Guess the weight of the person above you!

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  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    False.

    The next user eats cats.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Civet, once. Wasn't bad. Wasn't good.

    Maybe better if I cut fringe.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    MARRY BECAUSE HE LOWBALLED THE CRAP OUT OF MY WEIGHT.

    I would not, could not, in the rain.
    Not in the dark. Not on a train,
    Not in a car, Not in a tree.
    I do not like them, Sam, you see.
    Not in a house. Not in a box.
    Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.

    A man with a weird, multisyllabic name
    Thought that he could up his game
    Though soon he realized
    That his rhyming disguise
    Could not best that of others more trained.

    Marry the weighty poetess
    Lovely without a dress
    Today and every day
    Yes, that I would do
    If I could get away
    with writing such poo.
    You'd surrender your life
    And get stuck with a wife
    for the privilege of producing
    verbiage of your choosing?
    That's suicide, so choose:
    gun, sword, or knife?

    Each story-teller is master,
    or slave, whether he has her
    charms so captured
    Or in turn been enraptured
    Is it suicide, this killing?
    Jason went willing
    And for each sirens' song
    He played his lyre strong.

    For Greek mythos and lore
    I would go to the shore
    Of the black river Styx, and dare to row
    Where Odysseus, while living, also did go.
    This song is my last contribution
    An attempt to fix wrong with poetic ablution.
    For my lyrics cannot best
    Those of one who cites sirens and tests.
  • 2muchsauce
    2muchsauce Posts: 1,078
    130..........................125 after this weekend
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    130..........................125 after this weekend

    OLD.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    MARRY BECAUSE HE LOWBALLED THE CRAP OUT OF MY WEIGHT.

    I would not, could not, in the rain.
    Not in the dark. Not on a train,
    Not in a car, Not in a tree.
    I do not like them, Sam, you see.
    Not in a house. Not in a box.
    Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.

    A man with a weird, multisyllabic name
    Thought that he could up his game
    Though soon he realized
    That his rhyming disguise
    Could not best that of others more trained.

    Marry the weighty poetess
    Lovely without a dress
    Today and every day
    Yes, that I would do
    If I could get away
    with writing such poo.
    You'd surrender your life
    And get stuck with a wife
    for the privilege of producing
    verbiage of your choosing?
    That's suicide, so choose:
    gun, sword, or knife?

    Each story-teller is master,
    or slave, whether he has her
    charms so captured
    Or in turn been enraptured
    Is it suicide, this killing?
    Jason went willing
    And for each sirens' song
    He played his lyre strong.

    For Greek mythos and lore
    I would go to the shore
    Of the black river Styx, and dare to row
    Where Odysseus, while living, also did go.
    This song is my last contribution
    An attempt to fix wrong with poetic ablution.
    For my lyrics cannot best
    Those of one who cites sirens and tests.

    I too have come to an end
    And if we must answer "would bang"
    And talk of suicide or who'd hang
    You certainly didn't fizzle or drizzle
    I've seen you around and you sizzle.

    And crossing that river I'm speechless
    My rhyme next to yours is quite worthless
    I've not yet got coin for Charon
    I'd love to go on and on
    Yet even that journey must end.

    Goodnight.
  • 2muchsauce
    2muchsauce Posts: 1,078
    .
  • 2muchsauce
    2muchsauce Posts: 1,078
    130..........................125 after this weekend

    OLD.

    You're right :(
  • fitfreakymom
    fitfreakymom Posts: 1,400 Member
    This is a scary game to play, guessing a womans weight. 140?


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    *ducks in case I am off and get something thrown at me*

    LOL you are very flattering I am about 155 ish
    you made my day lol
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
    155 ish
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    155 ish

    4
  • mikeholdsworth
    mikeholdsworth Posts: 15 Member
    tyler 215lbs
  • harunosakura
    harunosakura Posts: 223 Member
    190
  • mikeholdsworth
    mikeholdsworth Posts: 15 Member
    Your the best....

    117lbs
  • lucycassingena
    lucycassingena Posts: 110
    200Ibs - Men I have Noooo clue

    I'm 5 ft 4
  • susheetush
    susheetush Posts: 621 Member
    125lbs
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    @Lucy 130 (fingers crossed)
    @sushi 135
  • lucycassingena
    lucycassingena Posts: 110
    @Lucy 130 (fingers crossed)
    @sushi 135

    122.5 ow :( lol

    Although 125-130 - probably was in that photo actually

    and you 120?
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
    This thread is dangerous lol because I don't know her height it difficult to say she looks about 110lbs
  • crazy4oats
    crazy4oats Posts: 7
    125-ish?
  • tnt008
    tnt008 Posts: 1,370 Member
    130 lbs
  • amberbabb26
    amberbabb26 Posts: 94 Member
    160 or 170 hard to tell bout guys with muscles.
  • MizVandyk
    MizVandyk Posts: 602 Member
    140
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    132!
  • xxanishxx
    xxanishxx Posts: 212
    135
  • mamxo22
    mamxo22 Posts: 84
    175
  • bocana38
    bocana38 Posts: 85
    Hard to tell but maybe 125
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    180? i feel like this is a trap thread.
  • Game8
    Game8 Posts: 442
    With these boobs, I'd say at least 150lb

    Hint: Mine starts with 2
  • DawnieB1977
    DawnieB1977 Posts: 4,248 Member
    Game8 - 215?
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