Im bored.

ashmarie484
ashmarie484 Posts: 296 Member
Entertain me, go.
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  • skmolove
    skmolove Posts: 191 Member
    read 50 Shades of Grey triology:noway: :embarassed: :heart: :blushing:
  • ashmarie484
    ashmarie484 Posts: 296 Member
    Ive heard it was really good.
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    I should read that
  • ChangeIsADecision
    ChangeIsADecision Posts: 709 Member
    read 50 Shades of Grey triology:noway: :embarassed: :heart: :blushing:

    It's a trilogy??? I didn't know that... I've heard that book is good!
  • MyTime1985
    MyTime1985 Posts: 456 Member
    Alright, I'm getting that book this weekend. My goodness it's all I hear about anymore! I can't wait. :blushing:
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    A blonde walks into a bar with a parrot on her shoulder.

    The bartender says "Hey that's neat where did you get it?"

    The parrot says "Sweden, there's millions of them".
  • astroub
    astroub Posts: 289 Member
    read 50 Shades of Grey triology:noway: :embarassed: :heart: :blushing:



    ^^^^ this!!! :blushing: :blushing:
  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 682 Member
    read 50 Shades of Grey triology:noway: :embarassed: :heart: :blushing:

    this is going to turn into another filth thread if people get talking about these books :devil:
  • ashmarie484
    ashmarie484 Posts: 296 Member
    read 50 Shades of Grey triology:noway: :embarassed: :heart: :blushing:

    this is going to turn into another filth thread if people get talking about these books :devil:

    Are they that good? Im gonna have to go to the bookstore ASAP
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Deaf Couple gets married. After they consumate on their weeding night they SIGN to each other

    Wife: We need a signal for when we want to do this again. If you're in the mood reach over and squeeze my boob once, if not squeeze twice.

    Husband: Ok, if you are in the mood reach over and tug on it once, if you ARE NOT in the mood, tug on it 150 times.
  • ashmarie484
    ashmarie484 Posts: 296 Member
    Deaf Couple gets married. After they consumate on their weeding night they SIGN to each other

    Wife: We need a signal for when we want to do this again. If you're in the mood reach over and squeeze my boob once, if not squeeze twice.

    Husband: Ok, if you are in the mood reach over and tug on it once, if you ARE NOT in the mood, tug on it 150 times.

    Haha nice one
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    A baby seal walks into a club.
  • ashmarie484
    ashmarie484 Posts: 296 Member
    A baby seal walks into a club.

    Aww :( lol
  • Denjo060
    Denjo060 Posts: 1,008
    A blonde walks into a bar with a parrot on her shoulder.

    The bartender says "Hey that's neat where did you get it?"

    The parrot says "Sweden, there's millions of them".



    LOL
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    Boredom time is great Cuff The Carrot time.
  • ashmarie484
    ashmarie484 Posts: 296 Member
    Boredom time is great Cuff The Carrot time.

    You are so right
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
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  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    I'd tell a joke about my penis...but it's too long.
  • ashmarie484
    ashmarie484 Posts: 296 Member
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    AWESOME!!!!
  • ashmarie484
    ashmarie484 Posts: 296 Member
    I'd tell a joke about my penis...but it's too long.

    And Im ok with that
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    I'd tell a joke about my penis...but it's too long.

    And Im ok with that

    And that is why we :heart: you.
  • ashmarie484
    ashmarie484 Posts: 296 Member
    I'd tell a joke about my penis...but it's too long.

    And Im ok with that

    And that is why we :heart: you.

    Here to please
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    1. Get a web-cam
    2. take off your top
    3. connect to my web-cam
  • ashmarie484
    ashmarie484 Posts: 296 Member
    1. Get a web-cam
    2. take off your top
    3. connect to my web-cam

    ;O
  • skmolove
    skmolove Posts: 191 Member
    I'm on the 2nd book 50 Shades Darker and i really really like it, it just keeps getting better. Dr Oz did a show on the books the other day. his guest speakers were a gyn, psychologist, and Dr. Laura Berhman (sex therapist) wow a very good show especially if you are reading the series or have read it. js check it out on line at dr Oz's web site...
  • skmolove
    skmolove Posts: 191 Member
    read 50 Shades of Grey triology:noway: :embarassed: :heart: :blushing:

    It's a trilogy??? I didn't know that... I've heard that book is good!
    Yeah i'm on the 2nd book and it just keeps getting better!!!
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    read 50 Shades of Grey triology:noway: :embarassed: :heart: :blushing:

    this is going to turn into another filth thread if people get talking about these books :devil:

    Are they that good? Im gonna have to go to the bookstore ASAP

    I am a little more than half way through and I am having a very hard time reading it. In all honesty it's kind of boring and the sex is just ok. But that's just me.
  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090
    This one time, at band camp...

    Ooops. Sorry! Wrong thread.
  • Marper8521
    Marper8521 Posts: 158 Member
    Entertain me, go.
    Put your legs behind your ears and I will!
  • SerinaK
    SerinaK Posts: 87
    You win!