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  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Xtra fabric on that dress would be a good idea....




    We were talking yesterday at the office, how we are not supposed to wear shorts, and capris are to be a certain length as well; however, the skirts we see coming in this office are quite a bit on the short side. Maybe I was just raised different???
  • Katrioustu
    Katrioustu Posts: 2,461 Member
    Yelling won't solve any of your problems!
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Zebra print is not for you doll!!!
  • Katrioustu
    Katrioustu Posts: 2,461 Member
    All right.... I think you've had enough!
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    New topic: Things to NOT say or talk about at a wedding


    And this one time he went to a party and he met this girl.......(speaking of someone other than the person he is marrying)
  • Katrioustu
    Katrioustu Posts: 2,461 Member
    Boy... doesn't she look fat in that dress?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Can someone pass the bride/groom a mint?
  • Katrioustu
    Katrioustu Posts: 2,461 Member
    Dear Lord, that is one ugly couple...
  • boperoni10
    boperoni10 Posts: 3,034
    everybody knows she marring him for $
  • spud_chick
    spud_chick Posts: 2,640 Member
    For a merciless shrew, she does a good job of beaming beatifically for the camera.
  • Soloud
    Soloud Posts: 220
    gee i banged your wife
  • spud_chick
    spud_chick Posts: 2,640 Member
    Hope there was a prenup...
  • AdriSaysRelax
    AdriSaysRelax Posts: 110
    It's not gonna last...
  • Katrioustu
    Katrioustu Posts: 2,461 Member
    Just to let you know, I slept with your husband, but don't worry... it was when you guys were on that little break fight of yours.
  • boperoni10
    boperoni10 Posts: 3,034
    knocked up is what I hear!
  • Katrioustu
    Katrioustu Posts: 2,461 Member
    Let's leave... I just pissed in the punch bowl...
  • boperoni10
    boperoni10 Posts: 3,034
    must have been the best she could do!
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    No, I don't think she's pregnant.
  • Katrioustu
    Katrioustu Posts: 2,461 Member
    Oh man that's an ugly dress
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    Pastor Dave is drunk already!
  • spud_chick
    spud_chick Posts: 2,640 Member
    Quite an affair! No, not the wedding, the one he's having with the ho in accounts receivables.
  • Katrioustu
    Katrioustu Posts: 2,461 Member
    Really? She chose those colors?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    She really should have thought this thru before saying yes!
  • Katrioustu
    Katrioustu Posts: 2,461 Member
    Toast! To the happy couple, may they never walk in on their husband banging two of your old high school rivals when you come back from your business trip early and want to surprise him, but nooooo he's gotta be.... *gets dragged away and mic ripped from hands*
  • boperoni10
    boperoni10 Posts: 3,034
    UMMM, what do you mean there is no alcohol at the reception?? Crap! I'm outta here.
  • Katrioustu
    Katrioustu Posts: 2,461 Member
    Vows? Who really follows those anymore?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Wow! I can not believe they are seriously going thru with this after all the years of turmoil.....
  • boperoni10
    boperoni10 Posts: 3,034
    XXX Porn Tapes will catch up to her.....he'll eventually find out.
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Young, dumb and full of ..... (I heard this stated about two very young people getting married)
  • Katrioustu
    Katrioustu Posts: 2,461 Member
    Zero chances that this is going to last...

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