How do Gorillas get so strong only eating bananas?

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  • ZugTheMegasaurus
    ZugTheMegasaurus Posts: 801 Member
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    Haha, I figure no one else will do it, so here's an article on gorilla foraging sources!
    http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/ajpa.21118/abstract

    #helpfulthingsyouneveractuallywantedanyonetotellyou

    :laugh:

    Haha, ninja'd by Francesca!
  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
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    Lol they eat like 40lbs of plant material a day!

    So vegans are right afterall

    Gorillas also eat bugs.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    um the answer is HOT MONKEY LOVE
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    ask gorillaNJ \m/
  • chris1816
    chris1816 Posts: 715 Member
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    It really pains me that I will never Deadlift as much as a naked vegan.
  • spacecase76
    spacecase76 Posts: 673 Member
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    they don't only eat bananas. They also eat leaves, bugs, small animals (mice, lizards, etc)
  • greasygriddle_wechnage
    greasygriddle_wechnage Posts: 246 Member
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    ahhh, they have two more chromosomes than us, and they are meant to eat and be strong, not think.
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
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    So do I buy red potatoes, Maine, or Idaho for this potato diet???
  • neanderthin
    neanderthin Posts: 10,017 Member
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    For the same reason ants get so strong. confusing I know :tongue: .
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    ask gorillaNJ \m/

    I was going to say something similar \m/
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
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    Obligatory...

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  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,352 Member
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    Obligatory...

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    Oh my god!!! This made me *burst* out laughing at work!!!!!!!
  • victoria4321
    victoria4321 Posts: 1,719 Member
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    Lol they eat like 40lbs of plant material a day!

    So vegans are right afterall

    Gorillas also eat bugs.

    There's a big chance that you'll get a bug here and there in your veggies
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
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    Lol they eat like 40lbs of plant material a day!

    So vegans are right afterall

    Gorillas also eat bugs.

    There's a big chance that you'll get a bug here and there in your veggies
    My dog eats her poop sometimes. Perhaps gorillas do the same, and get some beefy protein from it.
  • NewLIFEstyle4ME
    NewLIFEstyle4ME Posts: 4,440 Member
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    P90X?


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  • NewLIFEstyle4ME
    NewLIFEstyle4ME Posts: 4,440 Member
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    They eat back their exercise calories.

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  • SirBen81
    SirBen81 Posts: 396 Member
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    I ask because one of my friends was making fun of the gorillas at the zoo last weekend. He is a *kitten* and I do not condone his behavior. That said, when he turned his back one of the gorillas thrust his hands straight into solid earth, ripped out half a wheelbarrow-full of dirt, roots, and rock, and tossed it 20 yards in the general direction of my friend. It was the most stunning display of strength I have ever seen in person. It was amazing.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    So do I buy red potatoes, Maine, or Idaho for this potato diet???

    I read something the other day that red and purple are best.

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