Preparing for the zombie apocalypse....need allies.

TheOfficialEpic

There is strength in numbers. Add me up, and together we'll survive. ;D


I've been doing a lot of plyometrics, powerlifting, gymnastics, and mixed martial arts. I know it's coming and I want to be as prepared as possible. Anybody have any tips on training, weaponry, fashionable outfits and or swagger that could help me survive?....A few good recipes to help me survive on as little as possible would also be grately appreciated. So far I've just been mixing gorilla blood and protein powder together.

Andrea681

I'm in. I've got the weapons and I'm ready to go.

TheOfficialEpic

Now we need to hire a medic.

anoroc751

Gorrila Blood. Where did you get it? I have only been able to find small doses of orangutans blood online.

Ive been running alot too. They may not be fast but they never seem to tire out.

str8bowbabe

Im in and have good survival skills...

MystiqueASAP

Ooh, can I be bad @ss like Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil 2?

sometimes_blondie

I'm not a medic, but I'm a good shot! : )

AnneGenevieveS

I've already been recruited as the medic for another zombie apocalypse team. We can meet up and join forces!

jaxdiablo

Ex-airborne infantry and I was a combat lifesaver. So yeah, I'm down.

TheOfficialEpic

Looks like we're getting a pretty good crew together. Plenty of gunners so far, but still need a medic and somebody on lols. Also tomorrow I will be adding running to my preparations....running while not looking back to be more precise.

AnneGenevieveS

oh yeah, and they've got a lot of weapons and ammo. I've never shot any sort of weapon at anything before. haha, but I figure they can protect me. and I can run like no body's business

TheNewCrystal

Im in!

Rule number 1. Cardio!

Where is our rendevouz location once the Zombie Apocalypse commences?

epshinee

This really intrigued me. Count me in!

HarleyQuinn_12

Totally count me in for this one! :-)

OccupyFitness

I am good at screaming and putting band-aids on tight.

ZoeLifts

I'm in! We may need to add some sword/crossbow/battle axe training. Once the ZA happens, ammo could runout!

AnneGenevieveS

Oh, and there was this whole series of shows on the history channel about surviving the zombie apocalypse. You should watch those. I did. pretty awesome.

TheOfficialEpic

I'm wondering should I go sniper or heavy artillery.

jenbit

Im in I'm a nurse, a good shot and I cook lol

TheOfficialEpic

You had me at nurse and cook. Love a good multi-tasker yeh. Cheers

shellyburger

Ohhh man.

Count me on this one. I've got some survival skills (plus I've read the Zombie Survival Guide haha).

TheOfficialEpic

We should all settle on a training location soon. Till then I'm gonna be documenting my behind-the-scenes tomfoolery. Here, on my website, and my bodyspace account. Let the hijinks begin!!!

WoofBarkDonkey

I'm a nurse!

sshook990

dont know about medic however i am proficient in different medications and how they interact (i work in pharmacy at hospital)

bfvmg1

I got Weapons, Food and Water storage, and enough Ammo for a small country. I also have a RN and NPA in the house...so I got the medic covered! :bigsmile:

I also have lots of hand-hand training, but I am old and fat now so I have to rely on the weapons!

TheOfficialEpic

Holy schneikies!!

fawgeita

So in, I have no survivor skills, so I'm OK being the first to die, once it happens.

TheOfficialEpic

Excellent. You can be our decoy or bait. We'll make sure to mourn you for at LEAST five minutes, and one of us will go on to name our adopted child after you out of your sacrifice. Your legend will not die here.

2befit2

I'm a pharmacy tech I guess I can be an asset to the medic team :happy:

HowieTwoPointZero

Have enough engineering skills to make stuff work when it's broken. Know a bit about satellite internet so we can still get porn after the apocalypse.

mccarol1956

I am a nurse, I can do CPR, wipe your injured butts, sedate you when your DT'ing from lack of gorilla blood. I hear their is a shortage coming.