Can we please ban...

theoriginaljayne
theoriginaljayne Posts: 559 Member
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... EVERYBODY?

Seriously, think about it. If there was no one on MFP, then no one would ever be offended by any content here ever again. Problem solved, amirite?

So I think that we should ban fat people, skinny people, and everyone in between, as well as people who "bump" and people who never post, people with no profile pictures and people with four hundred and thirty-seven photos on their account, people who eat too much and people who eat too little, people who lift weights and people who do cardio. Oh, and let's not forget to exclude people who pair stripes with plaid, people who don't like soft-boiled eggs, people who pronounce "caught" and "cot" the same way, and most importantly, people who don't perpetually agree with everything I have to say.

I say, let's ban ALL the members and make MFP a better place. Who's with me?
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  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    banned for sweeping generalities
  • theoriginaljayne
    theoriginaljayne Posts: 559 Member
    I'm already banned; I pronounce "cot" and "caught" the same way. Can I be doubly banned?
  • SunKissed1989
    SunKissed1989 Posts: 1,314 Member
    Sarcasm...DETECTED
  • MisterTEZ
    MisterTEZ Posts: 272 Member
    and how about banning those who write loose instead of lose
  • kiku76
    kiku76 Posts: 352 Member
    I'm already banned; I pronounce "cot" and "caught" the same way. Can I be doubly banned?
    wait, how are you supposed to pronounce them?
  • FlyByJuly
    FlyByJuly Posts: 564 Member
    So....stripes with plaids is bad, then? :wink:
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    BAN ALL THE HUMANS

    (and especially the chocolate covered crack babies)
  • o_delaisse
    o_delaisse Posts: 193 Member
    I'd like to ban everyone on MFP who isn't me because I am the best on here quite frankly.
  • PeaceLoveVeggies
    PeaceLoveVeggies Posts: 673 Member
    *raises hand* I am all for this <3
  • theoriginaljayne
    theoriginaljayne Posts: 559 Member
    I'm already banned; I pronounce "cot" and "caught" the same way. Can I be doubly banned?
    wait, how are you supposed to pronounce them?

    Banned for not knowing how to properly pronounce them... and now I'm triply banned, because I don't know how to either! :D

    I did find this, though: http://www.pbs.org/speak/seatosea/americanvarieties/midwest/
  • barackobamamama
    barackobamamama Posts: 21
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    wait, how are you supposed to pronounce them?
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    cot: caht
    caught: cawt
  • JSheehy1965
    JSheehy1965 Posts: 404
    and how about banning those who write loose instead of lose

    This!

    and how about banning people who just quote and say "this!"
  • o_delaisse
    o_delaisse Posts: 193 Member
    and how about banning those who write loose instead of lose

    This!

    and how about banning people who just quote and say "this!"

    THIS!
  • justbecause2014
    justbecause2014 Posts: 371 Member
    Wait...there are people who pronounce caught and cot differently!? How to they pronounce it!?!?!?!?!
  • doonesbury
    doonesbury Posts: 281 Member
    ... EVERYBODY?

    Seriously, think about it. If there was no one on MFP, then no one would ever be offended by any content here ever again. Problem solved, amirite?

    So I think that we should ban fat people, skinny people, and everyone in between, as well as people who "bump" and people who never post, people with no profile pictures and people with four hundred and thirty-seven photos on their account, people who eat too much and people who eat too little, people who lift weights and people who do cardio. Oh, and let's not forget to exclude people who pair stripes with plaid, people who don't like soft-boiled eggs, people who pronounce "caught" and "cot" the same way, and most importantly, people who don't perpetually agree with everything I have to say.

    I say, let's ban ALL the members and make MFP a better place. Who's with me?

    LMAOOOOOOO!!!!!!

    SO many times I have had this same thought!!
  • BrokenButterfly
    BrokenButterfly Posts: 224
    Wait...there are people who pronounce caught and cot differently!? How to they pronounce it!?!?!?!?!

    I didn't understand how people could pronounce them the same!

    Cot: cot.
    Caught: caught.

