"Activate Your Organs"

odusgolp
odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
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Seriously. Hope my organs don't ever need to be "activated" in the morning.
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  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    how bout members?does it activate members?
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,059 Member
    I seriously did not read that as organs...
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,375 Member
    I seriously did not read that as organs...

    LOL Me either!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I seriously did not read that as organs...

    *snort* :smokin:
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    LOL yall have dirty minds... great info thx for posting that :)
  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,385 Member
    Y'all are all pervs!! Pervs I tell ya!!















    *So disappointed this wasn't about orgasms.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    I drink in the shower. Is that going to make me get a stroke?
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,393 Member
    I activate mine dropping the deuce...seems to be the only way to get room to breathe
  • hiker282
    hiker282 Posts: 983 Member
    Dang it, now I need to urinate....
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I drink in the shower. Is that going to make me get a stroke?

    Really?? Why does this disturb me?
  • victoria4321
    victoria4321 Posts: 1,719 Member
    Water before bed just makes me wake up in an hour to pee.
  • TrophyWifeSass
    TrophyWifeSass Posts: 490 Member
    *looks around, walks out*



    Yes, I too am a perv, or a dirty *kitten* or something...
  • tigersword
    tigersword Posts: 8,059 Member
    Wow, people actually believe that junk is true?

    Organs don't need to be activated, if they ever shut down, it's cuz you're dead or almost dead, and drinking some water won't help.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,573 Member
    What did I miss? I was pooping.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,159 Member
    Does it have to be water, or will any other clear liquid do? :drinker:
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Wow, people actually believe that junk is true?

    Organs don't need to be activated, if they ever shut down, it's cuz you're dead or almost dead, and drinking some water won't help.

    LOL I dont think they actually mean to activate.... but more like better equip :)
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Does it have to be water, or will any other clear liquid do? :drinker:

    I wake up to Diet Coke and sleep to Wine... My organs haven't shut down yet :drinker:
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    Q, if it says water, it must be WATER!!!!!!

    Not tea.
    Not juice.
    Not coffee.
    Not water with stuff in it.

    JUST WATER, PEOPLE!!!!!
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    Does it have to be water, or will any other clear liquid do? :drinker:

    I wake up to Diet Coke and sleep to Wine... My organs haven't shut down yet :drinker:

    I like you. :wink:
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    how bout members?does it activate members?

    only if you use the water to wash down a viagra.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,159 Member
    Q, if it says water, it must be WATER!!!!!!
    OK...water...how about the solid state kind combined with some other clear liquid...

    happy now?
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    I got a detachable showerhead yesterday. The water helped activate my orgasm... does that count?
  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
    I activate my organ every night. Best 30 seconds of my life.
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    I got a detachable showerhead yesterday. The water helped activate my orgasm... does that count?

    what did you name your shower head?
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    I see Dr. Oz must've stopped by. LOL
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I see Dr. Oz must've stopped by. LOL

    He said I'll die if I don't activate my organs! And he's a DOCTOR!!! What are your credentials??? Huh???


    :bigsmile:
  • victoria4321
    victoria4321 Posts: 1,719 Member
    I got a detachable showerhead yesterday. The water helped activate my orgasm... does that count?

    Is it sort of like this??

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
  • LilRedRooster
    LilRedRooster Posts: 1,421 Member
    I see Dr. Oz must've stopped by. LOL

    He said I'll die if I don't activate my organs! And he's a DOCTOR!!! What are your credentials??? Huh???


    :bigsmile:

    And he's on TV!!! That means he knows EVERYTHING, because otherwise, he just wouldn't be on TELEVISION!
  • MyFeistyEvolution
    MyFeistyEvolution Posts: 1,013 Member
    Y'all are all pervs!! Pervs I tell ya!!

    I :heart: pervs.
  • Aperture_Science
    Aperture_Science Posts: 840 Member
    I tried to activate my organ with a bucket full of water.

    Big fail.

    Does anyone know how to dry out a Hammond and mini moog?
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