Out of the mouths of babes...

steadk

my daughter (18 mo.) calls apples 'bapples' and we try to point out animals, and now everytime she sees a puppy or bird or cat or anything else she says "see da caat?" see da pappi?" "see da burrd?" LOlz it gets me everytime!

luckyk26

My boyfriend was talking to my three and a half year old daughter about Mother's day coming up. He asks her if she was going to do something nice for me for mothers day. She replied (or more like yelled back at him, "But Steve, I don't even have a job!" I thought that was hysterical.

Two years ago at Christmas we asked her "What does Santa say" She replied "Ho HO HO" Then my mom asked her what Santa was bringing her for Christmas - she said "hoes".

va_va_voom

My 4 yo was sitting on the toilet. DH was at one end of the house and I was at the other. The bathroom is in the middle of the house. He let out the loudest, most prolonged fart that echoed in the toilet. DH and I both said, "Are you okay?" Our little man replied, "I'm fine guys. Can't a guy pass gas in peace?!!?"

This is awesome! :laugh:

rprussell2004

Last Week I burned 700 calories at the gym and my 8 year old says...Mom you just burned off a box of those Mike & Ike candies you use to eat.

Wow - that really puts it in perspective, doesn't it?

jkleon86

years ago after haveing 3 babies already so I was good size. I has my son (tddler, barely talking) in the bathtub with me . He was playing in the water fine until I stood up. He went into a crying fit and was mad at me cause I made the water go away.
He is 22 now and can make the water go away himself now

Shelbert79

My husband has been working on our landscaping and our 5 year old asked why daddy was so tired and sweaty, he told her because he's been shoveling and moving mulch. She rolled her eyes and said "Dad, you did dirt" like that's not a big deal!

x__abbi__x

My 6year old and I were walking through town and she pointed to a new gym that had opened and said "mummy you need to go there and then you will lose your fat belly"

Urm thanks for that Phebs

kenlad64

....After losing weight ( about 50 pounds) and going on an out of state trip my daughter mentioned to relatives that I was now the "travel size daddy"....

lordsangel

My 7 yr old nephew Christian has started watch the Biggest Loser with us and is addicted. He wrote a letter to his mom(not my sister, but his "real" mom) and told her how much le loved her and missed her and how badly she needed to go get on the show! She is overweight but she was pissed!!! We bride him to do his chores by telling him he'll burn calories and he will go above abd beyond to burn calories. I dont think he'll ever have a weight problem if he keeps it up. lol

HauteP1nk

One year me, my mom and my 5yr old sister celebrated Canada Day at this one park in Toronto. A few weeks later we were driving by the same park when my sister pointed to the park and yelled: Look, there's CANADA!

lol

avafrisbee

When I met my husbands family for the first time his youngest sister was 5. We had just arrived after a long flight and we were sitting having coffee and cake at the table and here she comes running down the hall completely naked with a piece of toilet paper stuck between her cheeks (not the ones on her face) and asked if I "like her long tail". I thought my husband was going to die trying not to laugh.

Same sister, same visit. I got strep throat and tonsillitis really really bad that visit. I was laying only half conscious in front of the fire and she kept asking me questions and poking me. My husband told her to "leave Ava alone, she's really sick and doesn't feel good" then in this really super whiny voice said "but it's haaaaaarrrrrrd!" I was so sick but I alternated between laughing and crying in pain.

lordsangel

My grandaughter last year was in a stage where she would hide back in a corner and fill her diper.
I was in my bedroom sorting some clothes from a box that was in the corner behind my exercise bike. I stepped backwards and hit my bare heel dead center on a piece on the bike the pain was so bad all I could do was draw that foot up and grunt with pain, My drandaughter was romping on the bed raises up on her knees and real serious asks. "Drandma drandma, are you pooping?

thats hilarious! :laugh:

avafrisbee

....After losing weight ( about 50 pounds) and going on an out of state trip my daughter mentioned to relatives that I was now the "travel size daddy"....

lololololololol

TrailRunner61

I took my nephew hiking up some pretty big hills and he got tired, stopped and told me that the hill was 'heavy'. lol

I had a niece over and she wanted a piece of cheese. I set it on the table and she had forgotten about it then picked it up a bit later and it flopped over. She says "MY CHEESE IS WEAK"!

When my son was little he would call yellow bananas, Lellow bamanas. I still find it hard to say it that way.

Also, and I just found this keepsake last winter.. One of my kids had a mother's day project in kindergarten and they had to write.. My mother is special because...... then say what they thought. He put down My mother is special because she runs in circles.

I was visiting my niece and her sons had a new puppy. I asked them if it was going to be a hunting dog. One of the boys said no and the other ( his cousin, 5) says, the only thing my dog hunts for is a place to poop!

butterfli7o

Last night in the car my 8-year old told me I looked pregnant. Thanks!!!

