLuke Posts: 177 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Anything else is irrelephant.

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  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
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  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    naughty-elephant.jpg

    he had a really good lawyer, got the charges knocked down to following to closely.
  • ComicBookGeekGirl
    ComicBookGeekGirl Posts: 202
    What do you get if you cross a mole with an elephant?
    Big holes in your garden.



    Why do elephants have trunks?
    Because they don't have glove compartments.



    What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?
    It let out a little wine.



    How can you tell if an elephant has been sleeping in your bed?
    The sheets are wrinkled and the bed smells of peanuts.



    Why do elephants have flat feet?
    From jumping out of tall trees.



    What did the elephant say to the naked man?
    "It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?"
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