Carnitine

cass89

Hey everyone,

I was just wondering if anyone had used L-Carnitine? Have you had any results? Positive or negetive?

Thanks.

McBully4

I started using it two weeks ago, all I can tell you so far is the berry flavor is pretty good and the lemon is awesome.

cass89

mine are like capsules...do you find they're working? r u seeing results?

chris1816

You see...

...when L-Carnatine pills were first birthed in creation, they were originally meant to be infused with the very essence of the Valar (the first Ainur to decide to go into the world and complete its material development after it's form was first determined by the Music of the Ainur). This essence would then be in tune with the very dream of life and meaning of beauty as it would come to be in the world. Melkor (One of the most powerful Ainur), however, added discordant themes: he strove against the Music; his themes became evil because they sprang from selfishness and vanity, not from the enlightenment of Ilúvatar.

Once the Music was complete, including Melkor's interwoven themes of vanity, Ilúvatar gave the Ainur a choice — to dwell with him, or to enter the world that they had mutually created. Those that chose to enter the world became known as the Valar, the 'Powers of Arda', though the Elves generally reserved that term for the more powerful of them. (The lesser Valar they called the Maiar.) Among the Valar were some of the most powerful and wise of the Ainur, including Manwë, the Lord of the Valar, and also Melkor, his brother. The two are distinguished by the selfless love of Manwë for the Music of Ilúvatar, and the selfish love that Melkor bore for himself and no other — least of all for the Children of Ilúvatar, as the Elves and Men became known.
Melkor (later named Morgoth, 'dark enemy') arrived in the World first, causing tumult wherever he went. As the others arrived, they saw how Melkor's presence would destroy the integrity of Ilúvatar's themes. Eventually, and with the aid of the Vala Tulkas, who entered Arda last, Melkor was temporarily overthrown, and the Valar began shaping the world and creating beauty to counter the darkness and ugliness of Melkor's discordant noise.


And that's why L-Carnitine pills won't make you any less fat more quickly than just eating at a caloric deficit, moving around enough to work up your heart for a good bit every day, and picking up heavy things and putting them down again.

cass89

ok i dont really get this post but thanks. lol

i'm still giving a shot to see out of curiosity whether it will work

chris1816

ok i dont really get this post but thanks. lol

i'm still giving a shot to see out of curiosity whether it will work

I was basically taking the piss out of you. Last bit was the important part.

Don't waste your money, it's just an amino acid, it won't help you lose fat any more quickly.


EDIT: Go here, read about supplements. Hell read the entire thing, more people should: http://4chanfit.wikia.com/wiki/Harsh's_Worksheet_(WIP)

McBully4

I'm seeing results but its more likely that I watch everything I eat and go to the gym every day.

Valm0n

You see...

...when L-Carnatine pills were first birthed in creation, they were originally meant to be infused with the very essence of the Valar (the first Ainur to decide to go into the world and complete its material development after it's form was first determined by the Music of the Ainur). This essence would then be in tune with the very dream of life and meaning of beauty as it would come to be in the world. Melkor (One of the most powerful Ainur), however, added discordant themes: he strove against the Music; his themes became evil because they sprang from selfishness and vanity, not from the enlightenment of Ilúvatar.

Once the Music was complete, including Melkor's interwoven themes of vanity, Ilúvatar gave the Ainur a choice — to dwell with him, or to enter the world that they had mutually created. Those that chose to enter the world became known as the Valar, the 'Powers of Arda', though the Elves generally reserved that term for the more powerful of them. (The lesser Valar they called the Maiar.) Among the Valar were some of the most powerful and wise of the Ainur, including Manwë, the Lord of the Valar, and also Melkor, his brother. The two are distinguished by the selfless love of Manwë for the Music of Ilúvatar, and the selfish love that Melkor bore for himself and no other — least of all for the Children of Ilúvatar, as the Elves and Men became known.
Melkor (later named Morgoth, 'dark enemy') arrived in the World first, causing tumult wherever he went. As the others arrived, they saw how Melkor's presence would destroy the integrity of Ilúvatar's themes. Eventually, and with the aid of the Vala Tulkas, who entered Arda last, Melkor was temporarily overthrown, and the Valar began shaping the world and creating beauty to counter the darkness and ugliness of Melkor's discordant noise.


And that's why L-Carnitine pills won't make you any less fat more quickly than just eating at a caloric deficit, moving around enough to work up your heart for a good bit every day, and picking up heavy things and putting them down again.

Sorry to bump an old topic (I was looking for infos about Carnitin) but MAN!!! I LOVE your answer! :laugh:
You totally made my day :drinker: