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OMG don't even get me started. One summer I wanted to go liger hunting with my Uncle Jim, and my sister's fiance/cousin Rex. We were going to make really fun tents, tell lies by the campfire while drinking root beer and making smores. SMORES! Then for breakfast we were going to cook bacon and eggs. BACON! So I got my .22 rifle out and was ready to shoot those ligers like "pew pew pew!" and then I got a text from my wife. She said that I can't go on the trip. CAN'T GO ON THE TRIP! UGH! So I asked why? She said "Oh you know, and if you have to ask, then you are in big trouble". I was like OMG OMG OMG, what do I do? Very disappointed. So I had to tell Uncle Jim and my sister's fiance/cousin Rex that I couldn't go. They were like "why?" And I was like I don't know, but I can't ask my wife because she said I'd be in big trouble. UGH, WOMEN!0
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This entire thread is pointless. SOME women are just as bad as SOME men. You ladies act like your **** don't stink. I'm sure if given the opportunity, your man will present a whole laundry list of things about you that irritates him. I know there are several things about my wife that irritate me and vise versa.0
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install phone in kitchen.
never miss a call
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Yo wife is straight trippin yo.OMG don't even get me started. One summer I wanted to go liger hunting with my Uncle Jim, and my sister's fiance/cousin Rex. We were going to make really fun tents, tell lies by the campfire while drinking root beer and making smores. SMORES! Then for breakfast we were going to cook bacon and eggs. BACON! So I got my .22 rifle out and was ready to shoot those ligers like "pew pew pew!" and then I got a text from my wife. She said that I can't go on the trip. CAN'T GO ON THE TRIP! UGH! So I asked why? She said "Oh you know, and if you have to ask, then you are in big trouble". I was like OMG OMG OMG, what do I do? Very disappointed. So I had to tell Uncle Jim and my sister's fiance/cousin Rex that I couldn't go. They were like "why?" And I was like I don't know, but I can't ask my wife because she said I'd be in big trouble. UGH, WOMEN!0 -
You know what *I* hate?
I absolutely HATE when men offer me solutions to my problems.
I can't stand when they make me feel safe and protected.
Ugh! The way they hold doors open for me? Hate it.
Oh, and then there is the whole beautiful penis issue. My goodness. I just HATE when a man with a beautiful penis is around, especially when I have access to it. Awful, awful stuff.
Don't even get me started on the ones who know how to do handyman stuff around the house so I don't have to hire someone. Blech.0 -
Why guys shouldn't take messages:0
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My biases are not based on gender. I hate idiots, no matter what kind of equipment they have, crotchwise.0
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A lot of nagging and mothering going on in this thread.0
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No I'm not bashing men..my husband just ticked me off! I've told him several times before if you are going to pick up the phone make sure you get a detailed message if not let the phone ring and let whomever leave a message. Simple enough right? NO. This is how it goes HIM: Hey your friend left you a message. ME: Who? HIM: Umm not sure but she left a number for you to call and an extension. ME: Ok, so what's the number? HIM: I don’t know. ME: "CLICK"
Now why did he call me with no information? He has done this before. I've had doctors call me, family members! UGH MEN!! Lol
What does your mate do to tick you off?
I can't believe people still have land lines, LOL
My wife likes to move all my stuff, because I 'leave it ' in the wrong place 'she believes' yet she puts my stuff away in a different spot every time and will not reveal where she has put it....or that she has moved it...I even remodeled a hallway and made myself my own closet, just for my stuff, not for the kids or wife to use... but that has not solved the problem...It becomes a problem when I cannot locate my boots, or my belt and jacket and I need to head out for work...0 -
60+ textes daily to a female "friend" who he "forgot" to mention to that he was married. Ohhh thats why we are getting divorced.
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OMG don't even get me started. One summer I wanted to go liger hunting with my Uncle Jim, and my sister's fiance/cousin Rex. We were going to make really fun tents, tell lies by the campfire while drinking root beer and making smores. SMORES! Then for breakfast we were going to cook bacon and eggs. BACON! So I got my .22 rifle out and was ready to shoot those ligers like "pew pew pew!" and then I got a text from my wife. She said that I can't go on the trip. CAN'T GO ON THE TRIP! UGH! So I asked why? She said "Oh you know, and if you have to ask, then you are in big trouble". I was like OMG OMG OMG, what do I do? Very disappointed. So I had to tell Uncle Jim and my sister's fiance/cousin Rex that I couldn't go. They were like "why?" And I was like I don't know, but I can't ask my wife because she said I'd be in big trouble. UGH, WOMEN!
fiance/cousin?0 -
You know what *I* hate?
