Ladies, do you approve of me?

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  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlwVvuduWgE&feature=related

    DEAR LORD, as long as it's not on your face........melanoma head..............
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    This issue may be better addressed with a qualified counselor or other mental health professional. There are also many fine anti-anxiety medications available that may help ease your pain.

    I speak from experience as I have a few freckles on my face and arms.

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  • lglg11
    lglg11 Posts: 344 Member
    I'd have to see a picture to be sure. It would help if you were naked in said picture, and showing way more than just your knee. TIA.

    I find it difficult to get a wide enough camera angle

    The most obvious, yet still perfect answer .. now I'm intrigued
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    I have a big freckle on my right elbow. I'll arrove of yours if you'll approve mine... :wink:

    You first
  • Articeluvsmemphis
    Articeluvsmemphis Posts: 1,987 Member
    *begin the stoning now*
  • mazzyw65
    mazzyw65 Posts: 47
    I have a removed mole scar on my left hip, poor mole - R.I.P:sad:
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    Depends, do you approve of me and the mole on my bad who I have named fred?

    If so, I approve of your knee mole.

    True story: My 7 year old named his butt "Fred." And he'll say something, then fart and say, "Fred agrees."
  • WillWorkout4Food
    WillWorkout4Food Posts: 94 Member
    I read this while I was eating, so much for my appetite. ha! You already know that would be the lamest reason to not approve of someone. Now, a more than three freckles below the waistline should be illegal. =)
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    I'd have to see a picture to be sure. It would help if you were naked in said picture, and showing way more than just your knee. TIA.
    This.

    Actually, I also may need to touch the mole... and other parts of you... just to make a thorough assessment.

    It's smooth and veiny
    Is it soft, though, or hard? And how big is it?

    These are important questions. I still think I'd need to touch it just to be sure.

    The mole, of course. :wink:

    It tends to get bigger. That's bad, right?
    What causes it to get bigger? Exposure to the sun, or something more along the lines of this?:
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  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    Depends, do you approve of me and the mole on my back who I have named fred?

    If so, I approve of your knee mole.

    True story: My 7 year old named his butt "Fred." And he'll say something, then fart and say, "Fred agrees."

    Haha awesome...great minds think alike...I think fred has been with me since I was 7!!!!
  • WarriorCupcakeBlydnsr
    WarriorCupcakeBlydnsr Posts: 2,150 Member
    As a laboratory professional, especially one having worked in pathology and seen what happens when moles go wrong, I highly recommend getting it checked, especially if it's changed size, shape, and/or color. ... If it has started talking to you, there are professionals for that
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    "Mole. Bloody mole. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole."
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    I'd have to see a picture to be sure. It would help if you were naked in said picture, and showing way more than just your knee. TIA.
    This.

    Actually, I also may need to touch the mole... and other parts of you... just to make a thorough assessment.

    It's smooth and veiny
    Is it soft, though, or hard? And how big is it?

    These are important questions. I still think I'd need to touch it just to be sure.

    The mole, of course. :wink:

    It tends to get bigger. That's bad, right?
    What causes it to get bigger? Exposure to the sun, or something more along the lines of this?:
    2193703_2989.jpg

    both, actually
  • Sp1nGoddess
    Sp1nGoddess Posts: 1,134 Member
    I have a scalpel, I can take care of that for you.

    Sure, you look trustworthy.

    How was it that you came to own a scalpel again?

    I like to play doctor, it came with the kit.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I do not approve of you. in any way. Ever.

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    Send me some progress pics and maybe I'll reconsider....

    Just admit that progress pics aren't the ones you want to see. :laugh:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Depends, do you approve of me and the mole on my bad who I have named fred?

    If so, I approve of your knee mole.

    True story: My 7 year old named his butt "Fred." And he'll say something, then fart and say, "Fred agrees."

    OMG! Your kid is so cute!!
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    Depends, do you approve of me and the mole on my bad who I have named fred?

    If so, I approve of your knee mole.

    True story: My 7 year old named his butt "Fred." And he'll say something, then fart and say, "Fred agrees."

    OMG! Your kid is so cute!!

    He cracks me up. I had exactly the same sense of humor at that age.
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    I have a scalpel, I can take care of that for you.

    Sure, you look trustworthy.

    How was it that you came to own a scalpel again?


    I like to play doctor, it came with the kit.

    The last time someone played doctor I left with more injuries than I started with
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I have a scalpel, I can take care of that for you.

    Sure, you look trustworthy.

    How was it that you came to own a scalpel again?


    I like to play doctor, it came with the kit.

    The last time someone played doctor I left with more injuries than I started with

    Sounds like a blast!! :bigsmile:
  • Sp1nGoddess
    Sp1nGoddess Posts: 1,134 Member
    I have a scalpel, I can take care of that for you.

    Sure, you look trustworthy.

    How was it that you came to own a scalpel again?


    I like to play doctor, it came with the kit.

    The last time someone played doctor I left with more injuries than I started with

    And that's a bad thing?
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    A mole isn't ugly! Be proud of it and show it off to the world!

    You're a leopard that earned its spot!
    :flowerforyou: :tongue:
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    I have a scalpel, I can take care of that for you.

    Sure, you look trustworthy.

    How was it that you came to own a scalpel again?


    I like to play doctor, it came with the kit.

    The last time someone played doctor I left with more injuries than I started with

    And that's a bad thing?

    No, but teeth & fingernails are a lot less dangerous than a scalpel
  • If someone doesn't "APPROVE" of you due a mole...maybe you need to find a new someone! Also, who cares of a person approves of you or not...the world is full of judgemental ppl and if your entire day is ruined due to the thoughts of other ppl, then you are in for a rocky road! Love yourself and everything about yourself! Only you can make yourself happy!

    Have a great day!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    :happy:
    If someone doesn't "APPROVE" of you due a mole...maybe you need to find a new someone! Also, who cares of a person approves of you or not...the world is full of judgemental ppl and if your entire day is ruined due to the thoughts of other ppl, then you are in for a rocky road! Love yourself and everything about yourself! Only you can make yourself happy!

    Have a great day!

    She has a point. Whoever it is doesn't appreciate you... you can come on over to me. I'll appreciate you... often!
  • Sp1nGoddess
    Sp1nGoddess Posts: 1,134 Member
    I have a scalpel, I can take care of that for you.

    Sure, you look trustworthy.

    How was it that you came to own a scalpel again?


    I like to play doctor, it came with the kit.

    The last time someone played doctor I left with more injuries than I started with

    And that's a bad thing?

    No, but teeth & fingernails are a lot less dangerous than a scalpel

    *sheaths scalpel... puts it back in the bag.... *
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    I'd have to see a picture to be sure. It would help if you were naked in said picture, and showing way more than just your knee. TIA.

    I find it difficult to get a wide enough camera angle

    Aw, sweetheart. It looks like you are close to goal. Enough with that negative self talk, I'm sure you'll fit a regular frame.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    Here's a quarter, go find a rat to gnaw it off.
  • jjelizalde
    jjelizalde Posts: 377 Member
    Depends.....Is it hungry???

    Crack me up!
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