Dumb *kitten* You Wish Didn't Happen
LovelyLifter
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Totally off subject of fitness
So I was talking to friend and remembered dumb stupid crap that happened in school or there after. I remembered one story in particular.
While in school I may have dabled in certain illegal substances and dated a guy who may have done the same. Anyways broke up....I was in my first year of college by then. He gets busted and goes to jail he rats out his friends and then tells them it was me. I unknowingly am at a party and get jumped by 6 guys and wake up in the ER all fuc ked up. I did however break a guys nose during that with my foot. I has long legs that even then have power behind them
this is one of many stories that makeup my life
so dish
tell me some stories
So I was talking to friend and remembered dumb stupid crap that happened in school or there after. I remembered one story in particular.
While in school I may have dabled in certain illegal substances and dated a guy who may have done the same. Anyways broke up....I was in my first year of college by then. He gets busted and goes to jail he rats out his friends and then tells them it was me. I unknowingly am at a party and get jumped by 6 guys and wake up in the ER all fuc ked up. I did however break a guys nose during that with my foot. I has long legs that even then have power behind them
this is one of many stories that makeup my life
so dish
tell me some stories
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Last Saturday I did the Warrior Dash with a bunch of social deviants. I hope I never have to see those weirdos again!
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Hmmmm
I can't tell y'all the really bad stuff... but...
Three days before I moved out of the US, I was packing my toddler into the car when the phone rang. I answered it, told them i couldn't talk, then stuck my phone on top of the car. I buckled the toddler in, closed the door, and drove off.
Phone. Gone.
I had insurance, so they sent me a new phone.
"new" being 10 years old. Woudln't even turn on.
They sent phone #2.
With no battery.
I was so angry after phone call # 2938473 that I made my fiance deal with it.0 -
Last Saturday I did the Warrior Dash with a bunch of social deviants. I hope I never have to see those weirdos again!
Oh....wait....:blushing:
HA! You should have been at the after party :devil:0 -
My stories are not forum guidelines appropriate. :laugh:0
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Totally off subject of fitness
So I was talking to friend and remembered dumb stupid crap that happened in school or there after. I remembered one story in particular.
While in school I may have dabled in certain illegal substances and dated a guy who may have done the same. Anyways broke up....I was in my first year of college by then. He gets busted and goes to jail he rats out his friends and then tells them it was me. I unknowingly am at a party and get jumped by 6 guys and wake up in the ER all fuc ked up. I did however break a guys nose during that with my foot. I has long legs that even then have power behind them
this is on of many stories that makeup my life
so dish
tell me some stories
I have decided that if I ever meet you, you're going to have one hell of a time keeping me from following you around making sure things like this don't happen.
Oh, and you'll never be left holding that red solo cup when the cops show up at the kegger again.
Promise!
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Last Saturday I did the Warrior Dash with a bunch of social deviants. I hope I never have to see those weirdos again!
Oh....wait....:blushing:
HA! You should have been at the after party :devil:
Shhhhh! What ever happens in "where ever the hell we are" stays there!0 -
I took my 2 year old shopping during Christmas time [don't ask me why...it's a recipe for disaster] All day she was asking "Mommy can I have this? Mommy can I have that?" I was so freaking frustrated by the time that we were done that as we were walking out of the store I finally shouted "Mommy is not made of money!" It wouldn't have been so bad except one of the Salvation Army dudes was just about to ask me to donate. When I said it, he shut his mouth and walked back to his little bucket. I was mortified! I thought about donating but I was afraid he'd refuse my money so I just grabbed my daughter and booked...0
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My stories are not forum guidelines appropriate. :laugh:
Ditto. I'm sure there's a few I could tell, but there's not really any coming to mind at the moment.0 -
Last Saturday I did the Warrior Dash with a bunch of social deviants. I hope I never have to see those weirdos again!
Oh....wait....:blushing:
HA! You should have been at the after party :devil:
Shhhhh! What ever happens in "where ever the hell we are" stays there!
yes yes.....I only suggested how bad we may have been
ha! she will never know....you did hide those pics right?0 -
*kitten* half my life story could be included here...all dumb moves that seemed really smart at the time??
Best was summer between Grade 9 and 10 when I took my first ride in the back of a cop car. They brought me home smelling like an entire case of beer. Evidently that tree I was hiding behind when the cops busted the party wasn't a good hiding spot. My dad was furious because the cops woke him up when pounding on the door...and laughed at me while i stumbled my way up the stairs to my room. I don't even remember my punishment--but he tells that story at every family function and any chance he can get that will embarass me. 15 years later and he's still punishing me.0 -
I got married 19 years ago. And then I corrected the problem 7 years ago by filing for divorce. Whew! I'll never do that again!