I absolutely HATE when men offer me solutions to my problems.
I can't stand when they make me feel safe and protected.
Ugh! The way they hold doors open for me? Hate it.
Oh, and then there is the whole beautiful penis issue. My goodness. I just HATE when a man with a beautiful penis is around, especially when I have access to it. Awful, awful stuff.
Don't even get me started on the ones who know how to do handyman stuff around the house so I don't have to hire someone. Blech.
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OMG don't even get me started. One summer I wanted to go liger hunting with my Uncle Jim, and my sister's fiance/cousin Rex. We were going to make really fun tents, tell lies by the campfire while drinking root beer and making smores. SMORES! Then for breakfast we were going to cook bacon and eggs. BACON! So I got my .22 rifle out and was ready to shoot those ligers like "pew pew pew!" and then I got a text from my wife. She said that I can't go on the trip. CAN'T GO ON THE TRIP! UGH! So I asked why? She said "Oh you know, and if you have to ask, then you are in big trouble". I was like OMG OMG OMG, what do I do? Very disappointed. So I had to tell Uncle Jim and my sister's fiance/cousin Rex that I couldn't go. They were like "why?" And I was like I don't know, but I can't ask my wife because she said I'd be in big trouble. UGH, WOMEN!
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60+ textes daily to a female "friend" who he "forgot" to mention to that he was married. Ohhh thats why we are getting divorced.
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That's only like a 30 minute conversation......can't men and women be friends? LOL0 -
Why guys shouldn't take messages:
LOLOL!0 -
This entire thread is pointless. SOME women are just as bad as SOME men. You ladies act like your **** don't stink. I'm sure if given the opportunity, your man will present a whole laundry list of things about you that irritates him. I know there are several things about my wife that irritate me and vise versa.
Well said!!!!0 -
60+ textes daily to a female "friend" who he "forgot" to mention to that he was married. Ohhh thats why we are getting divorced.
:mad:
That's only like a 30 minute conversation......can't men and women be friends? LOL
lol yes, to bad Verizon shows the time that all the messages were sent0 -
You know what *I* hate?
I absolutely HATE when men offer me solutions to my problems.
I can't stand when they make me feel safe and protected.
Ugh! The way they hold doors open for me? Hate it.
Oh, and then there is the whole beautiful penis issue. My goodness. I just HATE when a man with a beautiful penis is around, especially when I have access to it. Awful, awful stuff.
Don't even get me started on the ones who know how to do handyman stuff around the house so I don't have to hire someone. Blech.
Glad to know there are at least a few women that appreciate a good man!!!0 -
...uh...then I might have titled the thread "MY HUSBAND."No I'm not bashing men..my husband just ticked me off!
-wtk
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ohh gender-based generalizations :ohwell: ...so tired of the "ugh men" & "ugh women" threads0 -
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60+ textes daily to a female "friend" who he "forgot" to mention to that he was married. Ohhh thats why we are getting divorced.
:mad:
That's only like a 30 minute conversation......can't men and women be friends? LOL
lol yes, to bad Verizon shows the time that all the messages were sent
Must be a time you where not home.... I guess it depends on what they were saying...0 -
u gotta fk with him- be like 'oh was it ______ did she leave our flight number?'
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...uh...then I might have titled the thread "MY HUSBAND."No I'm not bashing men..my husband just ticked me off!
-wtk
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ohh gender-based generalizations :ohwell: ...so tired of the "ugh men" & "ugh women" threads
Ya so tired you just had to read all of it and comment.......haha0 -
*sigh* where to start...
a. He uses the last roll of tissue and doesn't say anything.
b. He goes to the store with a list but still comes home missing something.
c. His idea of funny is leaving the bathroom window (which is right in the shower) open, running outside to throw a cup of ice water on me before I get the hot water on.
A, at least he uses it and not clean hand towel
B, you didnt need that item
C, Its a science test to see your lady parts shrink in cold like his man parts0 -
awwwwww now you just made us all feel bad0 -
He eats faster than me.
I know that sounds silly, but this is what happens when he eats faster than me.... When he's done eating. He gets up an starts doing the dishes (OMG THAT'S HORRIBLE!) Then when he's done he starts telling me how wonderful he is and how lazy I am because he does EVERYTHING!
We've been married 33 years and it took a long time to train him to be a good husband, but what he's forgetting is that he may do a lot of things BUT I TRAINED HIM TO DO IT - and he doesn't need to rub it in my face!
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1.) Not lifting a finger to tidy up the flat
2.) Doesn't do the washing up
3.) Doesn't do any laundry
4.) Chews with her mouth open
No. 4 is actually the most irritating out of all of them! :grumble:0
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