I wish I could ???? Right now

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  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    pinch off that big loaf thats been putting pressure on the inner walls of my anal cavity all day...
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    I wish I could go on a hunting trip with my uncle looking for ligers. I want to take my gun, aim it at them, and go "pew pew pew!" and knock them down. Then I can run up to them and see if they are dead. If they are, I can take their skin and make a blanket with them and eat their meat. It will be so fun because I can cook the meat at a BBQ and have all of my family over, like Uncle Bob, Ma, Pa, Brother Jarvis, my sister Daisy, and her fiance/cousin, Rex. Then we can watch movies alllll night long, share scary stories by a fire and make smores. SMORES! Then at bedtime, we can pretend like we are sleeping, then when Ma and Pa leave, get up and have a big pillow fight in the dark! Then after the pillow fight we can crawl in our sleeping bags and fall asleep. Wake up the next morning and have waffles! MMMM YUM!! I want extra butter and maple syrup on mine. Oh, and have bacon on the side. BACON! OMG I want this right now.

    Whoa! You had me at ligers...

    then Pew Pew Pew....

    then SMORES...

    then Waffles...

    then Bacon!

    Maybe i am your long lost sister Daisy ! :laugh:

    HI DAISY!!!! I LOVE YOUR WAFFLE!
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    ...find a belt made from space age fabric that would melt the fat away, allowing it to be expelled as vapor from my *kitten*...
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    I wish I could go on a hunting trip with my uncle looking for ligers. I want to take my gun, aim it at them, and go "pew pew pew!" and knock them down. Then I can run up to them and see if they are dead. If they are, I can take their skin and make a blanket with them and eat their meat. It will be so fun because I can cook the meat at a BBQ and have all of my family over, like Uncle Bob, Ma, Pa, Brother Jarvis, my sister Daisy, and her fiance/cousin, Rex. Then we can watch movies alllll night long, share scary stories by a fire and make smores. SMORES! Then at bedtime, we can pretend like we are sleeping, then when Ma and Pa leave, get up and have a big pillow fight in the dark! Then after the pillow fight we can crawl in our sleeping bags and fall asleep. Wake up the next morning and have waffles! MMMM YUM!! I want extra butter and maple syrup on mine. Oh, and have bacon on the side. BACON! OMG I want this right now.

    Liger bacon? Trust me - it's delicious!

    It truly is a magnificent flavor. It's just as delicious as beer (bear + deer breed).
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    I wish I could go on a hunting trip with my uncle looking for ligers. I want to take my gun, aim it at them, and go "pew pew pew!" and knock them down. Then I can run up to them and see if they are dead. If they are, I can take their skin and make a blanket with them and eat their meat. It will be so fun because I can cook the meat at a BBQ and have all of my family over, like Uncle Bob, Ma, Pa, Brother Jarvis, my sister Daisy, and her fiance/cousin, Rex. Then we can watch movies alllll night long, share scary stories by a fire and make smores. SMORES! Then at bedtime, we can pretend like we are sleeping, then when Ma and Pa leave, get up and have a big pillow fight in the dark! Then after the pillow fight we can crawl in our sleeping bags and fall asleep. Wake up the next morning and have waffles! MMMM YUM!! I want extra butter and maple syrup on mine. Oh, and have bacon on the side. BACON! OMG I want this right now.

    Whoa! You had me at ligers...

    then Pew Pew Pew....

    then SMORES...

    then Waffles...

    then Bacon!

    Maybe i am your long lost sister Daisy ! :laugh:

    HI DAISY!!!! I LOVE YOUR WAFFLE!

    Is it blue?
  • Rikki444
    Rikki444 Posts: 326 Member
    Go to the beach......
  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
    1. Baseball game
    2. Beer
    3. Some bacon
    4. More beer
    5. Sun
  • skinnylove00
    skinnylove00 Posts: 662 Member
    EAT WITHOUT GAININ WEIGHT DAMMMMMMIT
  • mevalentina
    mevalentina Posts: 362 Member
    afternoon delight :)
    Sounds perfect!
  • SkettiGurl
    SkettiGurl Posts: 186 Member
    Go to sleep...actually anything but be at work! :)
  • akaporn
    akaporn Posts: 231 Member
    actually... I wish i was having a gym date, followed by a naughty shower then jump to the bed, burn off the rest of beast mode, have a sandwich and pass the **** out in a tangle.

    I like that idea.
  • kr1ssy23
    kr1ssy23 Posts: 270 Member
    Go back about 5 years and do EVERYTHING right and fix every dumbass mistake I ever made :)
  • Tandksmommy11
    Tandksmommy11 Posts: 399 Member
    *Have things work out in my favor.

    *Eat a pan full of brownies!
  • aproc
    aproc Posts: 1,033 Member
    Be in my bf's bed and getting some nice cardio in. ;P or just sleeping. It's a comfy bed...

    or just working and staying busy right now would be nice as well.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Leave work already!! Happy hour is calling my name! :drinker:
  • akaporn
    akaporn Posts: 231 Member
    Have an all-day soccer clinic with David Beckham. I always want to be able to control the ball the way he does.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    today I want to skip work and go for a ten mile run along the coast at Coney island.

    So Im gonna do that Sunday.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    I wish I could go on a hunting trip with my uncle looking for ligers. I want to take my gun, aim it at them, and go "pew pew pew!" and knock them down. Then I can run up to them and see if they are dead. If they are, I can take their skin and make a blanket with them and eat their meat. It will be so fun because I can cook the meat at a BBQ and have all of my family over, like Uncle Bob, Ma, Pa, Brother Jarvis, my sister Daisy, and her fiance/cousin, Rex. Then we can watch movies alllll night long, share scary stories by a fire and make smores. SMORES! Then at bedtime, we can pretend like we are sleeping, then when Ma and Pa leave, get up and have a big pillow fight in the dark! Then after the pillow fight we can crawl in our sleeping bags and fall asleep. Wake up the next morning and have waffles! MMMM YUM!! I want extra butter and maple syrup on mine. Oh, and have bacon on the side. BACON! OMG I want this right now.

    Whoa! You had me at ligers...

    then Pew Pew Pew....

    then SMORES...

    then Waffles...

    then Bacon!

    Maybe i am your long lost sister Daisy ! :laugh:

    this
  • warmachinejt
    warmachinejt Posts: 2,162 Member
    laying on the beach with about 80 F degrees and a slight warm breeze while listening to cheesy boy band tunes

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