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If by hide you mean lose, then yes.Shhhhh! What ever happens in "where ever the hell we are" stays there!
yes yes.....I only suggested how bad we may have been
ha! she will never know....you did hide those pics right?0 -
I can't say I have done alot of stupid things.. but I am always open for some kind of adventure. I think more old people regret things they didn't do than they regret things they did do. Again.. I don't mean anything unhealthy like drugs, etc... HTFU0
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Dayum. Nothing that can top that, I'm sure.
I wish I hadn't drank so much the night I fell and busted my knee. I slipped on the sidewalk. I remember sky then floor and then vague memories of stealing a computer chair from someones yard (I assume it was out for trash or with a free sign, who would leave a computer chair outside otherwise...) and then waking up half naked in a friends bed with a scarf tied around my leg. I thought he'd put it there for a joke, but as I took it off, I took one look at the blood and bruising and I could have vomited.
It's never been right since. :<0 -
There was this one time at band camp when Stephen gave me a warning for my posts on social support site.0
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In high school, I dated a boy whose family was, shall we say "connected". The weekend after I broke my ankle jumping from his trampoline into his pool we were at a party in his backyard when someone yelled "Cops! Cops cops!". Everyone ditched over the back fence into the woods behind his house. I did too and was so proud of making it over the fence with crutches and cast and everything, even landed on non-casted leg on the other side. Only to have a search light shining right smack in my face.
Turns out it was an FBI bust on his dad/uncles, but local authorities got involved due to underage drinking. The ensuing phone call to my Dad from the cop shop was torturous. I still haven't lived it down with my dad hahahaha.0 -
There was this one time at band camp when Stephen gave me a warning for my posts on social support site.
beat ya b*tch i have 2 strikes!0 -
So basically, I was waiting for a friend come in from out of town and he got lost...his cab driver was a moron. Anyways, I was on the phone with him trying to give them directions...so I went to stand out front of my house...thought I saw them go by and ran accross the street. We live in suburbia so it's not like there was traffic.
Now, I was wearing long black pants, and a black turtle neck, not like I was wearing garters and a bra! ......I run back accross to my house and 5 cop cars surround me, including some undercovers......... take my phone, while I was on the phone with him. When all is said and done, they leave only to return 10 minutes later with my friend in the back seat...rofl...the cabbie threw him out because he couldn't find the house and they picked him up, rofl. They asked if he knew why and he said...I can only guess.
After a couple Tequila it was pretty funny!0 -
Try to ride the mechanical bull at a work happy hour. They have video.0
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My stories are not forum guidelines appropriate. :laugh:
Same!0 -
There was this one time at band camp when Stephen gave me a warning for my posts on social support site.
beat ya b*tch i have 2 strikes!
WOOOOOOOOOOOO! I've made it to B*tch level! I
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:flowerforyou:
If by hide you mean lose, then yes.Shhhhh! What ever happens in "where ever the hell we are" stays there!
yes yes.....I only suggested how bad we may have been
ha! she will never know....you did hide those pics right?
I may or may not have them stashed under my bed0 -
Would not have gotten married the 1st time. But if I had not, I wouldn't have my wonderful daughter heart: so it's a toss up.0
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:flowerforyou:
If by hide you mean lose, then yes.Shhhhh! What ever happens in "where ever the hell we are" stays there!
yes yes.....I only suggested how bad we may have been
ha! she will never know....you did hide those pics right?
I may or may not have them stashed under my bed
What do I have to do in order to gain access to these pictures?0 -
:flowerforyou:
If by hide you mean lose, then yes.Shhhhh! What ever happens in "where ever the hell we are" stays there!
yes yes.....I only suggested how bad we may have been
ha! she will never know....you did hide those pics right?
I may or may not have them stashed under my bed
What do I have to do in order to gain access to these pictures?
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I spent a grand over the weekend on absolutely nothing but a hangover.0
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:flowerforyou:
If by hide you mean lose, then yes.Shhhhh! What ever happens in "where ever the hell we are" stays there!
yes yes.....I only suggested how bad we may have been
ha! she will never know....you did hide those pics right?
I may or may not have them stashed under my bed
What do I have to do in order to gain access to these pictures?
:devil:
Feel free to PM me the details lol.I spent a grand over the weekend on absolutely nothing but a hangover.
WE...need to go out sometime lol.0 -
Hey now. We took the pictures. We should get the rewards.What do I have to do in order to gain access to these pictures?
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I was invited to a VIP grand opening of a bar. Free alcohol.
Arrived at 8.
Lying on the bar having the bartender poor the alcohol directly in to my mouth by 10.
Blacked out by 12.
From what I can remember, it was a pretty awesome night.0 -
Hey now. We took the pictures. We should get the rewards.What do I have to do in order to gain access to these pictures?
:devil:
um exactly!0
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