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GTOgirl1969
GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
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Brain Farts: An involuntary, although sometimes totally expected, release of ignorance.

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  • sassiebritches
    sassiebritches Posts: 1,861 Member
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    Hoe-Down: A party or celebration often thrown for weddings or barn raising. Term Hoe-Down: Prostitute that has fallen after leaving John's car AND/OR drunk cheerleader at frat party who has tripped over her pom poms or her sister pie......:flowerforyou:
  • ksumme
    ksumme Posts: 283
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    polygon - a dead parrot. :tongue:
  • weaklink109
    weaklink109 Posts: 2,831 Member
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    BOAT (noun)-- A hole in the water surrounded by fiberglass or wood into which one pours endless quantities of money.:noway:
    Shower (on a boat); Although there is no substitute for direct experience, you can achieve the same level of water pressure as a shipboard shower by standing naked in a dark closet with a large wet dog.:laugh:

    (Thank you to "The Sailors Dictionary") Publisher unavailable as I don't know where my copy is at the moment. I just have a good memory.:laugh:
  • weaklink109
    weaklink109 Posts: 2,831 Member
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    polygon - a dead parrot. :tongue:

    Kid was told by teacher to use the word "politics" in a sentence. He replied.
    "My parrot, Polly, ate a watch and now polly-ticks":laugh:
  • MarteeBee
    MarteeBee Posts: 14
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    Ground Beef..............a cow with no legs......:laugh:
  • sassiebritches
    sassiebritches Posts: 1,861 Member
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    Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary

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