Hilarious

gatorginger

Important Health Message from Maxine

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, it suddenly
occurred to me that I don't really care.


Think about this:

1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.


2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.

3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.

4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.

And you're telling me to exercise? I don't think so. I'm retired. Go around me!

dragonbait0126

haha. That's so awesome. My new motto: I'm a tortoise.