Things "They" say that you hate

JPod279
JPod279 Posts: 722 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
What are some of the things "they" say that you hate? For instance, I once had someone tell me that, "They say a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's." I told them, "I don't know about you, but my dog licks it's *kitten* so if your mouth is dirty than that I don't want to know where it has been." We were at a restaurant and the table next to us left. I got a lot of laughs out of that one.

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  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    I hate when "they" say they didn't fart, when clearly they did.
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    I hate when "they" say they didn't fart, when clearly they did.
    When "they" go on an internet forum to air personal issues in public. I told you -- it was the dog! :angry:
  • JPod279
    JPod279 Posts: 722 Member
    Luckily my dog has had some nasty gas lately so I can sneak one in every once in a while and the wife doesn't even suspect it is me. :bigsmile:
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    I hate when they talk about disgusting things loudly in restaurants.
  • _HeathBar_
    _HeathBar_ Posts: 902 Member
    "They" say you should take a shower every day, but really, who wants to do that!? That's that perfume is for, amiright?
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    I hate when "they" say they didn't fart, when clearly they did.
    When "they" go on an internet forum to air personal issues in public. I told you -- it was the dog! :angry:

    I hate when "they" make a private arguement public..NO ONE KNEW I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU! :angry:
  • sleepytexan
    sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
    who the hell are "they" anyway?
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    I hate when "they" say they didn't fart, when clearly they did.
    When "they" go on an internet forum to air personal issues in public. I told you -- it was the dog! :angry:
    I hate when "they" make a private arguement public..NO ONE KNEW I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU! :angry:
    "They" are sick of this *kitten*, and want "their" wheelbarrow that you borrowed six months ago back! :mad:
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