Tips to avoiding sphincter inferno?

damerdar

Also known as "lava poops."

How can I avoid the burning from spicy food when it's leaving?

Jeff92se

Dont' eat it in the 1st place?

Hot in, hot out

CallMeCupcakeDammit

Vaseline? Ice cubes? I'm at a loss. :ohwell:

damerdar

@ Jeff: This is one of the main reasons I didn't like spicy food, but now I'm craving it.

@Rach: I don't know if I'm inferring this correctly, but I'd rather not have to put anything in there...

CallMeCupcakeDammit

@ Jeff: This is one of the main reasons I didn't like spicy food, but now I'm craving it.

@Rach: I don't know if I'm inferring this correctly, but I'd rather not have to put anything in there...

Yeah, you understood it exactly. Therefore, I'm at a loss. I can't say I've had that problem. Maybe if you eat more rice with it? That should help firm things up so it comes out faster! Whaddaya think?

CallMeCupcakeDammit

Hey, I got you an answer to your problem! I had posted a haiku and someone answered back with a tip for you!

Sphincter inferno
A poster asked for help here
I suggested ice


Ice cream does the trick...
Just a little tip I learned
Watching Cheech & Chong.
:laugh:

ScottyNoHotty

Tucks Medicated Pads??

LiteBrite007

Keep it in as long as you can!!!! GIVE IT TIME TO COOL OFF!!!!

BaristaX

Farfourah

Man up you pansy.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

In case you misunderstand...

Make sure to ingest;
I don't think it works as well
Injected up there