If you could massage someone on MFP...

paulaGetshealthy

OMG you guys are perverts for opening this. What's wrong with you?!

Just kidding.

Anyway, I'm looking for a massage buddy. Girl or guy, doesn't matter. Must love dogs.

PeaceLoveVeggies

ROFL. :flowerforyou:

Goldenwoof

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Sorry. I'll stop now. I've gotta go play with my dog.

samra2012

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Sorry. I'll stop now. I've gotta go play with my dog.

LOL!!!

paulaGetshealthy

I'm glad you posted a picture to clarify what you meant by "dog"

Goldenwoof

I'm glad you posted a picture to clarify what you meant by "dog"

You're very welcome.

Gonna go warm up my hands now, light some candles, heat up the massage oil...

Scott613

I know this Asian guy who's pretty good at massages.

craigers13

I know this Asian guy who's pretty good at massages.

Whacks on, whacks off.............. :smokin:

Maude_Lewbowski

I know this Asian guy who's pretty good at massages.

You're killing it today!!!!

ashmarie484

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Sorry. I'll stop now. I've gotta go play with my dog.

haha i love this

SlimSammy2012

@ Paula.....Come to ChiTown now!!

Scott613

I know this Asian guy who's pretty good at massages.

Whacks on, whacks off.............. :smokin:

He didn't even use lotion

galegetsthin

Just thought I would look for my name................ hopin' for some gropin'.

craigers13

I know this Asian guy who's pretty good at massages.

Whacks on, whacks off.............. :smokin:

He didn't even use lotion

maybe dry rub works for some?

SlimSammy2012

Just thought I would look for my name................ hopin' for some gropin'.

Good thought for a new post...What is your "hopeful Screen name"?

beduffbrickie

paulaGetsheal I would give you a massage any day

CountryBoy65

Just thought I would look for my name................ hopin' for some gropin'.

I will massage you all day long Gigi.....just say the word.

Quid pro quo? :blushing:

MelissR75

I know this Asian guy who's pretty good at massages.

Whacks on, whacks off.............. :smokin:

LMFAO

mmstgr

OMG, lol

Yeah, there might be a few I'd like to massage... or get a massage from, lol

scapez

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Sorry. I'll stop now. I've gotta go play with my dog.

I LIVE IN PITTSBURGH...HOLY SMOKES!

I'll take a massage...ooooor....you can just fix my computer for me. :flowerforyou:

TheMerryPup

warmachinejt

hells yea i'd massage and do a lot more things to some girls as long as they'd be ok with it :devil:

TheRoadDog

I am an LMT. Licensed Massage Therapist. Portland, Oregon. That's how I met my wife. 25 Years ago. My Certification has lapsed, but I still have my table and I still do massage occasionally. Mostly my wife and swapping with other people, but, if you're anywhere near here, I'm always looking for someone to swap massage with.

coliema

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Sorry. I'll stop now. I've gotta go play with my dog.

Sooo adorable!

coliema

@ Paula.....Come to ChiTown now!!

They are adorable too! OMG. I'm loving this.

mrsnathanandrew

I'm glad you posted a picture to clarify what you meant by "dog"

You're very welcome.

Gonna go warm up my hands now, light some candles, heat up the massage oil...

LMAO!!!!!! I've had my giggles for the day!!!

Diary_Queen

I am an LMT. Licensed Massage Therapist. Portland, Oregon. That's how I met my wife. 25 Years ago. My Certification has lapsed, but I still have my table and I still do massage occasionally. Mostly my wife and swapping with other people, but, if you're anywhere near here, I'm always looking for someone to swap massage with.

I wonder how much a plane ticket to Portland costs...... an expensive massage, but sounds worth it! All the LMTs around here get freaked when you want deep tissue. They try but I've never had anyone give me the 'hurts-so-good' kind of massage that I want. I've also never had a massage therapist undo any knots on any part of my body. I'm in a constant state of tension. I've actually had one finish an hour of 'practice massage' {i.e., it was free LOL} and said, "Wow! You're just as tight as when I started." Hmmmmm, that sucks LOL

missdaisy79

"They try but I've never had anyone give me the 'hurts-so-good' kind of massage that I want. I've also never had a massage therapist undo any knots on any part of my body. I'm in a constant state of tension. I've actually had one finish an hour of 'practice massage' {i.e., it was free LOL} and said, "Wow! You're just as tight as when I started." Hmmmmm, that sucks LOL "

You totally need to come and visit my deep tissue therapist. When she finishes with me I'm bruised black and blue all over my back. Sure a flight to Birmingham UK would cost around the same as to Portland?