Five things women say that men can't stand:

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x12jenar13x
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1. "Nothing" - As in the answer to, "What's wrong?"
2. "It's fine" - When it's clearly not fine.
3. "Whatever" - It's a cop-out. You know it, we know it. So be it.
4. "We need to talk" - Strikes fear in the hearts of men globally.
5. Nothing at all - As in, we say nothing. That's when they know something is really, really wrong.


My wife uses all five.....why can't she just pick 2 from that list.

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  • Cocochickdeleted
    Cocochickdeleted Posts: 343 Member
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    I have used all of these at one time or another. Maybe I should go and apologize to my husband now. :-p
  • crazy8ts
    crazy8ts Posts: 360
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    1. "Nothing" - As in the answer to, "What's wrong?"
    2. "It's fine" - When it's clearly not fine.
    3. "Whatever" - It's a cop-out. You know it, we know it. So be it.
    4. "We need to talk" - Strikes fear in the hearts of men globally.
    5. Nothing at all - As in, we say nothing. That's when they know something is really, really wrong.


    My wife uses all five.....why can't she just pick 2 from that list.

    All dead on... and completely cringe-worthy
  • saraann4
    saraann4 Posts: 1,312 Member
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    Men do the same thing in their own way!!

    1. Me: What do you want to eat? Him: I don't care, what do you want? Me: How about chicken? Him: nahhh not feeling chicken Me: So what do you want? Him: I don't care

    2. Him: We have to go to a family function this weekend Me: Ok, who's all going to be there? Him: Steve, Stacey, Chris, yadda yadda, but you don't have to go if you don't want to Me: Did I say I didn't want to go?

    I could go on, but seriously, you guys do the same thing!
  • anelahm
    anelahm Posts: 237 Member
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    my boyfriend at the time used to get irritated when i said "up to you" when asked where we want to go, where we want to eat, or what we want to do. lol.
  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
    LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo Posts: 3,634 Member
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    1. "Nothing" - As in the answer to, "What's wrong?"
    2. "It's fine" - When it's clearly not fine.
    3. "Whatever" - It's a cop-out. You know it, we know it. So be it.
    4. "We need to talk" - Strikes fear in the hearts of men globally.
    5. Nothing at all - As in, we say nothing. That's when they know something is really, really wrong.


    My wife uses all five.....why can't she just pick 2 from that list.

    That's what my boyfriend used (except number 4) when we talked the other day :grumble:
  • ladytinkerbell99
    ladytinkerbell99 Posts: 970 Member
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    Men do the same thing in their own way!!

    1. Me: What do you want to eat? Him: I don't care, what do you want? Me: How about chicken? Him: nahhh not feeling chicken Me: So what do you want? Him: I don't care

    2. Him: We have to go to a family function this weekend Me: Ok, who's all going to be there? Him: Steve, Stacey, Chris, yadda yadda, but you don't have to go if you don't want to Me: Did I say I didn't want to go?

    I could go on, but seriously, you guys do the same thing!

    ^ You are dead on about men. Men in my life had done/said the same thing. :grumble:
  • StarvingKyy
    StarvingKyy Posts: 88 Member
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    my best friend jonah gets irritated with me alot

    me: do i look fat in this?
    jonah: *not paying attention at all watsoever* ya, ky, like a hog.
    me: really..?
    jonah: no, ky i was kidding you look fantastic
    me: no i dont i look fat
    jonah: kylah you look fine, honestly!
    me: I'm going to go change.. :,(
    jonah: i was kidding, ky your super skinny, don't change!
    me: *leaving to go change*
    jonah: *all frusterated* EAT A CHEESEBURGER OR SOMETHING!!
    me: *shouting down the hall* I. AM. VEGETARIAN!!

    but he also tics me off sometimes.

    me: there jeans on sale at macys, what size do you wear?
    jonah: i dont no
    me: i'm picking up food before heading to class, what do you want to eat?
    jonah: i don't know
    me: where do you want to go on your birthday?
    jonah: i dont know.
    me: what movie do you want to watch?
    jonah: i don't know
    me: i'm grabbing a soda, what do you want?
    jonah: i don't know

    me: do you not know?
    jonah: i dont know

    Made up the last part, but honeslty the boy doesnt know ANYTHING!! -_-
  • 152dbs
    152dbs Posts: 116 Member
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    thats lack of decision making skills...if my wife asks me something that i feel 1 way or the other, ill tell her. if i leave it up to her i cant b!tch.
  • x12jenar13x
    x12jenar13x Posts: 15
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    things men say that women can't stand:
    1. "Let me call you back" - Thanks. Now we know we'll be hearing from you on 33rd of Neveruary.
    2. "Babe, we cool." - So you're just using me for cocoa and I'll never meet your mother.
    3. "She's just a friend." - Really tho?
    4. "Did you say something?" - Weren't you listening?
    5. Nothing at all accompanied by a shrug. - As in, the sanswer to "Can you go by the store? Did you take out the trash? Did you hear the last five things I said? Do you love me?" The male shrug is epic in its ability to enrage while saying nothing at all.


    found the list for men....jeeze ladies calm down, im just posting what I found online. ***I've used #3***
  • Debbe2
    Debbe2 Posts: 2,071 Member
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    How do I look in this?
    What are you thinking about?
    Which outfit looks better on me?
    I'm bored.
    I'm angry.
  • MrsAngelique
    MrsAngelique Posts: 164 Member
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    How about 5 lies women hate about men...

    If I had another girl I would say so (Then you find a few numbers in his wallet)

    I am with you because I love you (But treat you like nothing)

    If I did not love you, I would leave you (but does not leave or show you love )

    I do all this for you (but nags about everything and every small detail)

    If you are not happy you can leave (But then acts like he want you to stay)
  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
    LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo Posts: 3,634 Member
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    things men say that women can't stand:
    1. "Let me call you back" - Thanks. Now we know we'll be hearing from you on 33rd of Neveruary.
    2. "Babe, we cool." - So you're just using me for cocoa and I'll never meet your mother.
    3. "She's just a friend." - Really tho?
    4. "Did you say something?" - Weren't you listening?
    5. Nothing at all accompanied by a shrug. - As in, the sanswer to "Can you go by the store? Did you take out the trash? Did you hear the last five things I said? Do you love me?" The male shrug is epic in its ability to enrage while saying nothing at all.


    found the list for men....jeeze ladies calm down, im just posting what I found online. ***I've used #3***

    my boyfriend is using #5 on me especially whenever I ask him "Do you love me?" :grumble:
  • MrsAngelique
    MrsAngelique Posts: 164 Member
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    Here is 5 more things some men may hate about women.

    1. Ah hum ....( like in, yeah sure! Right! )
    2. If you say so.... ( like in, only you would fall for this)
    3. Interesting ( like in, your weird)
    4. Oh, I see.. (Like in, is this the way it works? Wait to I pay you back!)
    5. Is that what you believe? (Like in, how can you be so naïve?)

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