Hey, I'm fat, did you know?

JSaltsea

I'm new here, loving the food counter, the best i've seen so far. I'm currently following Atkins, borderlining on Keto, which is the best diet i've tried so far, I could easily turn this into a lifestyle, if bread wasn't so damn tasty. Sugar is my biggest enemy, I weight over 300 lbs but not for long, I will soon descent into the abyss of 200 which is a whole different level of hell, but you know...

Nothing irritates me more than someone who scoffs at my attempts to lose weight. "WHAT!? No you aren't fat, quick someone get this woman a cheesecake and try not to make yourself puke while I get you a hamburger." Seriously, don't take me for an idiot. I think everyone has gone through these kinds of conversations before.

When signing up for myfitnesspal, I wrote that my 3 reasons to want to lose weight are as follow:

Roller Coaster
Car Sex (better sex in general)
Airplane seats

Let's not fool ourselves, looking better is the easiest thing to ignore, I just want to stop banging into shelves at the grocery store. Also, my profile picture shows what I look like in a cramped economy class airplane seat. The woman next to me had this "please kill me" look on her face for the whole 3 hours. My next trip to Cuba will be COMPLETELY different.

verbalriot

CAR SEX. Amazing reason.

Welcome, I love MFP, you will too.

crawforp

haha i hate when people say "you don't look fat" when you know you are. Annoying more than flattering

JSaltsea

I've never had sex in a car before, there's no way! LOL But it's on my thin list so, gotta do whatcha gotta do :P