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In a perfect world:

HotMamaByVday
HotMamaByVday Posts: 343 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Hershey Kisses would be pure protein and still taste delish.

$1 menus would change to 100 calorie menus.
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  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    Doughnuts would have the same amount of calories as broccoli
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    I would be walking through my orange groves right now.........SIGH
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Doughnuts would have the same amount of calories as broccoli

    And the same vitamins...broccoli is an evil hell spawn...
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Wine would make you skinny. :love:
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    Karma would work instantly, oh and my cheese and mayo sandwich with pringles on it would make me lose 1lb per sandwich.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    My current RM squat would be my warmup set
  • Oliviamarie05
    Oliviamarie05 Posts: 528 Member
    Chocolate (all chocolate) would be good for us, the sun wouldn't give us cancer, air wouldn't give us asthma, alcohol wouldn't kill our livers, and I could eat everything I want without becoming a fat fattie.
  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
    Gain muscle while losing fat.
  • anarod0513
    anarod0513 Posts: 119
    Chocolate (all chocolate) would be good for us, the sun wouldn't give us cancer, air wouldn't give us asthma, alcohol wouldn't kill our livers, and I could eat everything I want without becoming a fat fattie.

    Ditto
  • lstnlondry
    lstnlondry Posts: 1,794 Member
    Karma would work instantly, oh and my cheese and mayo sandwich with pringles on it would make me lose 1lb per sandwich.

    I love cheese sandwiches! But tuna sandwich & plain Lays are my combo-so in a perfect world mayonaise would be fat free cuz its glorious with either egg or tuna.
  • MisterTEZ
    MisterTEZ Posts: 272 Member
    we wouldn't age
  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 682 Member
    I could eat peanut butter and bacon for every meal, every day w/o suffering any adverse consequences

    edit to agree that yes, Karma would be instantaneous
  • fatgirlslove
    fatgirlslove Posts: 614 Member
    cheeseburgers are a "negative calorie" food :-) *sigh*
  • MariaAlbina
    MariaAlbina Posts: 130 Member
    Losing weight would make your boobs BIGGER.
  • jamaljohar
    jamaljohar Posts: 55
    Fat wouldnt exist
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    I had kit-kat yesterday because it has protein in it :o
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
    Losing weight would make your boobs BIGGER.
    NOOOOOOOOOOO! I am trying to lose weight to make my boobs disappear. What you suggest would be horrible. :(
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
    Carrying a 40-lb toddler or loads of laundry up and down 3 flights of stairs daily would ACTUALLY count as cardio...

    Oh, and men would have to have some kind of sympathetic nerve chip to make them feel labor pains.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Beer bellies and moobs would be a turn-on....
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    everyone would have the stamina and energy to work out as long as they wanted!!!
  • GemaG
    GemaG Posts: 142
    Doughnuts would have the same amount of calories as broccoli
    THIS THIS THIS :laugh:
  • chelchelt
    chelchelt Posts: 77 Member
    Carrying a 40-lb toddler or loads of laundry up and down 3 flights of stairs daily would ACTUALLY count as cardio...

    Oh, and men would have to have some kind of sympathetic nerve chip to make them feel labor pains.
    Agreed
  • cior
    cior Posts: 133 Member
    Frappuccino's would be the same calories as water!
  • HotMamaByVday
    HotMamaByVday Posts: 343 Member
    You could target where you lost fat first.
  • Mom0fTwo
    Mom0fTwo Posts: 326 Member
    allergies wouldn't exist and having babies wouldn't give you mom belly
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    after workout progress would look just like it does in Sims 2
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
    Wine would make you skinny. :love:
    Wait....you told me it did!!!!:grumble:
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    our pets would live as long as we do.
  • viser_haut
    viser_haut Posts: 97 Member
    There would be no poverty, or famine, or cancer, and skittles would rain down from the sky.
  • viser_haut
    viser_haut Posts: 97 Member
    our pets would live as long as we do.

    Oh, and this. :(
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