What's the craziest thing you have tried to eat...

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  • cardiokitten
    cardiokitten Posts: 401 Member
    Whole cucumber, pouring french dressing on it then eating it bite by bite. I was in the passenger seat, but in a moving car that takes skill.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Whole cucumber, pouring french dressing on it then eating it bite by bite. I was in the passenger seat, but in a moving car that takes skill.
    Change french to ranch and you have quite the image.
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    Whole cucumber, pouring french dressing on it then eating it bite by bite. I was in the passenger seat, but in a moving car that takes skill.
    Change french to and you have quite the image.

    wait what? i know thats supposed to be tawdry.. but i think you missed a word..
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Whole cucumber, pouring french dressing on it then eating it bite by bite. I was in the passenger seat, but in a moving car that takes skill.
    Change french to and you have quite the image.

    wait what? i know thats supposed to be tawdry.. but i think you missed a word..
    I meant ranch...but perhaps blue cheese would have been funnier.
  • valerie521
    valerie521 Posts: 140 Member
    It wasn't me -- but I was witness to..

    A man driving his car, talking on the phone, eatings a heaping place of spaghetti on a saucer size plate
    steering with his knee

    did I mention HEAPING PILE ??? I still laugh about that to this day.

    Me, I try not to eat in my car :)
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    Whole cucumber, pouring french dressing on it then eating it bite by bite. I was in the passenger seat, but in a moving car that takes skill.
    Change french to and you have quite the image.

    wait what? i know thats supposed to be tawdry.. but i think you missed a word..
    I meant ranch...but perhaps blue cheese would have been funnier.

    blue cheese is stinky.. oh wait.. you mean because of the chunkyness.. got it..
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    It wasn't me -- but I was witness to..

    A man driving his car, talking on the phone, eatings a heaping place of spaghetti on a saucer size plate
    steering with his knee

    did I mention HEAPING PILE ??? I still laugh about that to this day.

    Me, I try not to eat in my car :)


    holy crap you saw me driving!!!
  • shelbynicole32
    shelbynicole32 Posts: 179 Member
    If anybody says soup I will be impressed.

    ^Actually yes in fact, potato bacon soup. I was in such a rush to get back to work so I made it a to go food.

    Epic failure.
  • JmeJinxx
    JmeJinxx Posts: 210 Member
    I usually only eat travel-friendly things like granola bars but while on a long drive I had a bag of ranch sunflower seeds on my passenger seat and was nomming them and on TWO SEPARATE OCCASIONS have had to hard brake and send them flying all over my floor. DOH.
  • bck80
    bck80 Posts: 81 Member
    the old me ? pretty much anything :tongue:
  • Captain_Tightpants
    Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
    Question: were you eating the Lo Mein with chopsticks?
  • DieVixen
    DieVixen Posts: 790 Member
    I usually dont eat when im driving i dont like to get grease on my phone
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    I usually dont eat when im driving i dont like to get grease on my phone

    do you have the new lg food phone? where you can eat it and it comes back?
  • Charliebarleymo
    Charliebarleymo Posts: 97
    I once fed someone a pot noodle while they drove. And I saw someone with a full plated roast dinner once.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    I once fed someone a poodle while they drove. And I saw someone with a full plated roast dinner once.
    I read it this way and actually LOL'd.
  • Brevans04
    Brevans04 Posts: 18
    Sushi, harder than it looks. And my fiance seems to always be able to eat a cheeseburger and dip it in ranch while driving... amazing.
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    I haven't ever been brave enough to attempt to eat anything crazy while driving BUT I have seen someone next to me eating a bowl of cereal! How in the hell...?
  • glonigan
    glonigan Posts: 82
    I've seen the bowl of cereal and a salad in a plastic bowl.. not at the same time but same person on the same stretch of road. Unfortunately for me my office moved and so I do not get to play the WTF game on my evening commute any longer.
  • mnishi
    mnishi Posts: 419 Member
    If anybody says soup I will be impressed.

    I have actually done this on many occasions, the trick is to utilize your cup holder.
  • twisted88
    twisted88 Posts: 294 Member
    Chinese food (honey walnut prawns) with chopsticks, french fries with ketchup, soup, sushi (with and without chopsticks), and many other things (all seperate occasions). WIth an almost hour commute to and from work, you get creative when you're hungry...
  • Darkskinned88
    Darkskinned88 Posts: 1,177 Member
    chinese chicken wings (i'd break lil pieces off and eat it like its a finger food smh)
    yogurt with granola
    and an orange #yolo
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    ****
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    awwww really??? i always forget this site is censored geez
  • susannamarie
    susannamarie Posts: 2,148 Member
    Man, there isn't much I have NOT tried to eat while driving.

    Except spaghetti.

    Anything you have to peel like oranges or boiled eggs isn't that great an idea though :P
  • Specialkayrina
    Specialkayrina Posts: 242 Member
    hahah that's funny but smoked chicken.. haha I was starving and it smelled so good I couldn't help but eat as soon as possible..hahah
  • EmilyTBD
    EmilyTBD Posts: 8
    I really awkwardly licked the Jello out of a snack cup once.
  • alapoint89
    alapoint89 Posts: 632
    i have eaten chinese fried rice with chopsticks while driving oh and orange chicken... it takes so much practice
  • TrailRunner61
    TrailRunner61 Posts: 2,505 Member
    I hate to admit it but...oatmeal. lol
  • fenrirGrey
    fenrirGrey Posts: 110 Member
    I guess most of you could use this: http://www.amazon.com/Wheelmate-Laptop-Steering-Wheel-Desk/dp/B000IZGIA8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1336678771&sr=8-1

    I really hope none of you live anywhere close to my commute :p
  • LovingLisa2012
    LovingLisa2012 Posts: 775 Member
    I can't eat and drive at all, I can't even attempt it. I'm lucky if I can eat in the passenger seat. Eating in the car is awful for me, I just haven't grasped the concept of it. :glasses:

    this ... thats why if i am a passenger, i get nuggets its easier than a burger or something
    and i can't drive and eat..

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