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Mood of a woman and mood of a man

icandoit
icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
edited September 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
Ok, I have to post just one more. Just had to share this one too.

Moods of a Woman

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in range, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk;
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

~~~~~~~~~~

Moods of a Man

Horny.

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  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
    Ok, I have to post just one more. Just had to share this one too.

    Moods of a Woman

    An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
    A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
    She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
    But will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.
    Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
    She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
    She'll win you in range, enchant you in silk,
    She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk;
    At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
    She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

    ~~~~~~~~~~

    Moods of a Man

    Horny.
  • kistinbee
    kistinbee Posts: 3,688 Member
    This is good!!!:laugh:
  • You forgot to add that this can all happen under ten seconds:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .
  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
    You forgot to add that this can all happen under ten seconds:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .
    :laugh:
  • VERY cute.
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