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HotMamaByVday
HotMamaByVday Posts: 343 Member
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Hershey Kisses would be pure protein and still taste delish.

$1 menus would change to 100 calorie menus.
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  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
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    Doughnuts would have the same amount of calories as broccoli
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
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    I would be walking through my orange groves right now.........SIGH
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Doughnuts would have the same amount of calories as broccoli

    And the same vitamins...broccoli is an evil hell spawn...
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Wine would make you skinny. :love:
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
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    Karma would work instantly, oh and my cheese and mayo sandwich with pringles on it would make me lose 1lb per sandwich.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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    My current RM squat would be my warmup set
  • Oliviamarie05
    Oliviamarie05 Posts: 528 Member
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    Chocolate (all chocolate) would be good for us, the sun wouldn't give us cancer, air wouldn't give us asthma, alcohol wouldn't kill our livers, and I could eat everything I want without becoming a fat fattie.
  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
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    Gain muscle while losing fat.
  • anarod0513
    anarod0513 Posts: 119
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    Chocolate (all chocolate) would be good for us, the sun wouldn't give us cancer, air wouldn't give us asthma, alcohol wouldn't kill our livers, and I could eat everything I want without becoming a fat fattie.

    Ditto
  • lstnlondry
    lstnlondry Posts: 1,794 Member
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    Karma would work instantly, oh and my cheese and mayo sandwich with pringles on it would make me lose 1lb per sandwich.

    I love cheese sandwiches! But tuna sandwich & plain Lays are my combo-so in a perfect world mayonaise would be fat free cuz its glorious with either egg or tuna.
  • MisterTEZ
    MisterTEZ Posts: 272 Member
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    we wouldn't age
  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 692 Member
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    I could eat peanut butter and bacon for every meal, every day w/o suffering any adverse consequences

    edit to agree that yes, Karma would be instantaneous
  • fatgirlslove
    fatgirlslove Posts: 614 Member
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    cheeseburgers are a "negative calorie" food :-) *sigh*
  • MariaAlbina
    MariaAlbina Posts: 131 Member
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    Losing weight would make your boobs BIGGER.
  • jamaljohar
    jamaljohar Posts: 55
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    Fat wouldnt exist
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    I had kit-kat yesterday because it has protein in it :o
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
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    Losing weight would make your boobs BIGGER.
    NOOOOOOOOOOO! I am trying to lose weight to make my boobs disappear. What you suggest would be horrible. :(
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
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    Carrying a 40-lb toddler or loads of laundry up and down 3 flights of stairs daily would ACTUALLY count as cardio...

    Oh, and men would have to have some kind of sympathetic nerve chip to make them feel labor pains.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
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    Beer bellies and moobs would be a turn-on....
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
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    everyone would have the stamina and energy to work out as long as they wanted!!!

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