Things we secretly enjoy

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  • sofitheteacup
    sofitheteacup Posts: 397 Member
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    When I was a "pescatarian" and working at a camp where the boys made me special food sometimes bc I didn't eat meat I would sometimes drive into town on a bad day and eat a whopper while crouching in the back of my Blazer looking (and sounding, I'm sure) like a feral dog.

    Now I'm allergic to wheat so I don't do that.

    Sure you don't...
    This gives me a hilarious mental image, though! :)

    Greys

    (hungs head in shame, closes door quietly after himself and begins to weep)
    Aw! :)
  • robot_potato
    robot_potato Posts: 1,535 Member
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    The smell of clean laundry. I love it. Seriously, LOVE it. I just want to bury my head in it and sleep. Is it weird that clean laundry turns me on? And why is my husband so obsessive about washing clothes?
  • Flemstica
    Flemstica Posts: 65 Member
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    Picking my nose
    Getting drunk at noon
    Cheesy gift catalogs that always come in the mail
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
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    Doing it in her pooper


    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I seriously just had to step outside because I was laughing so hard, tears were rolling down my cheeks.
  • colofitguyfm
    colofitguyfm Posts: 93
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    I enjoy a lot of things that I think I'll continue keeping secret for now....

    Otherwise, they're no longer secrets. I'll keep mine, too.

    Nothing I'll reveal here - lol
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
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    Prostate massages with large devices....


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  • joe7880
    joe7880 Posts: 92 Member
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    Trolling the boards while I should be working :smile:
  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
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    Nudist camps
    porn
    boobs
    women in short skirts
    women with pony tails wearing a ball cap
    boobs
    women with tats & bling
    wet tee-shirts
    gymnists
    boobs

    I may have a problem! :ohwell:
  • shannoninBC
    shannoninBC Posts: 371 Member
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    Facebook creeping
    MFP creeping
    Adding abs to my FL
    Intervention & Hoarders
    Country Music
  • ButterScuttles
    ButterScuttles Posts: 5
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    Drinking malt liquor.... specifically 40oz bottles of Steel Reserve
    Talking in a fake English accent to strangers
    Eating all the chocolate off the outside of a Butterfinger candy bar and THEN eating the inside part
    Garlic and cheese croutons mixed into strawberry ice cream
    The smell of gasoline.... and plastic
    Laughing so hard that I fart and might possibly pee my pants
    Dancing in my living room alone and pretending there are people watching me, talking amongst themselves about how amazingly good at dancing I am thinking I can't hear them... but I can...

    And yes, pooping. And weighing myself before and after said poopening.
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
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    I actually enjoyed watching The Batchelor with my wife this season. The drama & catty blowups were great entertainment

    I also think Eminem is an excellent writer & rapper even if I don't like all of his work.

    JM
  • kboggs6763
    kboggs6763 Posts: 35 Member
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    All of the Housewives shows on Bravo!
  • kimbly71
    kimbly71 Posts: 188
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    Picking my nose in the car
    A really good fart (OK, not really a secret)
    Real Housewives of Atlanta
    Brittney Spears "Gimme More" to keep me running
    Running into someone that would not date my nerdy *kitten* in high school but sees me out and tells me how good I look :blushing:
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,287 Member
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  • kimbly71
    kimbly71 Posts: 188
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    Nudist camps
    porn
    boobs
    women in short skirts
    women with pony tails wearing a ball cap
    boobs
    women with tats & bling
    wet tee-shirts
    gymnists
    boobs

    I may have a problem! :ohwell:
    I get the feeling that only half of these are secrets. :wink:
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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    Ke$ha . she puts me into some sort of trance
  • BoatReadyBody
    BoatReadyBody Posts: 376
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    Restraints

    Me 2 :blushing:
  • myak623
    myak623 Posts: 616 Member
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    80's hair bands. I have a lot of songs on my iPod.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Oy I cant tell they are secrets
  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
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    Nudist camps
    porn
    boobs
    women in short skirts
    women with pony tails wearing a ball cap
    boobs
    women with tats & bling
    wet tee-shirts
    gymnists
    boobs



    I may have a problem! :ohwell:
    I get the feeling that only half of these are secrets. :wink:

    Well none of them are now! :blushing:

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