Interesting new dating tactic...

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  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
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    Luring with bacon on a piece of string seems to work wonders for me...
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,267 Member
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    Luring with bacon on a piece of string seems to work wonders for me...

    Bacon?!?!?!?!
  • ashmarie484
    ashmarie484 Posts: 484 Member
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    What happened to good 'ol rope and duct tape?

    My van got impounded, had to switch up the strategy.

    LMAO
  • DominiqueSmall
    DominiqueSmall Posts: 495 Member
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    Would you do it?

    Okay. That's sweet. But I ain't biting! :-)
  • run4yourlife
    run4yourlife Posts: 379 Member
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    I think that's kind of adorable. And I like that song.

    Only thing is.....I'd wonder how many cards that guy had stashed away in his wallet :ohwell:
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
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    Already done...and when you flip it to the back I show them why I am the SAUSAGE KING!! YAHTZEE!!!

    Abe Froman?

    Edited: Awww damn Hoss beat me to it!
  • DominiqueSmall
    DominiqueSmall Posts: 495 Member
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    My card says all of that, plus "I'll swing by your house later to chat... since I already know where you live." :wink:

    ^^^ OMG! lmao!^^^
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
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    Luring with bacon on a piece of string seems to work wonders for me...

    Bacon?!?!?!?!

    *pulls piece of string with bacon attached round the corner*
  • DominiqueSmall
    DominiqueSmall Posts: 495 Member
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    I think that's kind of adorable. And I like that song.

    Only thing is.....I'd wonder how many cards that guy had stashed away in his wallet :ohwell:

    ^^^Exactly! ^^^
    And I want to believe I'm worth an orginal line because I'm different than all the other girls he's been hitting on!
  • jenj1313
    jenj1313 Posts: 898 Member
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    Sure... why not?
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    There's bacon, sausage, duct tape, rope & chloroform in here....

    Really, there's nothing else we could possibly need.
  • LadyKatieBug
    LadyKatieBug Posts: 178 Member
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    no It would make me look desperate, guys usually are turned off by desperation
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    all the time. why else do we get business cards made?
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
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    It's weak, to say the least.

    Maybe it's a song, I have no idea. But, it's lame. I'd be embarrased for any guy who tried to pull that off.
  • jallen1955
    jallen1955 Posts: 121
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    Luring with bacon on a piece of string seems to work wonders for me...

    I just rub some behind my ears
  • Bentley2718
    Bentley2718 Posts: 1,690 Member
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    When I lived in LA, I had not one, but two men give me their numbers at stoplights. I called both. One got a 10 minute phone conversation, followed by "I have to go now." The other was a fun couple of dates. So yeah, I've done it.
  • OnWisconsin84
    OnWisconsin84 Posts: 409 Member
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    Love that this was a Sconnie that created it, hahaha :drinker:
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
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    Luring with bacon on a piece of string seems to work wonders for me...


    ...bacon.
  • PinkEarthMama
    PinkEarthMama Posts: 987 Member
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    Luring with bacon on a piece of string seems to work wonders for me...

    Bacon.

    Must have bacon.

    BACON!
  • shannoninBC
    shannoninBC Posts: 371 Member
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    OMG hilarious. Clearly I am out of it, if this is how dating works nowadays.

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