ABC game

Behavior_Modification

flat tire

jmuller06

giant sinkhole

boperoni10

headache

hughtwalker

I left the Sunday paper in the hall, so when I saw the paper there, I thought it was Sunday. By the time I realized it was Monday, it was too late, so I stayed home.

garnetsms

jailed

Behavior_Modification

Kitten Sale :blushing:

garnetsms

license revoked

hughtwalker

Mechanical Failure

alvalaurie

New thread on MFP - I got caught up in it!

garnetsms

overslept

boperoni10

orphanage donation drop

garnetsms

power outage

boperoni10

Quicky!!!!

hollyjane77

ran a red light and got pulled over

garnetsms

stepmom's, sister's husband's, second cousin's, son had surgery

boperoni10

TOOOOOOOOOO MANY SHOTS LAST NIGHT!

Behavior_Modification

underestimated the amount of time it would take to get ready

boperoni10

vital starbucks stop on the way in

spud_chick

was trapped in my alley parking space by the garbage trucks

facingfortyfierce

x-ray of my broken arm

spud_chick

young ne'er-do-wells captured and played keep-away with my briefcase and prevented me from entering my vehicle this morning

boperoni10

zipper got stuck and i peed mhy pants

boperoni10

SAYINGS


alls well that ends well

spud_chick

been there done that

boperoni10

change is good

spud_chick

don't look a gift horse in the mouth

rikwaynik

Everybody makes mistakes.

spud_chick

Find a penny, pick it up; all the day you'll have good luck.

spud_chick

Go west, young man.

Lindsay_N

Hide yo kids, Hide yo wives