Tips to avoiding sphincter inferno?

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damerdar
damerdar Posts: 37 Member
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Also known as "lava poops."

How can I avoid the burning from spicy food when it's leaving?

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  • Jeff92se
    Jeff92se Posts: 3,369 Member
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    Dont' eat it in the 1st place?

    Hot in, hot out
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    Vaseline? Ice cubes? I'm at a loss. :ohwell:
  • damerdar
    damerdar Posts: 37 Member
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    @ Jeff: This is one of the main reasons I didn't like spicy food, but now I'm craving it.

    @Rach: I don't know if I'm inferring this correctly, but I'd rather not have to put anything in there...
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    @ Jeff: This is one of the main reasons I didn't like spicy food, but now I'm craving it.

    @Rach: I don't know if I'm inferring this correctly, but I'd rather not have to put anything in there...

    Yeah, you understood it exactly. Therefore, I'm at a loss. I can't say I've had that problem. Maybe if you eat more rice with it? That should help firm things up so it comes out faster! Whaddaya think?
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    Hey, I got you an answer to your problem! I had posted a haiku and someone answered back with a tip for you!

    Sphincter inferno
    A poster asked for help here
    I suggested ice :wink:


    Ice cream does the trick...
    Just a little tip I learned
    Watching Cheech & Chong.
    :laugh:
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
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    Tucks Medicated Pads??
  • LiteBrite007
    LiteBrite007 Posts: 294 Member
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    Keep it in as long as you can!!!! GIVE IT TIME TO COOL OFF!!!!
  • BaristaX
    BaristaX Posts: 151 Member
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  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 899 Member
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    Man up you pansy.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    In case you misunderstand...

    Make sure to ingest;
    I don't think it works as well
    Injected up there :tongue:

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