I need help to decipher some "chickspeak."

usernamejoe

Reply back with STFU !

No seriosly, don't do that... LOL!!

TY is thank you as stated in the previous 52 replies...

GasMasterFlash

Ty:-} = You are such a worthless, lazy, good for nothing slob. I'm so sick of you that I can barely come home at night. I'm through. I'm tired of picking up your dirty clothes off of the floor and making you dinner every night for you to just sit there and contribute nothing. We used to be a great team but ever since you lost your job things have only gotten worse and worse. First, you stopped paying attention to me. Then, you stopped playing with the kids. Now all you ever do is play video games and watch TV. What happened to the days when we worked side by side as a team? Don't you miss them? Do you ever miss working in the garden together? We haven't even had one for three years because I can't get you to plow it up. I know that you have been through a hard time and I'm not trying to be insensitive to that. I just feel like you've given up. I mean you've had plenty of opportunity to pick yourself back up off of the ground and get started again. I'm not even talking about a job here. Yes, it bothers me that you are not working but I wouldn't leave you over it. I'm leaving because you don't contribute anything anymore and you actually make my life harder. Just like yesterday. I came home after working 12 hours. I was exhausted. I'm not even going to bring up the point that I wouldn't be working 12 hours if you had a job. But anyway, I came home. The house was a mess. I made dinner, did two loads of laundry, did the dishes, gave the kids baths and helped them with their homework. When I finally got to sit down I fell asleep in the living room chair. THAT'S where I woke up at 3 a.m. Okay, now let's talk about your night last night. When I came home, you were playing video games. You ate your dinner in front of the TV while me and the kids ate in the dining room. You said maybe one or two words to me the whole night and those were mostly to let me know that I was blocking your precious view of the game. You never bothered to lift a finger. You watched me lug that heavy laundry up and down the stairs and never even got up to help. Then you went to bed and left me laying there. I can't even remember the last time you kissed me goodnight let alone the last time we made love. I just can't live like this anymore. I deserve so much better. I deserve to be loved. The kids deserve better. They deserve a father who will go out and play ball with them in the yard. They deserve a role model. I'm sorry, it's over.

alliegeorge

Wouldn't it have been easier to ask her?

n25philly

I received a message from a young woman I have been dating and am very puzzled by it. This is what she texted: Ty:-}
Anybody understand what this means? We really like each other and it was a fun and friendly conversation. I have never seen anything quite like it. Maybe you can shed some light on it.

Don't you know by now that everything a woman says translates into "you're screwed"

Lil_MiSsSunshiNe

Wouldn't it have been easier to ask her?

And let her in on how, out of the loop he is with chick speak??!! NEVVVERRRR!!!

_Elemenopee_

"Too Young" then she laughed at you with a strange smile

macpatti

That's not "chickspeak". Learn to text.

Well, good morning, Sunshine.

OP~ I wouldn't have text back asking her what it meant, either! Plus, you never know when we "chicks" will change up what our acronyms mean.

felice03

I read the OP and thought Ty had changed his username...


i am going with touch yourself...you can never go wrong with that.

_Timmeh_

I thought it meant who the fack was using my scale that weighs 188 lbs.

alliegeorge

Wouldn't it have been easier to ask her?

And let her in on how, out of the loop he is with chick speak??!! NEVVVERRRR!!!

HA that is true. LOL

Fallen_Angel226

yep. "thank you" with a smiley

mrmanmeat

This is why there should be an age limit on texting.

WhitneyAnnabelle

i think she sent it to the wrong guy! Shouldve been sent to Ty....

If you knew Ty (he's on my friends list), this might not be out of the realm of reality lol.

More seriously, it's thank you and a smile.

Yep, sounds like Ty to me....

Definitely should have been sent to Ty.

Also, I don't think that's called "chickspeak." That's called "I'm too lazy to type out thank you" speak

fatgirlslove

Def means Thank You...you must've complimented her...b.c thats the only time I use a smiley face after a TY lol

