Beer Cleanse

_Timmeh_

Has anyone tried this? I've got a lot of crap built up from years of over eating and I want to cleanse it out.
My friends brother told me about this.

Apparently their are two types of this cleanse.

Toilet Cleansing vs. Reverse Cleansing

The Great Beer Cleanse provides two ways to "cleanse." The "Toilet Cleanse" typically comes the morning after a night of Pre-Cleansing (beer enjoyment). The "Reverse Cleanse" is a more aggressive approach, where one opts to Pre-Cleanse until one's stomach decides to rid itself of its contents. Many Beer Cleansers choose to eat something delicious yet fattening, like buffalo wings, on Reverse Cleanse nights.

So which is better? Well, I can't recommend frequent reverse cleansing. Sure, you get to eat wings, but frankly, it's a waste of money, especially if you've been drinking good beer. Plus, I'm pretty sure drinking to the point of regurgitation is good for neither your throat nor your soul. And yes, drinking beer affects your soul. The better the beer, the better your soul will feel.

It is for those reasons that I am support the Toilet Cleanse, also called the Morning After Cleanse. Just enjoy a night or twelve of ingesting the delicious beers of your choice, and reap the intestinal-clearing benefits the next morning.

GasMasterFlash

I remember reading that Budweiser and eggs does the trick. Best wishes on your cleansing journey. Namaste.

siobhancmorrow

I don't understand what the health benefit of this would be ?

Sp1nGoddess

I personally prefer a margarita cleanse, the lime juice helps to alkalinize the body.

mom2gar

If beer and wings cleansed me, I wouldn't be fat. Good luck Sir.

Scott613

I started mixing my protein shakes with beer. I stumbled upon this cleanse myself. Thinking of writing a book on it.

ArroganceInStep

SO...MUCH...WIN

HelloSweetie4

I enjoy a good jack and coke cleanse myself :drinker:

_Timmeh_

I don't understand what the health benefit of this would be ?

it would help me cleanse. My friends brother is an expert.

pamelad77

Im sure a curry with the beer would help the cleanse better than wings

JennW130

can i replace the wings with a BLT?

_Timmeh_

can i replace the wings with a BLT?

Yes! Low sodium bacon though.

littlemoonsandy

MMMmmMMmm BEER :laugh:

Sierra_419

this is funny .. lol

kristen6022

If beer and wings cleansed me, I wouldn't be fat. Good luck Sir.

This...

indiedoll

Personally I prefer a wine cleanse so I get all those antioxidants in there.

budhandy

I found out vodka cleanses me out pretty well the next day plus taco bell gives it that extra push! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ArroganceInStep

this is funny .. lol

If by this you mean the folks for whom this went straight over their heads? Why yes! Yes, it is.


If by this you mean the actual OP? Well that's true too.

amruden

my 2 cups of coffee help me *cleanse* everyday... about mid morning.

hdsqrl

This post wins 400 internets. Well done, and happy cleansing! :drinker:

brendansmom1

I think the proper way to do this would to be to add a piece of pizza along with the wings and beer...

chubby_checkers

I've heard Natural Light and White Castle works really well.

xlolitabandita

I drank nothing but straight vodka for 2 weeks, and now my insides are extra clean and sanitized.

meg7399

I have learned that wine followed by liquor is the best way to cleanse immediately. But for morning after cleansing I do prefer beer.

meg7399

I don't understand what the health benefit of this would be ?

Must be sad to know the interwebz are laughing at you right about now...huh

ElizabethRoad

I don't understand what the health benefit of this would be ?

Must be sad to know the interwebz are laughing at you right about now...huh

That only applies if she actually realizes it.

ElizabethRoad

If beer and wings cleansed me, I wouldn't be fat. Good luck Sir.

Actually you would, because cleansing does not have anything to do with fat loss.

infamousmk

Pretty sure the reason I didn't gain weight while single (and living on bar food and beer) was because of the cleansing effects.



Let's just say a last-call shot of Crown Royal will pretty much seal the deal on both cleanses for me.

BigDaddyBRC

I prefer the Habanero Tequila cleanse.

jfan175

You mean you're supposed to drink it? Damn, I put it in the other end. Don't tell my wife, I used her good kitchen funnel.

infamousmk

You mean you're supposed to drink it? Damn, I put it in the other end. Don't tell my wife, I used her good kitchen funnel.

What a horrible waste of beer.