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So, I ordered a bunch of protein powder online, and it was delivered the other day. After I carried the package into the house, I noticed on the packing slip that it weighed 16.5 lbs! I've been told women shouldn't lift anything over 5 pounds. Is my uterus going to fall out now??
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You are going to get bulky instead of toned for two reasons.
1) You are lifting more than 5 lbs.
2) Dem shakes.0 -
I'm sorry to say...but yes, your uterus is going to fall out. And you might grow back hair.0
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You won't get long lean muscles, you'll get short stubby ones.0
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Is my uterus going to fall out now??
Yes! You should know better!0 -
I read online..or maybe Dr. Oz said..that if your uterus falls out you can reinsert with a coat hanger. Just fyi..0
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If your uterus has not fallen out by now, it's probably well on its way. But wait...you can reverse it! Just eat back only half of the calories you burned while hauling that package into the house. Remember...only half. Best of luck.0
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So, I ordered a bunch of protein powder online, and it was delivered the other day. After I carried the package into the house, I noticed on the packing slip that it weighed 16.5 lbs! I've been told women shouldn't lift anything over 5 pounds. Is my uterus going to fall out now??
That only happens when you squat with a barbell.0 -
So, I ordered a bunch of protein powder online, and it was delivered the other day. After I carried the package into the house, I noticed on the packing slip that it weighed 16.5 lbs! I've been told women shouldn't lift anything over 5 pounds. Is my uterus going to fall out now??
That only happens when you squat with a barbell.0 -
So, I ordered a bunch of protein powder online, and it was delivered the other day. After I carried the package into the house, I noticed on the packing slip that it weighed 16.5 lbs! I've been told women shouldn't lift anything over 5 pounds. Is my uterus going to fall out now??
That only happens when you squat with a barbell.
nah...that makes you pee0 -
Is my uterus going to fall out now??
Sadly, yes. Start swapping your underwear for banana hammocks while your penis starts to grow.0 -
So, I ordered a bunch of protein powder online, and it was delivered the other day. After I carried the package into the house, I noticed on the packing slip that it weighed 16.5 lbs! I've been told women shouldn't lift anything over 5 pounds. Is my uterus going to fall out now??
That only happens when you squat with a barbell.
For now. For the sake of your unborn children, don't put anything on your back and squat!0 -
LMAO ~ I am screwed I guess!0
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I think now, you are supposed to lie on your back with your legs in the air against a wall.0
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Too late, it fell out when you ordered it.0
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So, I ordered a bunch of protein powder online, and it was delivered the other day. After I carried the package into the house, I noticed on the packing slip that it weighed 16.5 lbs! I've been told women shouldn't lift anything over 5 pounds. Is my uterus going to fall out now??
You should have known better......always duct tape your uterus befroe you lift! Duh! Saw that on TV! :huh:0 -
tomorrow you'll look like the guy in my avy <<<----
that's some serious heavy lifting there miss0 -
You should have immediately called your husband home from work to lift that box for you
...and then immediately log the calories you burnt while dialing the phone.0 -
So, I ordered a bunch of protein powder online, and it was delivered the other day. After I carried the package into the house, I noticed on the packing slip that it weighed 16.5 lbs! I've been told women shouldn't lift anything over 5 pounds. Is my uterus going to fall out now??
You should have known better......always duct tape your uterus befroe you lift! Duh! Saw that on TV! :huh:
The good thing about this is that you don't have to get your vajayjay waxed later.0 -
Just be happy you didn't try to lift a ten-pound box of paper.0
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You're instantly going to go into starvation mode.
Drink all the powders today with heavy cream, and put in an extra 5 minutes at the gym.0
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