Sindari

My (then) 4 year old niece would put her hands on my SOL's belly and say "baby". Correct and cute right? Well then she went over to my brother and did the same, said "baby". His response was "no sweetie, not baby... BEER" lol

afres251

I don't have any kids, but I'm 10 years older than my youngest brother so I remember all his cute little antics. We lived in a town that had a lot of dairies and sheep farms. We would drive around town, and my mom and I would always point to the sheep and say, "Look Daniel. How cute!" We never realized that we never actually told him what the actual name of the sheep was until a few weeks later when he tugged on my shirt and said, "Meme, can you take me to see the how cutes?" I died! We thought it was so cute, I'm sure we neglected to tell them they were sheep for some time. Poor kid! lol..

Aquaduckie

These are great! I wish I could "like" all of them.
This last week as we were driving home from church, my two kids (ages 5 and 6) were fighting in the car. I got after them and then my son retorts, "Satan made me do it! Why am I getting in trouble for it?"
There have been many "magic moments" with my kids, just can't remember them all right now.

jl20whyd

Both my kids have said this....
When asked if they are behaving they reply with "we're being have"...lol

susieq101178

My 11 year old son, Alex, is an extremely sweet and sensitive little guy - although he thinks it's a riot to play with my "teacher arms" he's generally very supportive of me and my weight/figure/appearance. He even tries to "eat healthy" like me when it appeals to him and always asks how my workout was. Just a couple of days ago we were discussing going out to eat a few times while my mom was in town this weekend. I said something about it stressing me out because I've been so dilligent about my diet that I didn't want to risk derailing my progress. Then Alex (trying to be reassuring and guarantee a trip to Buffalo Wild Wings) says, "It's okay Mom - we love you no matter what shape you are." Such a pill.

Bumdrahp

my son use to call Jerk chicken chicken jerk
and when he wanted us to hold him...he'd reach his arms out and say"hold you" instead of hold me.lol
and couldnt say car he would say c*ck

one of his little girl friends use to call chalk c*ck
and chocolate c*cklette.lol

i am crying!!!!!!!!!!

ratherbeskiing

The little girl I babysit told me that "Fat people just bigger because they have more blood."


*She also thinks she is going on American Idol and is going to make up her own song so "they don't know when she messes up"

StrengthIDidntKnow

Friday night is movie night in our house. We told our daughter that we were going to start watching movies that my husband and I watched when we were her age. She sighs and asks us if that means they will all be in black and white.

ckes84

I was sitting at the dining room table with my 3 1/2 year-old niece coloring, while my sister and my mother were discussing my sister's marital problems. So my niece would not understand what my sister was saying she spelled it out to our mom. My niece asked me what her mother had just spelled. I replied "I think Mommy is talking to Grandma about Santa Claus" - my niece puts down her crayon, looks up at me, and says "Aunt Donna, you don't know how to spell either, huh?" She's now 6 and still treats me as if I'm a little "slow" LOL

ihateroses

Topic of the day in my middle school ESL class was "At the supermarket."

Me: "You need to buy apples. Who can you ask for help finding apples?"
Student: "Ghost Steve Jobs"

TrailRunner61

Here's another one I just thought of. I had 3 kids and I usually toted 1 or 2 of their friends around too so I always had a car full whenever we went anywhere. If the kids misbehaved I'd tell them that if they didn't knock it off they'd have to watch Laverne and Shirley. They would cry and say no no, no, nooo not Laverne and Shirley! Then one day when the kids were in Jr. High, one of them asked me what Laverne and Shirley was. They had no idea. LOL
Also if they misbehaved I'd tell them that I was going to sing the Oscar Mayer Weiner song. They would BEG me to stop and they straightened right up. I can NOT sing and it's so bad that I even lip sync in church so I don't have to hear myself.

greeneyes191

I bought my 2 year old granddaughter a new book to help her learn letters, colors, objects, words etc. I happpened to open the book to things that were green. I was showing her that the word at the top was "green" and that the frog was green, the grass was green, the leaf was green and on and on. When I finished she just looked at me and said: "GOOD JOB GRANDMA!!"

Hmmm, who's teaching who?!?!??

avafrisbee

My (then) 4 year old niece would put her hands on my SOL's belly and say "baby". Correct and cute right? Well then she went over to my brother and did the same, said "baby". His response was "no sweetie, not baby... BEER" lol

WIN!!!

mmtiernan

When my daughter was almost three, I had a particularly exasperating morning trying to get the two of us fed, dressed, lunches packed and out the door on time - she had been dawdling at everything in that way only a 3 year old can - I finally got her in the car and was mentally making sure that I hadn't forgotten anything when she reached up from her car seat, patted my cheek and said, "Hey there Sweet Cheeks! I love you!". The rest of the day went much better!

Same kid, fast forward 13 years and I'm at the football game where she is drum major. I wave at her as I pass by the stands, then as I'm leaving, I overhear another kid say, "Is THAT your MOM?!!?" to which my daughter replied, "The really buff one? Yep, that's her!".

That kid is definitely a keeper!

10acity

....After losing weight ( about 50 pounds) and going on an out of state trip my daughter mentioned to relatives that I was now the "travel size daddy"....

So cute!