    That's how I pronounce them.
  • BCKS
    BCKS Posts: 287 Member
    BAN ALL THE HUMANS

    (and especially the chocolate covered crack babies)

    LMAO!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • KC4800
    KC4800 Posts: 140 Member
    I think we should just ban all the girls and change the name to myfitnessbuds.com
  • RahBuhBuh
    RahBuhBuh Posts: 585 Member
    The idea of banning everyone offends me. I'm going to report you and then go eat my exercise calories...er...I mean not eat them. I get confused *alot* because I am working hard to *loose* weight.
  • BrokenButterfly
    BrokenButterfly Posts: 224
    I think we should just ban all the girls and change the name to myfitnessbuds.com

    Let's ban all the boys and call it myfitnessgal.com
  • weighlossforbaby
    weighlossforbaby Posts: 847 Member
    I thinking "banning" people his harsh and unacceptable! I think whoever wants to ban other people should get banned for bringing it up.
  • theoriginaljayne
    theoriginaljayne Posts: 559 Member
    The idea of banning everyone offends me. I'm going to report you and then go eat my exercise calories...er...I mean not eat them. I get confused *alot* because I am working hard to *loose* weight.

    Banned for eating and not eating your exercise calories at the same time. I will now ban myself for the fourth time for nearly making a Schrodinger's cat reference.
  • KC4800
    KC4800 Posts: 140 Member
    I think we should just ban all the girls and change the name to myfitnessbuds.com

    Let's ban all the boys and call it myfitnessgal.com

    but, but , but.....I DO Cardio!!!!
  • RahBuhBuh
    RahBuhBuh Posts: 585 Member
    The idea of banning everyone offends me. I'm going to report you and then go eat my exercise calories...er...I mean not eat them. I get confused *alot* because I am working hard to *loose* weight.

    Banned for eating and not eating your exercise calories at the same time. I will now ban myself for the fourth time for nearly making a Schrodinger's cat reference.

    How many calories are in Schrodinger's cat, or can you tell before you eat it.*

    *doofus alert: I only know about S.C. from watching Big Bang Theory
  • o_delaisse
    o_delaisse Posts: 193 Member
    I think we should just ban all the girls and change the name to myfitnessbuds.com

    Let's ban all the boys and call it myfitnessgal.com

    but, but , but.....I DO Cardio!!!!

    Every time you do cardio a fairy dies - what is WRONG with you????
  • NotGoddess
    NotGoddess Posts: 1,198 Member
    ... EVERYBODY?

    [blah blah blah ] ... Oh, and let's not forget to exclude people who pair stripes with plaid, people who don't like soft-boiled eggs, people who pronounce "caught" and "cot" the same way, and most importantly, people who don't perpetually agree with everything I have to say.

    [yada yada]
    So are you saying these people are excluded from the ban?
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    I think we should just ban all the girls and change the name to myfitnessbuds.com

    Let's ban all the boys and call it myfitnessgal.com

    but, but , but.....I DO Cardio!!!!

    Every time you do cardio a fairy dies - what is WRONG with you????

    please repost on the haiku thread
    Every time you do
    cardio a fairy dies.
    what is wrong with you?

    :flowerforyou:
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
    ban the banners then we become banners and are banned and the circle never ends and the ban plays on
  • NotGoddess
    NotGoddess Posts: 1,198 Member
    I think we should just ban all the girls and change the name to myfitnessbuds.com

    Let's ban all the boys and call it myfitnessgal.com

    but, but , but.....I DO Cardio!!!!

    Every time you do cardio a fairy dies - what is WRONG with you????

    please repost on the haiku thread
    Every time you do
    cardio a fairy dies.
    what is wrong with you?

    :flowerforyou:
    Not sure I can condone that. I pronounce "Every" with three syllables.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    I think we should just ban all the girls and change the name to myfitnessbuds.com

    Let's ban all the boys and call it myfitnessgal.com

    but, but , but.....I DO Cardio!!!!

    Every time you do cardio a fairy dies - what is WRONG with you????

    please repost on the haiku thread
    Every time you do
    cardio a fairy dies.
    what is wrong with you?

    :flowerforyou:
    Not sure I can condone that. I pronounce "Every" with three syllables.

    we should ban all people who have a different accent from me

    because my accent is the only one that's correct

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