Ladies MFP names to keep creepers away

GasMasterFlash

SANDPAPERHANDYS!

Just when the folks behind the Saw movies thought that they'd run out of ideas...

TexanThom

Mommyto23cats
JillformerlyknownasBill
Twilightlova4eva

This made me laugh...

SuperAmie

FartsAlot

AlsoHasAPenis

connielancaster

all great names, but I can bet that those names will attract a different type of creepy guy

I agree....think I'll just stick with my name!

stevepierson

This has to be the most hilarious thread that I've read since joining MFP!!!

Thanks EVERYONE!!!

CallOnRo

PreyingMantis

SuperAmie

As a side note, it's interesting that a lot of the female commentors on this thread say they haven't been "creeped" by men. However, the only friend requests/messages I've received have been from females. Statistically that makes women more "creepy" in my book. Double standards abound as usual.

I havent been creeped by men.. but Ive been creeped by women......... I like it.

skinnywithin

OCTOMOM

BLUE WAFFLE

HPVONMY PEEPEE

HEMORPHIDITE1

CRUSTYCRAB

LOTLIZARD

DietingMommy08

illkillyou
illcheatonyou
thisbabycouldbeyours
pregnantandlookingforfather
areyouthefather
hagitha
biteandbleed

LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo

HiImChucky
MomtoaRottweiler
Ilovebugs

galegetsthin

@ the Lorena Bobbit fanclub - Since you can clearly empathize so well with a violent psychopath I'm assuming you must find it equally funny when a woman's genitalia gets mutilated? I mean...isn't it HILARIOUS to hear about 3rd world vaginal mutilation...especially when it's carried out by the woman's (PFFFFFT) HUSBAND! I mean...if you can laugh at psychotic expressions of misandry then you must get a chuckle out of its cultural counterpart, right? It's all part of being open-minded, after all.

And as far as the names...I think you can dig deeper and be more honest with them:

imworthless
wristcutter
2fat2fitinapicture
onlygoodforonething
empowered_through_affirmative_action
ispeakbeforeithink

And my personal favorite...

I_ASKED_FOR_IT

Those are FUNNY, aren't they?

As a side note, it's interesting that a lot of the female commentors on this thread say they haven't been "creeped" by men. However, the only friend requests/messages I've received have been from females. Statistically that makes women more "creepy" in my book. Double standards abound as usual.

Wow...... You know, they make pills for this type of thought processes. "statistically" there are FAR more females here than there are males, so that tells me that you would naturally get more female communication. And John Bobbitt is now a porn star....... Yeah, real tragic there....... One of the higher paid ones too.

And The mutilation in Kenya and Somalia (I assume is what you are speaking of) IS a tragedy. It is done to very young girls for cultural beliefs. It is done generally before age 10 to ensure virginity until they are traded off for their goats to some man 30 years her senior.

The John and Lorena case was one psycho woman who was JUST being a nutcase. You're argument is basing apples against oranges.

Lighten up and enjoy the humor in the thread overall. There are some creepy dudes here. There are plenty of creepy chicks too, but the creepy chicks don't see the creepy dudes as being creepy, and Men don't generally mind if a woman is being a bit creepy. Women have a higher liklihood of being "prudes" and therefore, will complain more loudly. It is not a double standard. The women who don't mind it, don't complain. I have a few male friends who have had to delete girls because they were just being waaaaay too creepy.

Carlito21

you guys are too funny...

I love : castrator and nutcracker LOL

Typhanee83

KrustyCouger

Shriveledwr!nkledTw@t

CobWebz4myVag

Strap.on.4.U

dlyeates

My name is fine because no one creeps me!!!

_Bob_

OnlyBangsHobos
SurpriseItsSyphillis
LookingForAHusband
MomOf4Bastards
YouShouldBeMyNextBabyDaddy

Sorry....... not as witty as I usually feel.

you really let us... I mean me, down this time :grumble:

cinnamon_gurl

scarlett_vixen

I have yet to see any creepers *sad face*

cnsmith2

Octomom.

Winner!

omg that is the winner lol

i_miss_donuts

First thread to make me literally LOL. Thanks MFP-ers

cannonsky

ICANHAZHERPES

:gonorrheaforyou:

CaLl0uSh0lez

IstalkU

Amber

You clever, clever man. That last one also works on girls

Hellbent_Heidi

I met a Japanese dude once named (and I'm spelling this phonetically) "itchycoochie"

I think that would work!

alimarieban

Ihidemyballs

AHahahahaha.... That is funny! ^

eliz_in_pink

eliz_in_pink works fine for me

JessieArt

C*ckBlock
CreepReporter
IsaidNO
ReadMyWednesdayFinger

new2locs

I met a Japanese dude once named (and I'm spelling this phonetically) "itchycoochie"

I think that would work!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

galegetsthin

OnlyBangsHobos
SurpriseItsSyphillis
LookingForAHusband
MomOf4Bastards
YouShouldBeMyNextBabyDaddy

Sorry....... not as witty as I usually feel.

you really let us... I mean me, down this time :grumble:

I know!!!!!!!! I should change my name to "NotAsFunnyAsIThinkIAM".

lordsangel

these names are so funny!:laugh: I almost choked on my lunch reading a few of them. :laugh:

_HeathBar_

Ushould_GetTested
DoesthismakemelookFAT
MyTacoSmellsLikeFish

plumnbagel

Ms. Jennie Talia-Burns

lickmybaconcakes

Dawn O’Keefe

BAMFMeredith

livingwithAIDS

Yeah, totally hilarious when people are living with AIDS. I'd for sure never want to be friends with somebody on the internet who had AIDS.

My dad lived with AIDS for several years before he had a massive stroke and died in 2010. Pretty sad that's the first thing you thought of as something to "keep creepers away."