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Can we please ban...
theoriginaljayne
Posts: 559 Member
... EVERYBODY?
Seriously, think about it. If there was no one on MFP, then no one would ever be offended by any content here ever again. Problem solved, amirite?
So I think that we should ban fat people, skinny people, and everyone in between, as well as people who "bump" and people who never post, people with no profile pictures and people with four hundred and thirty-seven photos on their account, people who eat too much and people who eat too little, people who lift weights and people who do cardio. Oh, and let's not forget to exclude people who pair stripes with plaid, people who don't like soft-boiled eggs, people who pronounce "caught" and "cot" the same way, and most importantly, people who don't perpetually agree with everything I have to say.
I say, let's ban ALL the members and make MFP a better place. Who's with me?
Seriously, think about it. If there was no one on MFP, then no one would ever be offended by any content here ever again. Problem solved, amirite?
So I think that we should ban fat people, skinny people, and everyone in between, as well as people who "bump" and people who never post, people with no profile pictures and people with four hundred and thirty-seven photos on their account, people who eat too much and people who eat too little, people who lift weights and people who do cardio. Oh, and let's not forget to exclude people who pair stripes with plaid, people who don't like soft-boiled eggs, people who pronounce "caught" and "cot" the same way, and most importantly, people who don't perpetually agree with everything I have to say.
I say, let's ban ALL the members and make MFP a better place. Who's with me?
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banned for sweeping generalities0
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I'm already banned; I pronounce "cot" and "caught" the same way. Can I be doubly banned?0
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Sarcasm...DETECTED0
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and how about banning those who write loose instead of lose0
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wait, how are you supposed to pronounce them?I'm already banned; I pronounce "cot" and "caught" the same way. Can I be doubly banned?0 -
So....stripes with plaids is bad, then?
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BAN ALL THE HUMANS
(and especially the chocolate covered crack babies)0 -
I'd like to ban everyone on MFP who isn't me because I am the best on here quite frankly.0
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*raises hand* I am all for this
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wait, how are you supposed to pronounce them?
Banned for not knowing how to properly pronounce them... and now I'm triply banned, because I don't know how to either!
I did find this, though: http://www.pbs.org/speak/seatosea/americanvarieties/midwest/0 -
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wait, how are you supposed to pronounce them?
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cot: caht
caught: cawt0 -
and how about banning those who write loose instead of lose
This!
and how about banning people who just quote and say "this!"0 -
THIS!0 -
Wait...there are people who pronounce caught and cot differently!? How to they pronounce it!?!?!?!?!0
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... EVERYBODY?
Seriously, think about it. If there was no one on MFP, then no one would ever be offended by any content here ever again. Problem solved, amirite?
So I think that we should ban fat people, skinny people, and everyone in between, as well as people who "bump" and people who never post, people with no profile pictures and people with four hundred and thirty-seven photos on their account, people who eat too much and people who eat too little, people who lift weights and people who do cardio. Oh, and let's not forget to exclude people who pair stripes with plaid, people who don't like soft-boiled eggs, people who pronounce "caught" and "cot" the same way, and most importantly, people who don't perpetually agree with everything I have to say.
I say, let's ban ALL the members and make MFP a better place. Who's with me?
LMAOOOOOOO!!!!!!
SO many times I have had this same thought!!0 -
Wait...there are people who pronounce caught and cot differently!? How to they pronounce it!?!?!?!?!
I didn't understand how people could pronounce them the same!
Cot: cot.
Caught: caught.
That's how I pronounce them.0 -
BAN ALL THE HUMANS
(and especially the chocolate covered crack babies)
LMAO!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
I think we should just ban all the girls and change the name to myfitnessbuds.com0
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The idea of banning everyone offends me. I'm going to report you and then go eat my exercise calories...er...I mean not eat them. I get confused *alot* because I am working hard to *loose* weight.0
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I think we should just ban all the girls and change the name to myfitnessbuds.com
Let's ban all the boys and call it myfitnessgal.com0 -
I thinking "banning" people his harsh and unacceptable! I think whoever wants to ban other people should get banned for bringing it up.0
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The idea of banning everyone offends me. I'm going to report you and then go eat my exercise calories...er...I mean not eat them. I get confused *alot* because I am working hard to *loose* weight.
Banned for eating and not eating your exercise calories at the same time. I will now ban myself for the fourth time for nearly making a Schrodinger's cat reference.0 -
Let's ban all the boys and call it myfitnessgal.com
but, but , but.....I DO Cardio!!!!0 -
Banned for eating and not eating your exercise calories at the same time. I will now ban myself for the fourth time for nearly making a Schrodinger's cat reference.
How many calories are in Schrodinger's cat, or can you tell before you eat it.*
*doofus alert: I only know about S.C. from watching Big Bang Theory0 -
but, but , but.....I DO Cardio!!!!
Every time you do cardio a fairy dies - what is WRONG with you????0 -
So are you saying these people are excluded from the ban?... EVERYBODY?
[blah blah blah ] ... Oh, and let's not forget to exclude people who pair stripes with plaid, people who don't like soft-boiled eggs, people who pronounce "caught" and "cot" the same way, and most importantly, people who don't perpetually agree with everything I have to say.
[yada yada]0 -
Every time you do cardio a fairy dies - what is WRONG with you????
please repost on the haiku threadEvery time you do
cardio a fairy dies.
what is wrong with you?
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ban the banners then we become banners and are banned and the circle never ends and the ban plays on0
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Not sure I can condone that. I pronounce "Every" with three syllables.0 -
Not sure I can condone that. I pronounce "Every" with three syllables.
we should ban all people who have a different accent from me
because my accent is the only one that's correct0
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