carrieliz81

Ty:-} = You are such a worthless, lazy, good for nothing slob. I'm so sick of you that I can barely come home at night. I'm through. I'm tired of picking up your dirty clothes off of the floor and making you dinner every night for you to just sit there and contribute nothing. We used to be a great team but ever since you lost your job things have only gotten worse and worse. First, you stopped paying attention to me. Then, you stopped playing with the kids. Now all you ever do is play video games and watch TV. What happened to the days when we worked side by side as a team? Don't you miss them? Do you ever miss working in the garden together? We haven't even had one for three years because I can't get you to plow it up. I know that you have been through a hard time and I'm not trying to be insensitive to that. I just feel like you've given up. I mean you've had plenty of opportunity to pick yourself back up off of the ground and get started again. I'm not even talking about a job here. Yes, it bothers me that you are not working but I wouldn't leave you over it. I'm leaving because you don't contribute anything anymore and you actually make my life harder. Just like yesterday. I came home after working 12 hours. I was exhausted. I'm not even going to bring up the point that I wouldn't be working 12 hours if you had a job. But anyway, I came home. The house was a mess. I made dinner, did two loads of laundry, did the dishes, gave the kids baths and helped them with their homework. When I finally got to sit down I fell asleep in the living room chair. THAT'S where I woke up at 3 a.m. Okay, now let's talk about your night last night. When I came home, you were playing video games. You ate your dinner in front of the TV while me and the kids ate in the dining room. You said maybe one or two words to me the whole night and those were mostly to let me know that I was blocking your precious view of the game. You never bothered to lift a finger. You watched me lug that heavy laundry up and down the stairs and never even got up to help. Then you went to bed and left me laying there. I can't even remember the last time you kissed me goodnight let alone the last time we made love. I just can't live like this anymore. I deserve so much better. I deserve to be loved. The kids deserve better. They deserve a father who will go out and play ball with them in the yard. They deserve a role model. I'm sorry, it's over.

HA!!! You must be really bored. :-)

downsizinghoss

Ty:-} = You are such a worthless, lazy, good for nothing slob. I'm so sick of you that I can barely come home at night. I'm through. I'm tired of picking up your dirty clothes off of the floor and making you dinner every night for you to just sit there and contribute nothing. We used to be a great team but ever since you lost your job things have only gotten worse and worse. First, you stopped paying attention to me. Then, you stopped playing with the kids. Now all you ever do is play video games and watch TV. What happened to the days when we worked side by side as a team? Don't you miss them? Do you ever miss working in the garden together? We haven't even had one for three years because I can't get you to plow it up. I know that you have been through a hard time and I'm not trying to be insensitive to that. I just feel like you've given up. I mean you've had plenty of opportunity to pick yourself back up off of the ground and get started again. I'm not even talking about a job here. Yes, it bothers me that you are not working but I wouldn't leave you over it. I'm leaving because you don't contribute anything anymore and you actually make my life harder. Just like yesterday. I came home after working 12 hours. I was exhausted. I'm not even going to bring up the point that I wouldn't be working 12 hours if you had a job. But anyway, I came home. The house was a mess. I made dinner, did two loads of laundry, did the dishes, gave the kids baths and helped them with their homework. When I finally got to sit down I fell asleep in the living room chair. THAT'S where I woke up at 3 a.m. Okay, now let's talk about your night last night. When I came home, you were playing video games. You ate your dinner in front of the TV while me and the kids ate in the dining room. You said maybe one or two words to me the whole night and those were mostly to let me know that I was blocking your precious view of the game. You never bothered to lift a finger. You watched me lug that heavy laundry up and down the stairs and never even got up to help. Then you went to bed and left me laying there. I can't even remember the last time you kissed me goodnight let alone the last time we made love. I just can't live like this anymore. I deserve so much better. I deserve to be loved. The kids deserve better. They deserve a father who will go out and play ball with them in the yard. They deserve a role model. I'm sorry, it's over.

Oh! So it means the same as "I'm fine"

km_jenn

I thought it meant who the fack was using my scale that weighs 188 lbs.

Hahaha! I saw that yesterday...

downsizinghoss

I read the OP and thought Ty had changed his username...


i am going with touch yourself...you can never go wrong with that.

That is not what the security guard at the mall told me.

TrailRunner61

I hope it's not thank you with a brostache! :P

waldenfam2

Ty:-} = You are such a worthless, lazy, good for nothing slob. I'm so sick of you that I can barely come home at night. I'm through. I'm tired of picking up your dirty clothes off of the floor and making you dinner every night for you to just sit there and contribute nothing. We used to be a great team but ever since you lost your job things have only gotten worse and worse. First, you stopped paying attention to me. Then, you stopped playing with the kids. Now all you ever do is play video games and watch TV. What happened to the days when we worked side by side as a team? Don't you miss them? Do you ever miss working in the garden together? We haven't even had one for three years because I can't get you to plow it up. I know that you have been through a hard time and I'm not trying to be insensitive to that. I just feel like you've given up. I mean you've had plenty of opportunity to pick yourself back up off of the ground and get started again. I'm not even talking about a job here. Yes, it bothers me that you are not working but I wouldn't leave you over it. I'm leaving because you don't contribute anything anymore and you actually make my life harder. Just like yesterday. I came home after working 12 hours. I was exhausted. I'm not even going to bring up the point that I wouldn't be working 12 hours if you had a job. But anyway, I came home. The house was a mess. I made dinner, did two loads of laundry, did the dishes, gave the kids baths and helped them with their homework. When I finally got to sit down I fell asleep in the living room chair. THAT'S where I woke up at 3 a.m. Okay, now let's talk about your night last night. When I came home, you were playing video games. You ate your dinner in front of the TV while me and the kids ate in the dining room. You said maybe one or two words to me the whole night and those were mostly to let me know that I was blocking your precious view of the game. You never bothered to lift a finger. You watched me lug that heavy laundry up and down the stairs and never even got up to help. Then you went to bed and left me laying there. I can't even remember the last time you kissed me goodnight let alone the last time we made love. I just can't live like this anymore. I deserve so much better. I deserve to be loved. The kids deserve better. They deserve a father who will go out and play ball with them in the yard. They deserve a role model. I'm sorry, it's over.

