Poop on my lawn

Amaywil

This is WAAAAAYYYYY TTTOOOOOO NIIICCEEEE!!!

It needs to be a lot more straight forward in case they are complete idiots.

I think I am going to make some bags like this LoL I won`t be as nice but I think it is a great idea ! ! ! ! ! !

maab_connor

this is good.


i was thinking more "if you don't scoop it, the next time you see it, it will be on fire on your doorstep. *smiley face*"

Lampy00512

"Pick your *kitten* up!"

litelight

the guy is a perp, and dastardly so! Poops right at the 2 mile mark? Boy, he's more accurate than most time keeping devices -- the atomic clock even has to be adjusted sometime!

stacygayle

Unclaimed dog poop will be cheerfully returned to owner.

This!!!

veganbaum

Its good for the grass

It's horrible for the grass. The main ingredient in dog food SHOULD be meat (unless you buy a cheap brand like Iams or Purina etc, then its ground corn) and that is not good fertilizer. Plus it gets into the water supply, AND GETS ON PEOPLES SHOES!!!

I'd be a little more concerned about all the chemical lawn fertilizers, weed killers, etc, that are used that can contaminate the water supply than dog poop.

rprussell2004

Unclaimed dog poop will be cheerfully returned to owner.

This!!!

I also liked the idea of putting a nonfunctional camera pointing at the scene of the crime.

Reminds me of a guy who would sit in his car outside of his house and point a hairdryer out the window at passing speeding cars.

They would always slow WAY the heck down because he looked like an undercover cop with a radar gun.

grimm1974

Okay, can anyone read Japanese? I really need to know what this sign says.

lorac321

Please leave your address so MY dog can poop in YOUR yard.

If your dogs poop; Please scoop.

RIP Sign that reads: Here lies the last dog who Pooped in my yard

WonderKP

I would advise against the kicking the dog part!! Some people might take it as a threat and report you for that. Our neighbor's dog poops on our lawn too and we have to clean it up. I'm pretty sure they trained her to do that too, but there isn't much we can do about it. We can say something to the neighbors, but a dog gets used to pooping in a particular spot, so I think we are just SOL.

what about putting up a fence or something?

LorryGuthrie

"If your dog craps on my lawn, I'll crap on yours"

I vote for this one! Hahaha!!

cessnaholly

Unclaimed dog poop will be cheerfully returned to owner.

I vote for this one. LOL

jfl613

"If your dog craps on my lawn, I'll crap on yours"

Like Jim Carrey in "Me, Myself, & Irene"!! lol lol

WilliamsJJ86

I don't mind a dog taking a **** on my lawn as long as the owner picks it up. I'd put on the sign "security camera's in place for proper dog identification for returning dog poop".

SteffieMark

Laurej

how bout instead of a sign, you leave the poop on the lawn, pour a little bacon grease on it and you tube the owners disgusted face when their dog comes by the next day and eats his own poop :happy:

HeealthyMee

I once had someone let their dog crap on my lawn as I was sitting in the kitchen, seeing this. I called out the window to the girl who looked up then got her dog to leave, in a hurry. I went outside, picked up the crap and followed her to her house and threw the bag at her (tied and closed, I'm not that mean lol) and said next time I'd call the cops. Hasn't happened since.

OMG you're my hero. lol

WonderKP

"Va-POO-rise!" Anyone?

va_va_voom

My favorite lol

JessieArt

how bout instead of a sign, you leave the poop on the lawn, pour a little bacon grease on it and you tube the owners disgusted face when their dog comes by the next day and eats his own poop :happy:

Oh my. I almost peed myself. Awesomeness!

kjhladky

Kicking a dog is bad. But throwing poop on a person is not!!! You are a sicko. I like that in a person!!! :-)

jfl613

Okay, can anyone read Japanese? I really need to know what this sign says.

The sign is asking dog owners to take home their dogs poo. But they use the word "Tsureru" [連れる[つれる]] which is usually used when you bring a living person or thing somewhere.

NiciS72

I once had someone let their dog crap on my lawn as I was sitting in the kitchen, seeing this. I called out the window to the girl who looked up then got her dog to leave, in a hurry. I went outside, picked up the crap and followed her to her house and threw the bag at her (tied and closed, I'm not that mean lol) and said next time I'd call the cops. Hasn't happened since.

I heart you! Seriously, I ask them if they need a bag when I see it and will go get one for them. When I walk my dogs I always have poop bags attached to the leash. There is just NO EXCUSE for it!

eprissel

I would go pick all of it up and set a nice mine field in front of every door of their house.

grapeeyes1

How about "Smile for the camera. All poop will be returned to owner. All videos will be posted on Youtube."

jlc1243

My dog has tummy problems. When I walk him, he squats, but nothing comes out. I carry baggies and pretend to pick up poop when he's finished because I want to avoid any problems or accusations from neighbors. I feel stupid doing it, but it has worked so far.

I've done this too! ha ha!

TourThePast

I haven't read all the replies, but when I bought my first house, and had a problem with my next door neighbour's dogs crapping all over my front lawn, my Grandmother scooped it all up and placed it right in front of their door, so they'd tread on it when they stepped out.

She also said, knowing they were home, and could hear - "Well my dear, if that doesn't work, it can only be considered fair to return any further excrement to them through their letter box".

Strangely enough, their dogs never strayed or crapped on my front garden after that day. I miss my Gran, she was amazing. :flowerforyou:

tnrown87

I haven't read all the replies, but when I bought my first house, and had a problem with my next door neighbour's dogs crapping all over my front lawn, my Grandmother scooped it all up and placed it right in front of their door, so they'd tread on it when they stepped out.

She also said, knowing they were home, and could hear - "Well my dear, if that doesn't work, it can only be considered fair to return any further excrement to them through their letter box".

Strangely enough, their dogs never strayed or crapped on my front garden after that day. I miss my Gran, she was amazing. :flowerforyou:

^^^^^^ This^^^^^^
:flowerforyou:

Kat51313

pick it up and leave it in their mail box with a little note tied to a stick hanging out the top like a flag - "you left this behind, thought you'd like it back!"

GasMasterFlash

You could always get your own dog, and she could eat the other dog's poop. Mine loves to do that.