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Oh no! You must have caught 'da gay'!0
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I went to a lot of effort to post this before the thread got deleted yesterday, so let me recycle some suggestions.
I'm not going to tell you that you cannot meet people on the internet, but I will tell you that starting a topic about it on the free-for-all section of a fitness website probably isn't the best way to go. There are certainly plenty of dating websites available to you.
Of course, I will give you some other tips on the ease of dating:
- Be accessible. The easiest way to find your beau is by being out there. Accept every invitation that you receive. You never know who you might meet at the Math Olympiad competition, even if you hate math.
- With that in mind, hedge your bets. You're looking for an athlete? Go to sporting events. Running events. Get involved in your community. While you may be able to find the one or two people who may fit your criteria on this website by propositioning the populace, you're going to have way more luck if you ask the same question within your own locality.
- Follow your hobbies. Let's say you love cooking. Take a cooking class. Take a risk...pair up with the lady or gentleman who has caught your fancy. Even if he or she is a dud, you're developing the confidence necessary to develop a foundling relationship. And if you're going to meet the King or Queen of your Dreams, it's nice to know that he has a shared interest or hobby.
- Don't get discouraged. Let's face it...anyone can argue "There are approximately 3.5 billion people of the opposite gender...where is the one for me?" Don't look at the numbers of everything.
- Tell your friends you're looking. Your friends know you. And they don't have to be playing matchmaker to say, "Hey, [you] might really like my friend from fencing class...maybe I'll make sure to invite him or her to the next 16th century Italian Art class where I know he'll be." Friends, coworkers, increase your community footprint.
- Don't let fear guide you. The worst thing you could ever hear is "No."*
- I find that all it takes to find a woman is to be witty, charming, well-dressed, have nice shoes, and a fake job. For most women, it seems, to find a man, you just have to be there.
Bonne chance.
-wtk
* That's not exactly true. If sticks and stones and words break your bones, then you might hear no in a mean way every once in a while. C'est la vie.0 -
Rule #1 Dont try
Rule #2 Go do sht you love
Rule #3 Dont hit on dudes
Rule #4 Smell delicious, be clean, tame the wild hairs
Rule #5 Workout alot
Rule #6 Care less about what having or not having a girl means about you
Rule #7 Prove to yourself you are awesome
Rule #8 Have a job, have a place to live without your parents, have a way of getting around
Rule #9 Make lots of friends and totally have a blast with them!
Rule #10 Be picky.
Reason #1 - we can smell that overly-willing prey BS a mile away and its just as wet blanket fun as when a desperate woman moves into your voicemail box
Reason #2 - because if you arent doing anything interesting, that you might share with someone else or even just being around likeminded people... then WTF are you doing? BORING
Reason #3 - Cause then we'll think youre gay and never bother you again for sex or dates or anything hetero
Reason #4 - cause most of us are suckers for a good smelling man. and most of us will walk away from someone that has ear hair blending with their sideburns, any BO that isnt fresh from a workout, scraggly messy hillbilly beards and goatees and soul patches, cheesy teeth or snot on your sleeve. Hopefully all of us would run from these things.
Reason #5 - because the ideal girl you want, probably has a nice body and care enough about herself to workout, because why should she be with a fluffy couch potato. because it will give you the happiness, confidence and self-propulsion to improve your life and your mood. because it teaches you that when you want something, you go get it - you dont ask for it to be handed to you. Thats so beta/gamma gross. Opposite of sexy? THinking the world owes you something.
Reason #6 - If you put too much weight in what having an SO means about you, then its too much pressure on someone else to fill that role. Realise that being in a relationship is about two people mixing themselves together, not one person displaying his new toy to the world.
Reason #7 - cause if you dont think so, neither will we
Reason #8 - cause if you dont have these things, you better have a really good reason
Reason #9 - cause then your whole world wont hang on whether or not this girl, or this girl, or tis girl, or this girl - likes you. And none of them will like you if you have no friends. Its creepy as f***
Reason #10 - Cause if you'll date anything that rubs up against your leg... how would that make us feel special at all...? Itll just make us feel like... we're the next convenient willing one........and we'll think about the last guy that was just willing.... and how we walked away.0 -
Rule #1 Dont try
Rule #2 Go do sht you love
Rule #3 Dont hit on dudes
Rule #4 Smell delicious, be clean, tame the wild hairs
Rule #5 Workout alot
Rule #6 Care less about what having or not having a girl means about you
Rule #7 Prove to yourself you are awesome
Rule #8 Have a job, have a place to live without your parents, have a way of getting around
Rule #9 Make lots of friends and totally have a blast with them!