Oh! So it means the same as "I'm fine"

Roflmao

HeidiMightyRawr

Ty:-} = You are such a worthless, lazy, good for nothing slob. I'm so sick of you that I can barely come home at night. I'm through. I'm tired of picking up your dirty clothes off of the floor and making you dinner every night for you to just sit there and contribute nothing. We used to be a great team but ever since you lost your job things have only gotten worse and worse. First, you stopped paying attention to me. Then, you stopped playing with the kids. Now all you ever do is play video games and watch TV. What happened to the days when we worked side by side as a team? Don't you miss them? Do you ever miss working in the garden together? We haven't even had one for three years because I can't get you to plow it up. I know that you have been through a hard time and I'm not trying to be insensitive to that. I just feel like you've given up. I mean you've had plenty of opportunity to pick yourself back up off of the ground and get started again. I'm not even talking about a job here. Yes, it bothers me that you are not working but I wouldn't leave you over it. I'm leaving because you don't contribute anything anymore and you actually make my life harder. Just like yesterday. I came home after working 12 hours. I was exhausted. I'm not even going to bring up the point that I wouldn't be working 12 hours if you had a job. But anyway, I came home. The house was a mess. I made dinner, did two loads of laundry, did the dishes, gave the kids baths and helped them with their homework. When I finally got to sit down I fell asleep in the living room chair. THAT'S where I woke up at 3 a.m. Okay, now let's talk about your night last night. When I came home, you were playing video games. You ate your dinner in front of the TV while me and the kids ate in the dining room. You said maybe one or two words to me the whole night and those were mostly to let me know that I was blocking your precious view of the game. You never bothered to lift a finger. You watched me lug that heavy laundry up and down the stairs and never even got up to help. Then you went to bed and left me laying there. I can't even remember the last time you kissed me goodnight let alone the last time we made love. I just can't live like this anymore. I deserve so much better. I deserve to be loved. The kids deserve better. They deserve a father who will go out and play ball with them in the yard. They deserve a role model. I'm sorry, it's over.

LOL!

Tybalt71

Ty:-} = You are such a worthless, lazy, good for nothing slob. I'm so sick of you that I can barely come home at night. I'm through. I'm tired of picking up your dirty clothes off of the floor and making you dinner every night for you to just sit there and contribute nothing. We used to be a great team but ever since you lost your job things have only gotten worse and worse. First, you stopped paying attention to me. Then, you stopped playing with the kids. Now all you ever do is play video games and watch TV. What happened to the days when we worked side by side as a team? Don't you miss them? Do you ever miss working in the garden together? We haven't even had one for three years because I can't get you to plow it up. I know that you have been through a hard time and I'm not trying to be insensitive to that. I just feel like you've given up. I mean you've had plenty of opportunity to pick yourself back up off of the ground and get started again. I'm not even talking about a job here. Yes, it bothers me that you are not working but I wouldn't leave you over it. I'm leaving because you don't contribute anything anymore and you actually make my life harder. Just like yesterday. I came home after working 12 hours. I was exhausted. I'm not even going to bring up the point that I wouldn't be working 12 hours if you had a job. But anyway, I came home. The house was a mess. I made dinner, did two loads of laundry, did the dishes, gave the kids baths and helped them with their homework. When I finally got to sit down I fell asleep in the living room chair. THAT'S where I woke up at 3 a.m. Okay, now let's talk about your night last night. When I came home, you were playing video games. You ate your dinner in front of the TV while me and the kids ate in the dining room. You said maybe one or two words to me the whole night and those were mostly to let me know that I was blocking your precious view of the game. You never bothered to lift a finger. You watched me lug that heavy laundry up and down the stairs and never even got up to help. Then you went to bed and left me laying there. I can't even remember the last time you kissed me goodnight let alone the last time we made love. I just can't live like this anymore. I deserve so much better. I deserve to be loved. The kids deserve better. They deserve a father who will go out and play ball with them in the yard. They deserve a role model. I'm sorry, it's over.

