ANSWERS ONLY

firedragon064

It's not long enough!

ZebraHead

It's not very big around, about like a coke bottle, but long lordie like a garden hose...

JeepBrah

maybe I zuk ya dik

lisa28115

that's a big fat one !!!

HelloSweetie4

thanks I got it from a guy I know

WingMan380

I don't think I would have admitted that!

Mrsmis78

You're crazy! I didn't do that!

Tamaralea88

I had to get a restraining order because he was constantly in my bushes...they are ruined now so I have to call the landscaper GRRRRR!!!

WingMan380

I will be your landscaper.........

MissC787

Just to surprise everyone.... I didn't take my meds today.

Tamaralea88

I will be your landscaper.........

haha

WingMan380

Nose zir ossifer, I'm a not totally dwunk yet, Ize onlwy haz 2 bers. (Holds up 4 fingers)

elenathegreat

I didn't realize this area of the park was considered "public" too...

lisa28115

The horse's name is "I'll have another"

WingMan380

I thought the sign said this was a "Pubic Park"

lisa28115

sounds like it sucks !!!

WingMan380

I picked up a chick on the street corner who's nick name was "Hoover"

MrsAngelique

He captured my heart with his smile

lisa28115

and thats how he fell off the barstool and broke his foot.

(true story)

lisa28115

POOF, be gone !!!

sirabe

Because I said so

WingMan380

But I don't want to

lisa28115

JUST RELAX

MrsAngelique

Help me

WingMan380

**singing** Here I come to save the day................

MrsAngelique

Ahhhh, Just on time!

WingMan380

Honest officer, the tree looked like it needed watering so I was watering it naturally.

lisa28115

damn, there's that drunk turtle again !!!

WingMan380

Honest Officer, that turtle was drunk as a skunk!

lisa28115

because I am smokin hot and I do what I want