Rule #10 Be picky.
Reason #1 - we can smell that overly-willing prey BS a mile away and its just as wet blanket fun as when a desperate woman moves into your voicemail box
Reason #2 - because if you arent doing anything interesting, that you might share with someone else or even just being around likeminded people... then WTF are you doing? BORING
Reason #3 - Cause then we'll think youre gay and never bother you again for sex or dates or anything hetero
Reason #4 - cause most of us are suckers for a good smelling man. and most of us will walk away from someone that has ear hair blending with their sideburns, any BO that isnt fresh from a workout, scraggly messy hillbilly beards and goatees and soul patches, cheesy teeth or snot on your sleeve. Hopefully all of us would run from these things.
Reason #5 - because the ideal girl you want, probably has a nice body and care enough about herself to workout, because why should she be with a fluffy couch potato. because it will give you the happiness, confidence and self-propulsion to improve your life and your mood. because it teaches you that when you want something, you go get it - you dont ask for it to be handed to you. Thats so beta/gamma gross. Opposite of sexy? THinking the world owes you something.
Reason #6 - If you put too much weight in what having an SO means about you, then its too much pressure on someone else to fill that role. Realise that being in a relationship is about two people mixing themselves together, not one person displaying his new toy to the world.
Reason #7 - cause if you dont think so, neither will we
Reason #8 - cause if you dont have these things, you better have a really good reason
Reason #9 - cause then your whole world wont hang on whether or not this girl, or this girl, or tis girl, or this girl - likes you. And none of them will like you if you have no friends. Its creepy as f***
Reason #10 - Cause if you'll date anything that rubs up against your leg... how would that make us feel special at all...? Itll just make us feel like... we're the next convenient willing one........and we'll think about the last guy that was just willing.... and how we walked away.
^^^ This! Awesome response Yoovie
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Rule #1 Dont try
Rule #2 Go do sht you love
Rule #3 Dont hit on dudes
Rule #4 Smell delicious, be clean, tame the wild hairs
Rule #5 Workout alot
Rule #6 Care less about what having or not having a girl means about you
Rule #7 Prove to yourself you are awesome
Rule #8 Have a job, have a place to live without your parents, have a way of getting around
Rule #9 Make lots of friends and totally have a blast with them!
Rule #10 Be picky.
Reason #1 - we can smell that overly-willing prey BS a mile away and its just as wet blanket fun as when a desperate woman moves into your voicemail box
Reason #2 - because if you arent doing anything interesting, that you might share with someone else or even just being around likeminded people... then WTF are you doing? BORING
Reason #3 - Cause then we'll think youre gay and never bother you again for sex or dates or anything hetero
Reason #4 - cause most of us are suckers for a good smelling man. and most of us will walk away from someone that has ear hair blending with their sideburns, any BO that isnt fresh from a workout, scraggly messy hillbilly beards and goatees and soul patches, cheesy teeth or snot on your sleeve. Hopefully all of us would run from these things.
Reason #5 - because the ideal girl you want, probably has a nice body and care enough about herself to workout, because why should she be with a fluffy couch potato. because it will give you the happiness, confidence and self-propulsion to improve your life and your mood. because it teaches you that when you want something, you go get it - you dont ask for it to be handed to you. Thats so beta/gamma gross. Opposite of sexy? THinking the world owes you something.
Reason #6 - If you put too much weight in what having an SO means about you, then its too much pressure on someone else to fill that role. Realise that being in a relationship is about two people mixing themselves together, not one person displaying his new toy to the world.
Reason #7 - cause if you dont think so, neither will we
Reason #8 - cause if you dont have these things, you better have a really good reason
Reason #9 - cause then your whole world wont hang on whether or not this girl, or this girl, or tis girl, or this girl - likes you. And none of them will like you if you have no friends. Its creepy as f***
Reason #10 - Cause if you'll date anything that rubs up against your leg... how would that make us feel special at all...? Itll just make us feel like... we're the next convenient willing one........and we'll think about the last guy that was just willing.... and how we walked away.