Cant tell you how many times i get this kind of test, story of my life-Ty

Tybalt71

hey OP you're GF keeps texting me, tell her i'll see her at 8pm tonight and to wear something nice-txs in advance-Ty

WhitneyAnnabelle

Ty:-} = You are such a worthless, lazy, good for nothing slob. I'm so sick of you that I can barely come home at night. I'm through. I'm tired of picking up your dirty clothes off of the floor and making you dinner every night for you to just sit there and contribute nothing. We used to be a great team but ever since you lost your job things have only gotten worse and worse. First, you stopped paying attention to me. Then, you stopped playing with the kids. Now all you ever do is play video games and watch TV. What happened to the days when we worked side by side as a team? Don't you miss them? Do you ever miss working in the garden together? We haven't even had one for three years because I can't get you to plow it up. I know that you have been through a hard time and I'm not trying to be insensitive to that. I just feel like you've given up. I mean you've had plenty of opportunity to pick yourself back up off of the ground and get started again. I'm not even talking about a job here. Yes, it bothers me that you are not working but I wouldn't leave you over it. I'm leaving because you don't contribute anything anymore and you actually make my life harder. Just like yesterday. I came home after working 12 hours. I was exhausted. I'm not even going to bring up the point that I wouldn't be working 12 hours if you had a job. But anyway, I came home. The house was a mess. I made dinner, did two loads of laundry, did the dishes, gave the kids baths and helped them with their homework. When I finally got to sit down I fell asleep in the living room chair. THAT'S where I woke up at 3 a.m. Okay, now let's talk about your night last night. When I came home, you were playing video games. You ate your dinner in front of the TV while me and the kids ate in the dining room. You said maybe one or two words to me the whole night and those were mostly to let me know that I was blocking your precious view of the game. You never bothered to lift a finger. You watched me lug that heavy laundry up and down the stairs and never even got up to help. Then you went to bed and left me laying there. I can't even remember the last time you kissed me goodnight let alone the last time we made love. I just can't live like this anymore. I deserve so much better. I deserve to be loved. The kids deserve better. They deserve a father who will go out and play ball with them in the yard. They deserve a role model. I'm sorry, it's over.

Cant tell you how many times i get this kind of test, story of my life-Ty

Hahahaha.

Krissy366

Ty:-} = You are such a worthless, lazy, good for nothing slob. I'm so sick of you that I can barely come home at night. I'm through. I'm tired of picking up your dirty clothes off of the floor and making you dinner every night for you to just sit there and contribute nothing. We used to be a great team but ever since you lost your job things have only gotten worse and worse. First, you stopped paying attention to me. Then, you stopped playing with the kids. Now all you ever do is play video games and watch TV. What happened to the days when we worked side by side as a team? Don't you miss them? Do you ever miss working in the garden together? We haven't even had one for three years because I can't get you to plow it up. I know that you have been through a hard time and I'm not trying to be insensitive to that. I just feel like you've given up. I mean you've had plenty of opportunity to pick yourself back up off of the ground and get started again. I'm not even talking about a job here. Yes, it bothers me that you are not working but I wouldn't leave you over it. I'm leaving because you don't contribute anything anymore and you actually make my life harder. Just like yesterday. I came home after working 12 hours. I was exhausted. I'm not even going to bring up the point that I wouldn't be working 12 hours if you had a job. But anyway, I came home. The house was a mess. I made dinner, did two loads of laundry, did the dishes, gave the kids baths and helped them with their homework. When I finally got to sit down I fell asleep in the living room chair. THAT'S where I woke up at 3 a.m. Okay, now let's talk about your night last night. When I came home, you were playing video games. You ate your dinner in front of the TV while me and the kids ate in the dining room. You said maybe one or two words to me the whole night and those were mostly to let me know that I was blocking your precious view of the game. You never bothered to lift a finger. You watched me lug that heavy laundry up and down the stairs and never even got up to help. Then you went to bed and left me laying there. I can't even remember the last time you kissed me goodnight let alone the last time we made love. I just can't live like this anymore. I deserve so much better. I deserve to be loved. The kids deserve better. They deserve a father who will go out and play ball with them in the yard. They deserve a role model. I'm sorry, it's over.

Oh! So it means the same as "I'm fine"

HAHAHA - well played!!

littlemoonsandy

I thought it meant who the fack was using my scale that weighs 188 lbs.

:laugh:

_EmmaStrong_

Yeah - I definitely think she meant Ty. Otherwise, she would have typed it "ty" or "TY". I mean, it's completely obvious!

gastankerdriver

hey OP you're GF keeps texting me, tell her i'll see her at 8pm tonight and to wear something nice-txs in advance-Ty

Hahaha. I knew it. We haven't even gone on our second date and she is seeing a Brotha behind my back!!!

lukeout007

Clearly, she wants you to stop texting her.

She also thinks you smell.

Sorry bro.