Funny pick up lines
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Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
Hopefully she's not a grammar nazi.0 -
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
Hopefully she's not a grammar nazi.
Hahaha was thinking the same exact thing. But it's corny line, nonetheless.0 -
A few more:
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.0 -
Did it hurt?
When you fell from heaven?0 -
Did it hurt?
When you fell from heaven?
Nice! :laugh:0 -
you got a quarter? so i can call my mom and tell her ive found the one.
are u tired? cuz you have been running through my mind all day.0 -
you got a quarter? so i can call my mom and tell her ive found the one.
are u tired? cuz you have been running through my mind all day.
Great! :laugh:0 -
I had this guy ask when at the gym while i was sweating like a pig on the treadmill, so here for a good work out? mind you its 530 am so I am not social to begin with LOL I looked at him with a straight face and said nope, here to do some grocery shopping do you know where the milk is? He left me alone after that lol0
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Hey can I borrow a kiss ?
I promise to give it back0 -
Hey can I borrow a kiss ?
I promise to give it back
Omg love it!!0 -
I had this guy ask when at the gym while i was sweating like a pig on the treadmill, so here for a good work out? mind you its 530 am so I am not social to begin with LOL I looked at him with a straight face and said nope, here to do some grocery shopping do you know where the milk is? He left me alone after that lol
lol! :laugh:0 -
I don't have a library card, but I'd like to check you out.
Did it hurt? [Did what hurt?] When you fell from heaven.0 -
I don't have a library card, but I'd like to check you out.
I have actually heard that one and thought it was hilarious :laugh:0 -
Wanna go out for pizza and a ****?(rhymes with duck)
What you don't like pizza?0 -
Hey can I borrow a kiss ?
I promise to give it back
That one's cute.0 -
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!0
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:happy: Here are few more my sent to me:
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.0 -
You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Love these!!:laugh:0 -
Now I have to add the best / cheeseist lines I've ever heard :smokin: :bigsmile:
If I fell for you, would you catch me?
I wish I was your tear so I could begin at your eyes, live my life on your cheek, and die at your lips.0 -
Hey can I borrow a kiss ?
I promise to give it back
I really like this one!0 -
Do you need prayer? Cuz I'd like to lay hands on you.0
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