Who has a really weird job?

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  • megsmom2
    megsmom2 Posts: 2,362 Member
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    I make hummus. gallons and gallons of hummus. ok, the job title is lead prep cook, so Im doing other things too, but every damn day.....hummus.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    Right now I'm a stay at home mom of 2.. but before this I worked with high-behavioral, disabled adults. They were very intelligent and very manipulative. the group I worked with didn't like getting bad news, or the wrong answer, so I came home with bruises almost everyday.

    My last day was shortly after finding out I was pregnant. I got attacked by a male client in the med room, he slammed the door shut when he came in (automatic lock) threw me to the ground, kicked me several times, and bit me in the side, I have teeth mark scars almost a year later...I was on bedrest pretty much the whole pregnancy from that incident.

    I have no idea why I stayed as long as Idid.

    That is MESSED UP.

    My company has a policy against having female staff around "behavioral" males. It's for both the safety of the staff, and the comfort of the clients (many of whom need role-models).

    Of course, it's not an simple thing to do, since this business is dominated by female workers and getting good male staff isn't easy.
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
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    I manually *kitten* zoo animals for insemination purposes.
    I know it's an important role in helping to ensure the viability of endangered species. Just out of curiosity, do they use visual aids at all? Does it help a bull to have an image of a doe in front of them?
    Shhhh...animals are hypersensitive to discussions about interspecies arousal. You don't talk about that in mixed company.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    I manually *kitten* zoo animals for insemination purposes.


    :huh:

    Well SOMEONE has to do it. :angry:
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    I manually *kitten* zoo animals for insemination purposes.
    I know it's an important role in helping to ensure the viability of endangered species. Just out of curiosity, do they use visual aids at all? Does it help a bull to have an image of a doe in front of them?

    Please don't poke fun at my career. It pays well, and I'm very good at what I do.
  • Lilith47
    Lilith47 Posts: 52 Member
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    Bellydancer! Teaching and performing all over Europe. www.nakari.info
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
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    I manually *kitten* zoo animals for insemination purposes.


    :huh:

    Well SOMEONE has to do it. :angry:

    Have I told you that your seahorse is beautiful?
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
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    I manually *kitten* zoo animals for insemination purposes.
    I know it's an important role in helping to ensure the viability of endangered species. Just out of curiosity, do they use visual aids at all? Does it help a bull to have an image of a doe in front of them?
    Please don't poke fun at my career. It pays well, and I'm very good at what I do.
    No fun intended. Please accept my apology. Was just curious. :blushing:
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    People who post on here have jobs?

    Shut...up.
  • drgooch
    drgooch Posts: 68 Member
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    I manually *kitten* zoo animals for insemination purposes.


    :huh:

    Well SOMEONE has to do it. :angry:

    Not trying to make fun of your job! I guess I really never thought that someone actually did it. :wink:
  • CakeFit21
    CakeFit21 Posts: 2,521 Member
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    I'm a pastry chef, which most people think is completely incompatible with being fit. So, I guess being a fit pastry chef is pretty weird.
  • JDMPWR
    JDMPWR Posts: 1,863 Member
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    I'm a pastry chef, which most people think is completely incompatible with being fit. So, I guess being a fit pastry chef is pretty weird.

    You totally overlooked the SEXY part too
  • KCoolBeanz
    KCoolBeanz Posts: 813 Member
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    I'm a former funeral director & embalmer!
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    Well SOMEONE has to do it. :angry:

    Hmm, not so sure about that.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,701 Member
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    Lol, I used to sell Cemetery property at one time. Really morbid business.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
    i bet people where dying for your business
    Well it's one business when people go "under" it's good.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,701 Member
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    I'm a pastry chef, which most people think is completely incompatible with being fit. So, I guess being a fit pastry chef is pretty weird.
    Can you imagine you and the zoo masturbator working together?

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • isa75
    isa75 Posts: 156 Member
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    I once (briefly) had a job translating erotic poetry and text from Spanish to English. It was for an erotic dinner theater.
  • TheNewDodge
    TheNewDodge Posts: 607 Member
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    Hitman
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
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    I'm a pastry chef, which most people think is completely incompatible with being fit. So, I guess being a fit pastry chef is pretty weird.
    Can you imagine you and the zoo masturbator working together?

    Bahahahahahaha! :laugh: So wrong! :noway:

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