Hot new spot reducing exercise for women only

korsicash

Because I have been on a diet for almost a year I have decided I am an expert. Here is a new exercise as we all loose weight and it seems to leave our breasts and form a tire around our centers and everyone knows fat is just pee waiting to leave the body. If you stand on your head for 5 minutes a day for 30 days all the pee fat should leave the spare tire and either slosh into our breasts or out our ears. Like I said I am a self proclaimed expert so everyone should try it!

coliema

:laugh:

charlesb22

I prefer to just scoop my spare tire up into my bra. Keep all that pee, you might need it for something!

CoderGal

OMG I'm doing it right now and it seems to be working:

korsicash

See it helps doesn't it!

CoderGal

See it helps doesn't it!

It does! My boobs are nearly up in my throat!

crisanderson27

Careful, someone's going to take you seriously and break their neck.

Then you'll be the recipient of a law suit lol.

korsicash

Great point insert all exercise activity disclaimer here_____________________________________ if you are unfit to exercise or have uncomfortable feelings stop. As with all new diet and exercise routines first speak to a DR not an MFP forum joke post

crisanderson27

Great point insert all exercise activity disclaimer here_____________________________________ if you are unfit to exercise or have uncomfortable feelings stop. As with all new diet and exercise routines first speak to a DR not an MFP forum joke post

Lol...well done =D.

CoderGal

*crack*

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:ohwell:

whitetiger011680

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

jenniejengin

:noway: :laugh:

crisanderson27

*crack*

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:ohwell:

Too late! She got her disclaimer up.

Poor thing...

NurseCarolyn2014

funny :laugh:

KiraxRo

"Spot reduction"

are the people here this stupid?

ambivalence11

My biggest problem in my butt seems to be confused as to where it's supposed to grow. Oh guru of exercise knowledge, how do I squish my love handles into my bum cheeks?

smileybooliz

Too funny!! :happy: :laugh: :happy:

tialeanne

I'd try this but I'm afraid I'd suffocate as my breasts would cover my mouth and nose...

kaykay0612

I'd try this but I'm afraid I'd suffocate as my breasts would cover my mouth and nose...

hehehehe :laugh: :laugh:

crisanderson27

My biggest problem in my butt seems to be confused as to where it's supposed to grow. Oh guru of exercise knowledge, how do I squish my love handles into my bum cheeks?

I live in Glendale...if you find out that the solution requires another pair of hands...I'm more than happy to assist.

For science, of course.

Avandel

Wahahahaha! I think Martina McBride says it all. :laugh: "THIS ONES FOR THE GIRLS" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaJijY0ZF0I

beachdiva2010

Too flippin funny.....thanks for the laugh!! :laugh:

CoderGal

*crack*

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:ohwell:

Too late! She got her disclaimer up.

Poor thing...

I'd frown, but I'd look happy from a regular angle

korsicash

My biggest problem in my butt seems to be confused as to where it's supposed to grow. Oh guru of exercise knowledge, how do I squish my love handles into my bum cheeks?

This is too easy of course jump rope while wearing a corset or call the guy who was willing to squeeze for you....again if you are unfit to exercise do not try this at home.

Deltafliers

Lmao. Just what a needed to start my day!!!!

korsicash

Glad I made a few people laugh!

kymillion

OMG I'm doing it right now and it seems to be working:

I am in love.

CoderGal

OMG I'm doing it right now and it seems to be working:

I am in love.

It's the shorts, isn't it :P

crisanderson27

OMG I'm doing it right now and it seems to be working:

I am in love.

It's the shorts, isn't it :P

Umm, I'm thinking they might be part of it...but it's a lot more than that I'm sure lol.