Hit it in one , I give this 5/5 duharforstået stars (not that they're worth anything though.)0 -
mine is just one step
Learn to play the guitar.0 -
yay stars!0
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Rule#11 play guitar. true story.0
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i practiced on a mannequin for 3 years i figure in a few months i myself might try a real woman too0
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Rule#11 play guitar. true story.
i slap diffrent size spoons on my naked body almost mastered flight of the bumble bee ,bet your guitar playing guy cant do thaaat0 -
You could always pay for one.0
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Step 1) Put cake in bear trap
Step 2) You got one!!0 -
You could always pay for one.
lol we allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll pay for it one way or the other thats a fact0 -
Rule#11 play guitar. true story.
i slap diffrent size spoons on my naked body almost mastered flight of the bumble bee ,bet your guitar playing guy cant do thaaat
betcha i dont want him to!0 -
just post an mfp pic with a guitar in your hand even if you cant play women will FR you. true story.0
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Go to Thailand, Philippines or Russia and buy a woman0
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Dress nice...doesn't have to be a tuxedo/suit etc.
CLEAN jeans and a nice CLEAN shirt.
I met a guy (blind date) and he brought his friend (we were going to meet my friend) and was wearing a hot pink tank top with pizza/spaghetti stains all down the front, and gray camo shorts. I was disgusted and made up a story about my friend having a family emergency, and we couldn't possibly go out with them that day. So I took off and ran far far away. true story.
Having a crotch rocket helps too...as in motorcycle. Chicks dig fast bikes.0 -
Rule #4 Smell delicious, be clean, tame the wild hairs
Reason #4 - cause most of us are suckers for a good smelling man. and most of us will walk away from someone that has ear hair blending with their sideburns, any BO that isnt fresh from a workout, scraggly messy hillbilly beards and goatees and soul patches, cheesy teeth or snot on your sleeve. Hopefully all of us would run from these things.
this!!^^^ tattoo this into your brain!!! nothing worse than a gorgeous funny man who has bad breath dirty teeth or dirty finger nails (when he works in an office with no excuse)
superficial maybe but its the truth0 -
Dress nice...doesn't have to be a tuxedo/suit etc.
CLEAN jeans and a nice CLEAN shirt.
I met a guy (blind date) and he brought his friend (we were going to meet my friend) and was wearing a hot pink tank top with pizza/spaghetti stains all down the front, and gray camo shorts. I was disgusted and made up a story about my friend having a family emergency, and we couldn't possibly go out with them that day. So I took off and ran far far away. true story.
Having a crotch rocket helps too...as in motorcycle. Chicks dig fast bikes.
I know you said "true story" but please please please tell me it wasn't.0 -
Having a crotch rocket helps too...as in motorcycle. Chicks dig fast bikes.
Not true they are a turn off to me and most girls I know.0 -
Step 1) Put cake in bear trap
Step 2) You got one!!
It must be chocolate0 -
Start treating them like crap.0
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Have confidence in yourself without being an arrogant douche bag. Confidence is very attractive to me!
Be friendly, but not to the point of overdoing it. I personally like I guy I can talk to and relate to.
Treat her with respect.
Take care of your appearance.
Just some ideas... best of luck! 0 -
Dress nice...doesn't have to be a tuxedo/suit etc.
CLEAN jeans and a nice CLEAN shirt.
I met a guy (blind date) and he brought his friend (we were going to meet my friend) and was wearing a hot pink tank top with pizza/spaghetti stains all down the front, and gray camo shorts. I was disgusted and made up a story about my friend having a family emergency, and we couldn't possibly go out with them that day. So I took off and ran far far away. true story.
Having a crotch rocket helps too...as in motorcycle. Chicks dig fast bikes.
I know you said "true story" but please please please tell me it wasn't.
sorry, but if a guy isn't going to take the time to put on a clean shirt, then I don't have the time to deal with him. He had also failed to take a shower or put on deodorant. His friend looked just as bad. If he had showered and put on a clean shirt, then i would have given him a chance.
[/quote] Not true they are a turn off to me and most girls I know. [/quote]
different strokes for different folks, I love a fast bike. 0 -
Step 1) Put cake in bear trap
Step 2) You got one!!0 -
Grab one by the hair, then drag her back to your cave.
That works for me! I grab a man by the ear though0 -
Having a crotch rocket helps too...as in motorcycle. Chicks dig fast bikes.
Not true they are a turn off to me and most girls I know.0 -
Be well endowed
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Be well endowed
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Wait......really? \m/just post an mfp pic with a guitar in your hand even if you cant play women will FR you. true story.
wonder why I spent so much time learning to play the damn thing \m/0
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