Can men lactate?

adrian_indy
adrian_indy Posts: 1,444 Member
edited December 18 in Chit-Chat
So hey. Since I have been heavy, it goes without saying that I have grown moobs (man-boobs). But here lately when I am at the gym I see dark, wet circles on my shirt over my nipples. I assumed this was sweat. But yesterday I took my kids to a petting zoo and when I bent over to pet an animal, a baby lamb tried to suckle me. Is this possible?

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  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,290 Member
    My only suggestion is to have someone latch on and start sucking.

    At the very least you may have a good time :wink:
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    If you starve yourself , then yes
  • Vespyr
    Vespyr Posts: 111 Member
    See a doc and get your prolactin levels checked. I don't know if you take any meds but some of them can increase those levels. Might be worth checking out. Often high prolactin is associated with decreased libido too...cause it interferes with testosterone.
    Just throwing stuff out. At least you made a friend :)
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    I have nipples Adrian. You wanna try and milk me?
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Unbelievable, but true. Men possess the ability to lactate. :noway:
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    Baby boys can, so why not grown men too? I wouldn't let the goat suckle though, unless you like it really rough. Maybe find something a bit gentler, at least for your first go!
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    I have nipples Adrian. You wanna try and milk me?

    I would pay money to see that Brett....just sayin'
  • PepeGreggerton
    PepeGreggerton Posts: 986 Member
    I have nipples Adrian. You wanna try and milk me?

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  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    Only if you don't eat back your exercise calories.
  • Lotte34
    Lotte34 Posts: 429 Member
    scientifically men cannot lactate per say however they can secrete a similar substance and it is actually quite common. A lot of men suffer from this when their wife is pregnant - basically they come out in sympathy for her. I is possible yes (its just not lactose)
  • Captain_Tightpants
    Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
    Lactate? Pffft. I once gave birth.
  • adrian_indy
    adrian_indy Posts: 1,444 Member
    scientifically men cannot lactate per say however they can secrete a similar substance and it is actually quite common. A lot of men suffer from this when their wife is pregnant - basically they come out in sympathy for her. I is possible yes (its just not lactose)

    So it has no nutrtitional value? There goes getting a pet lamb.
  • cmaxmor
    cmaxmor Posts: 231 Member
    But seriously, it can be a sign of cancer. If you really are having discharge from your nipple and are not pregnantor bfing you should get a checkup.
  • Lotte34
    Lotte34 Posts: 429 Member
    it must be of some value to something somewhere, just maybe don't start taking in baby animals just yet :)
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    It is a sign of DSB, or Deadly Sperm BackUp, seek lotion, tissues and internet access immediately.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Judging by the size of my man bewbs you would think I could.
  • Sp1nGoddess
    Sp1nGoddess Posts: 1,134 Member
    Yes..... read the book Wheat Belly by William Davis.
  • lakersfan4life
    lakersfan4life Posts: 322 Member
    i truly hope not
  • phillbis
    phillbis Posts: 353 Member
    But seriously, it can be a sign of cancer. If you really are having discharge from your nipple and are not pregnantor bfing you should get a checkup.

    If he was was pregnant his nipples would be the least of his worries!
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    Adrian, you just became even hotter. I didn't think it possible. Dammit, man!
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    Wear a sports bra next time you cheap slut
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    But seriously, it can be a sign of cancer. If you really are having discharge from your nipple and are not pregnantor bfing you should get a checkup.
    What does butt****ing have to do with it? Also, isn't butt****ing supposed to help avoid pregnanting?
  • cmaxmor
    cmaxmor Posts: 231 Member
    But seriously, it can be a sign of cancer. If you really are having discharge from your nipple and are not pregnantor bfing you should get a checkup.
    What does butt****ing have to do with it? Also, isn't butt****ing supposed to help avoid pregnanting?
    breast feeding, dude. Also......gross.
  • paigemarie93
    paigemarie93 Posts: 778 Member
    I have nipples Adrian. You wanna try and milk me?

    :laugh:
  • Marper8521
    Marper8521 Posts: 158 Member
    So hey. Since I have been heavy, it goes without saying that I have grown moobs (man-boobs). But here lately when I am at the gym I see dark, wet circles on my shirt over my nipples. I assumed this was sweat. But yesterday I took my kids to a petting zoo and when I bent over to pet an animal, a baby lamb tried to suckle me. Is this possible?

    Bro - You just made me throw up my shake!!!! hahahahahaha
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    But seriously, it can be a sign of cancer. If you really are having discharge from your nipple and are not pregnantor bfing you should get a checkup.
    What does butt****ing have to do with it? Also, isn't butt****ing supposed to help avoid pregnanting?
    breast feeding, dude. Also......gross.
    What? When did the term "bf" change? Did I miss the memo?
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